I don’t know why I’m giving free legal advice to Campbell’s, I’m not a lawyer and I don’t really care

fuck that guy who made those shitty comments about your company and your customers that made this damage control necessary in the first place but also, you can simply leave the “it’s totally, definitely real chicken in those soups so don’t worry about that” comments out of it, what are you doing

I briefly stopped scrolling at your pic here and didn’t see what was being quoted and then resumed scrolling and lmaooooo

the window air conditioning units in our house in the middle of August

and now I’m making you think about ShamWow guy in 2025, my apologies

Like, the very first rule of doing anything at all creative is *you have to give a fuck about it*

Using genAI is proof you don't.

anyway, on the off chance that you, say, run across a completely taken out of context paragraph written by Carville that seems almost reasonable when detached from said context, just remember that under no circumstances do you have to hand it to James Carville

yeah, there’s a very strong argument to be made that Airplane was the blueprint for that whole genre of comedy; weird that it was ranked so much lower

someone’s reading an English translation of the Bible that isn’t KJV? there is absolutely a Chick tract for that

have some in laws who are and/or were raised Catholic? you better believe there’s a Chick tract for that

nice thing is, you can personalize the messages with Chick Tracts depending on the specific way in which a family member needs to be saved

LGBTQ relative? there’s a Chick tract for that

someone likes Halloween a little too much? there’s a Chick tract for that

they chose Zapped Again! which should obviously be on the list but probably at like number 3 or something