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Needless to say, this is my first graders favorite game ever
February 8, 2026 at 3:04 AM
If it’s not Train Dreams, you’re washed
What’s everyone’s favorite dad movie
Trying to do a daily dumb little prompt to not think about The Horrors
February 4, 2026 at 3:48 AM
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Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti.

"Please get the truth out about our son."
January 25, 2026 at 12:43 AM
1933
open.spotify.com
January 24, 2026 at 4:18 PM
I know normally there isn’t a single solution to our nations problems, but I think if anyone — a politician, reporter, average Joe, anyone — in the last decade had said to one particular person, on camera, “are you fucking retarted?” we wouldn’t be here
January 13, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Is there a money making lane for my “it’s fine if my daughter competes against boys if she wants to, but let’s make sure she doesn’t get raped” bandwagon?
MAGA is fine with grown men attacking as many young girls as they want if it will protect their daughters from transgender girls who were never attacking them in the first place
December 31, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Maybe I could be the Green Bay Packers QB? It’s like a Space Jam situash where anyone who puts on the jersey is an All Pro?
December 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM
The following songs have been deemed Christmas songs: “A Long December” by Counting Crows, “Turn to Stone” by ELO, “Crystal Village” by Pete Yorn, “Brick” by Ben Folds Five, “Come Back Home”, also by Pete Yorn. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
December 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
The least believable part of Dan Fogelberg’s “Same Old Lang Syne” is not being able to find a bar open on Christmas Eve in Peoria goddamn Illinois.
December 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
“tripping” is an incredibly weird penalty in the NFL. Suplex someone? Fine. Stick a foot out like a six year old? Automatic first down!
December 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
It’s hard to overemphasize how well he played a young 20’s (incredibly dumb) Marine circa 2003 in Generation Kill. Got every characteristic down pat. RIP
I was just at the gym watching a The Wire s2 episode, and came back to this awful news. Ransone was incredible in that season — so believable as the screw-up determined to live down to everyone's low opinion of him. And great in almost everything else I saw him do. RIP.
'The Wire' Star James Ransone Dead at 46 After Apparent Suicide
James Ransone -- an actor best known for his role in the hit show "The Wire" -- has died ... and the medical examiner is pointing to suicide as the cause.
www.tmz.com
December 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
December 12, 2025 at 4:03 AM
This kid is gonna get so drunk
December 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
This is an optimistic take. All of these cars, if they still run after a month, will wind up at the bottom of the Mississippi River w/ 3,000 Lime Scooters
Waymo is not familiar with our game.

The streets of this city will break these things’ artificial brains and chassis in every way imaginable. And then will strip them for parts.
four-word horror story:

waymo in st. louis
December 4, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Professionally, media converters are the bane of my existence, but I do acknowledge that they exist
Trump: "Under Boot Edge Edge - another grossly incompetent. Get on his bicycle, ride to work. What they do is they take the fiber optics & they take fiber, try to hook it into copper. And fiber and copper don't mix. You can't do it...you saw that by the helicopter crash. You saw that into the plane"
December 2, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love
November 25, 2025 at 3:32 AM
This is the worst quarter of football I’ve ever seen. Spain doesn’t deserve this.
November 16, 2025 at 5:31 PM
PSA: Trump was supposed to say “I, state your name”… It was a mass swearing in ceremony.
November 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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November 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Baseball? Or are we at HAUNTED Baseball?!?
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I don’t think I’ve ever seen that before. BASEBALL!
October 28, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I think his foot was on backwards?
October 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Did John Wayne Gacy exist in the Ferris Bueller cinematic universe?

1️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/yU37rC/1" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">Yes
2️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/yU37rC/2" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">No

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October 18, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I say this without hesitation, that watching Dave bowl at 12:30 in the afternoon on a workday was the highlight of my life
October 17, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Congrats to team Jeffrey Dahmer on defeating team John Wayne Gacy
October 12, 2025 at 2:58 AM