Brandon Bird
@brandonbird.bsky.social
Artist, Jerry Orbach Car owner, Sears shopper. store.brandonbird.com
Too much AI in the facebook Kmart groups.
November 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Too much AI in the facebook Kmart groups.
My mom loved this show.
Chris Elliot's groundbreaking anti-sitcom, Get A Life, is finally coming to streaming, courtesy of Shout TV.
Stand in the place where you live because Get A Life is finally coming to streaming
Stand in the place where you live because Get A Life is finally coming to streaming
www.avclub.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:09 AM
My mom loved this show.
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The new T-mas cards... are here. brandonbird.myshopify.com/collections/...
November 20, 2025 at 3:51 AM
The new T-mas cards... are here. brandonbird.myshopify.com/collections/...
Siskel & Ebert & Kai Winn
50 years ago today, this photo of the Chicago press conference for One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest was taken.
In the background you can see Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert — in the clothes they wore in the Siskel & Ebert pilot, which was also shot that same day.
In the background you can see Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert — in the clothes they wore in the Siskel & Ebert pilot, which was also shot that same day.
November 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Siskel & Ebert & Kai Winn
Clifford “Buzz” Grambo, like he was named by Larry Hama himself.
“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.”
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Clifford “Buzz” Grambo patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe—and make federal agents uncomfortable.
www.motherjones.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Clifford “Buzz” Grambo, like he was named by Larry Hama himself.
The new T-mas cards... are here. brandonbird.myshopify.com/collections/...
November 20, 2025 at 3:51 AM
The new T-mas cards... are here. brandonbird.myshopify.com/collections/...
In honor of International Men's Day, please enjoy some men.
"The Obstinate Men," oil on panel, 16 inches by 20 inches, 2011.
"The Obstinate Men," oil on panel, 16 inches by 20 inches, 2011.
November 20, 2025 at 3:38 AM
In honor of International Men's Day, please enjoy some men.
"The Obstinate Men," oil on panel, 16 inches by 20 inches, 2011.
"The Obstinate Men," oil on panel, 16 inches by 20 inches, 2011.
I keep thinking, "How can my computer be all janky already? I just got it" but it is actually the longest I have ever had a computer in my entire life.
November 20, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I keep thinking, "How can my computer be all janky already? I just got it" but it is actually the longest I have ever had a computer in my entire life.
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We've gone to from "Trump 2028" to "The Trump is going to get to finish his term, yes?, we're all agreed? 3 more years!"
Trump: "We will be here for three and a quarter years. For the Trump, that's like an eternity. For somebody else that doesn't sound long."
November 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
We've gone to from "Trump 2028" to "The Trump is going to get to finish his term, yes?, we're all agreed? 3 more years!"
Wait, what happened to Trump 2028?
Trump: "We will be here for three and a quarter years. For the Trump, that's like an eternity. For somebody else that doesn't sound long."
November 19, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Wait, what happened to Trump 2028?
Finally realizing why watching Coach makes me think of Gargoyles.
November 19, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Finally realizing why watching Coach makes me think of Gargoyles.
The coffee shop around the corner pressured me into getting their app for rewards and it has robbed me of one of the great pleasures (going on a little walk in the morning without a phone).
download our app to buy coffee! get your coffee by simply entering your email! coffee is just one password containing a number, letter, and special character away! hey. fuck you
November 19, 2025 at 4:34 PM
The coffee shop around the corner pressured me into getting their app for rewards and it has robbed me of one of the great pleasures (going on a little walk in the morning without a phone).
Stephen Miller is evil Tim Robinson.
November 19, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Stephen Miller is evil Tim Robinson.
What if Chomsky killed Epstein
“Chomsky continued to correspond with [Epstein] at least until the summer of 2019, even after the Herald’s series led to widespread outcry and the Justice Department publicly announced a fresh probe.”
Epstein turned to academic Chomsky, others to rehab image after Herald investigation
Other potential people Epstein considered included deceased Nobel Prize-winning scientist James Watson and Norwegian diplomat Terje Rød-Larsen.
www.miamiherald.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:38 AM
What if Chomsky killed Epstein
I hope the "untitled Steven Spielberg UFO movie" is actually called UFO Movie and he's like, "Yeah, I've always wanted to make my own version of Scary Movie and Epic Movie."
November 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I hope the "untitled Steven Spielberg UFO movie" is actually called UFO Movie and he's like, "Yeah, I've always wanted to make my own version of Scary Movie and Epic Movie."
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If you have a product that people love and want to use... you do not have to do that. Like, when the iPhone came out, your Mac wasn't constantly saying to you, 'Hey, have you tried sending emails on your iPhone???'
November 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
If you have a product that people love and want to use... you do not have to do that. Like, when the iPhone came out, your Mac wasn't constantly saying to you, 'Hey, have you tried sending emails on your iPhone???'
"Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen" should be the headline when Trump fucking dies.
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
"Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen" should be the headline when Trump fucking dies.
Two captains. One destiny.
November 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Two captains. One destiny.
Coach was more popular than the final season of Cheers (but not Murder, She Wrote).
November 18, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Coach was more popular than the final season of Cheers (but not Murder, She Wrote).
Just FYI I will make myself available to come on any podcast and discuss the 1989 - 1997 sitcom "Coach"
November 18, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Just FYI I will make myself available to come on any podcast and discuss the 1989 - 1997 sitcom "Coach"
Coach Hayden Fox doesn’t like the name Brandon =(
November 18, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Coach Hayden Fox doesn’t like the name Brandon =(
Briefly popped over to X to engage with the dumbest mouthbreathers alive.
November 18, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Briefly popped over to X to engage with the dumbest mouthbreathers alive.
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When’s the NYT gonna have a vanity piece about all of the women who have instantly gleaned that RFK Jr. is a highly suspicious, untrustworthy, vainglorious failson?
November 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
When’s the NYT gonna have a vanity piece about all of the women who have instantly gleaned that RFK Jr. is a highly suspicious, untrustworthy, vainglorious failson?
All of these men should be sent to space prison.
POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
November 18, 2025 at 1:34 AM
All of these men should be sent to space prison.