Brandon Bird
@brandonbird.bsky.social
Artist, Jerry Orbach Car owner, Sears shopper. store.brandonbird.com
File real trademarks on all those phrases and then sue him for using them.
November 21, 2025 at 2:39 AM
File real trademarks on all those phrases and then sue him for using them.
Jurassic Earth should be the next several movies.
November 20, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Jurassic Earth should be the next several movies.
He has tremendous range on the Normal Guy <--------> Weirdo scale.
November 20, 2025 at 8:53 PM
He has tremendous range on the Normal Guy <--------> Weirdo scale.
Back to the Future II: Back 2 Earth
November 20, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Back to the Future II: Back 2 Earth
Stimulus checks were a Trump policy, Biden basically issued the remainder on what had already been promised.
November 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Stimulus checks were a Trump policy, Biden basically issued the remainder on what had already been promised.
Alternate title is Mr. Mrs. Claus.
November 20, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Alternate title is Mr. Mrs. Claus.
Or if you are an eccentric rich person who wants to buy me one: www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
November 20, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Or if you are an eccentric rich person who wants to buy me one: www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
I'm hoping to make enough from the harvest (Christmas sales) to splurge on a new one.
November 20, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I'm hoping to make enough from the harvest (Christmas sales) to splurge on a new one.
When you get one that's not a lemon you've got to keep it going.
November 20, 2025 at 2:31 AM
When you get one that's not a lemon you've got to keep it going.
Would not be saying it if I hadn't freshly backed up my hard drive.
November 20, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Would not be saying it if I hadn't freshly backed up my hard drive.
And it somehow hasn't had a fatal hardware error despite being an imac.
November 20, 2025 at 2:18 AM
And it somehow hasn't had a fatal hardware error despite being an imac.
I think I used to replace computers every 3 years, give or take, and then I just got tired of doing it.
November 20, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I think I used to replace computers every 3 years, give or take, and then I just got tired of doing it.
I got it in 2017 (model year *2015*) which still feels like the present.
November 20, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I got it in 2017 (model year *2015*) which still feels like the present.
They should be shot in Vancouver and look like an episode of the X-Files.
November 20, 2025 at 1:49 AM
They should be shot in Vancouver and look like an episode of the X-Files.
No longer talking about a third term = he knows he's cooked.
November 19, 2025 at 8:03 PM
No longer talking about a third term = he knows he's cooked.