brainplan
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Phillies, Lifetime movie, Cop Rock, discontinued McDonald’s menu items/ad campaigns enthusiast. But we don’t have to talk about any of that, we can talk about your things, whatever.
folks, it is Thanksgiving Eve
November 27, 2025 at 1:13 AM
folks, it is Thanksgiving Eve
our “we use 100% real chicken in our soups” post is raising a lot of questions already answered by our post
November 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
our “we use 100% real chicken in our soups” post is raising a lot of questions already answered by our post
saying it ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation’ is going to be my go to argument against AI from now on
what does that mean? that’s for you, the pro AI dipshit to figure out; I have moved on to other topics
what does that mean? that’s for you, the pro AI dipshit to figure out; I have moved on to other topics
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
saying it ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation’ is going to be my go to argument against AI from now on
what does that mean? that’s for you, the pro AI dipshit to figure out; I have moved on to other topics
what does that mean? that’s for you, the pro AI dipshit to figure out; I have moved on to other topics
I realize this is low on the list of things that suck but “man, FUCK Vince the ShamWow guy” is not a thought that should be taking up space in my brain these days, I should have zero thoughts whatsoever about ShamWow guy in the year 2025
November 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I realize this is low on the list of things that suck but “man, FUCK Vince the ShamWow guy” is not a thought that should be taking up space in my brain these days, I should have zero thoughts whatsoever about ShamWow guy in the year 2025
how your email finds me
November 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
how your email finds me
Reposted by brainplan
Like, the very first rule of doing anything at all creative is *you have to give a fuck about it*
Using genAI is proof you don't.
Using genAI is proof you don't.
November 24, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Like, the very first rule of doing anything at all creative is *you have to give a fuck about it*
Using genAI is proof you don't.
Using genAI is proof you don't.
I know this is a week where no one’s motivated to do anything but I need you all to dig down deep and find it in yourselves to rock on because it’s #RockOnTuesday
November 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I know this is a week where no one’s motivated to do anything but I need you all to dig down deep and find it in yourselves to rock on because it’s #RockOnTuesday
It’s Charlie Brown, Baby Charlie Brown, He Came Back In A Time Machine To Kill You But I Convinced Him Not T—NO, CHARLIE BROWN
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
It’s Charlie Brown, Baby Charlie Brown, He Came Back In A Time Machine To Kill You But I Convinced Him Not T—NO, CHARLIE BROWN
browser extension that changes “anti trans activist” to “ginormous loser”
November 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
browser extension that changes “anti trans activist” to “ginormous loser”
I see this face and all of a sudden I’m considering getting a degree in TV/VCR repair
November 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I see this face and all of a sudden I’m considering getting a degree in TV/VCR repair
Star Wars The Holiday Special >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
November 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Star Wars The Holiday Special >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
as a long time James Carville hater I always experience deeply ambivalent feelings whenever he rears his ugly skeletal head again (infuriated that he is still being given any kind of platform; encouraged by my fellow haters who have also rightly clocked him as the fucking worst)
November 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
as a long time James Carville hater I always experience deeply ambivalent feelings whenever he rears his ugly skeletal head again (infuriated that he is still being given any kind of platform; encouraged by my fellow haters who have also rightly clocked him as the fucking worst)
“that kid’s crazy, he’s blowin’ nuts, man!”
November 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
“that kid’s crazy, he’s blowin’ nuts, man!”
this is, of course, a typo on the banner, which should read:
KEEP CHRISTIN’ THANKSGIVING
(Christin’ = proselytizing = handing out Chick Gospel Tracts to everyone at Thanksgiving dinner)
KEEP CHRISTIN’ THANKSGIVING
(Christin’ = proselytizing = handing out Chick Gospel Tracts to everyone at Thanksgiving dinner)
November 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
this is, of course, a typo on the banner, which should read:
KEEP CHRISTIN’ THANKSGIVING
(Christin’ = proselytizing = handing out Chick Gospel Tracts to everyone at Thanksgiving dinner)
KEEP CHRISTIN’ THANKSGIVING
(Christin’ = proselytizing = handing out Chick Gospel Tracts to everyone at Thanksgiving dinner)
I don’t agree with the choice at the top of this list either but the way some people were mad about it you would’ve thought they chose Zapped! as number 1 or something
The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
variety.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I don’t agree with the choice at the top of this list either but the way some people were mad about it you would’ve thought they chose Zapped! as number 1 or something
pictured: Elon Musk, describing what his head looks like HAHAHA GOTTEM
November 24, 2025 at 3:06 PM
pictured: Elon Musk, describing what his head looks like HAHAHA GOTTEM
when it is 9 PM on any evening after Daylight Saving Time has ended and you ask me what time it is
November 24, 2025 at 2:08 AM
when it is 9 PM on any evening after Daylight Saving Time has ended and you ask me what time it is
win or lose, the good thing is that this is the kind of game that will inspire completely normal discourse for the next five days
November 24, 2025 at 12:21 AM
win or lose, the good thing is that this is the kind of game that will inspire completely normal discourse for the next five days
once again: go birds
John Ashcroft
YouTube video by pdx
youtu.be
November 23, 2025 at 9:29 PM
once again: go birds
I used to think that love was just a fairy tale,
until that first hello
until that first smile
until that first hello
until that first smile
November 23, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I used to think that love was just a fairy tale,
until that first hello
until that first smile
until that first hello
until that first smile
huh, I just got invited to an online Norwex party hosted by Marjorie Taylor Greene
November 22, 2025 at 3:49 AM
huh, I just got invited to an online Norwex party hosted by Marjorie Taylor Greene
before we get all mad I think we should sort out who voted yea on the resolution to condemn socialism sincerely and who voted yea on it as a goof
November 21, 2025 at 11:35 PM
before we get all mad I think we should sort out who voted yea on the resolution to condemn socialism sincerely and who voted yea on it as a goof
you know you can just block an account that sincerely (it appears, don’t know and will not be investigating) posts that Dick Chaney was antifa, that’s a thing you can do on this app
November 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
you know you can just block an account that sincerely (it appears, don’t know and will not be investigating) posts that Dick Chaney was antifa, that’s a thing you can do on this app