Jason
@botanybae.bsky.social
South Florida sports-er, runner, guitar player, movie lover, MAGA hater
Stephen F. Austin would have a better chance to win if he didn’t take on Montana State all by himself.
December 13, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Stephen F. Austin would have a better chance to win if he didn’t take on Montana State all by himself.
Never mind movies you’ve watched multiple times, name a movie you’ve watched once and would never watch again.
Ransom
Ransom
Never mind movies you’ve watched multiple times, name a movie you’ve watched once and would never watch again.
Slither
Slither
Never mind movies you’ve watched multiple times, name a movie you’ve watched once and would never watch again.
Interstellar.
Interstellar.
December 11, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Never mind movies you’ve watched multiple times, name a movie you’ve watched once and would never watch again.
Ransom
Ransom
CJ Stroud is not as good as Collinsworth keeps saying he is.
December 8, 2025 at 2:25 AM
CJ Stroud is not as good as Collinsworth keeps saying he is.
Couldn’t they have squeezed a few more Jesus signs into the Gameday crowd this morning??
December 6, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Couldn’t they have squeezed a few more Jesus signs into the Gameday crowd this morning??
You should not be a professional broadcaster if you pronounce the word escape as “ex-scape”. Looking at you Herbstreit and Riddick.
November 30, 2025 at 4:23 AM
You should not be a professional broadcaster if you pronounce the word escape as “ex-scape”. Looking at you Herbstreit and Riddick.
Can someone explain why people think Louis Riddick should be a NFL GM? He’s awful on college football coverage.
November 29, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Can someone explain why people think Louis Riddick should be a NFL GM? He’s awful on college football coverage.
This is some super shitty quarterback play with Caleb and Hurts.
November 28, 2025 at 9:49 PM
This is some super shitty quarterback play with Caleb and Hurts.
The Eagles are booty!
November 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
The Eagles are booty!
You will be visited by three spirits
November 26, 2025 at 1:57 AM
You will be visited by three spirits
What was that, Bryce Young?
November 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
What was that, Bryce Young?
Have the lambs stopped screaming, Charlie Brown?
We Thought You Was a Toad, Charlie Brown
Is it safe, Charlie Brown?
November 24, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Have the lambs stopped screaming, Charlie Brown?
Jahmyr Gibbs is a cheat code.
November 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Jahmyr Gibbs is a cheat code.
Today’s Seahawks unis are 🔥
November 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Today’s Seahawks unis are 🔥
Do Nantz and Romo ever get sick of calling Chiefs games?
November 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Do Nantz and Romo ever get sick of calling Chiefs games?
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Whenever they listen in on the refs discussing a call in the ACC operations center I always expect one of them to suddenly yell “Leroyyyyyyy Jennnnkins!!!!”
November 15, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Whenever they listen in on the refs discussing a call in the ACC operations center I always expect one of them to suddenly yell “Leroyyyyyyy Jennnnkins!!!!”
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It is so weird that the Miami Hurricanes football radio broadcast is sponsored by a pork company. 😬
November 16, 2025 at 1:09 AM
It is so weird that the Miami Hurricanes football radio broadcast is sponsored by a pork company. 😬
Whenever they listen in on the refs discussing a call in the ACC operations center I always expect one of them to suddenly yell “Leroyyyyyyy Jennnnkins!!!!”
November 15, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Whenever they listen in on the refs discussing a call in the ACC operations center I always expect one of them to suddenly yell “Leroyyyyyyy Jennnnkins!!!!”
“He wasn’t a pedophile, he was an elphaba!”
- Megyn Kelly
- Megyn Kelly
November 13, 2025 at 8:12 PM
“He wasn’t a pedophile, he was an elphaba!”
- Megyn Kelly
- Megyn Kelly
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Please stop falling for the MTG is a new person con.
Please.
Please.
November 6, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Please stop falling for the MTG is a new person con.
Please.
Please.
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Politicians should probably get on Bluesky to get better in touch with the American electorate.
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Politicians should probably get on Bluesky to get better in touch with the American electorate.
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Bo Bichette? Bo Bichette? Where?
November 2, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Bo Bichette? Bo Bichette? Where?
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Great command of the language on display here
Former racecar driver Danica Patrick slams Bad Bunny as the Super Bowl 2026 halftime headliner:
“No songs in English should not be allowed at one of America’s highest rated television events of the year… not just for sports.”
“No songs in English should not be allowed at one of America’s highest rated television events of the year… not just for sports.”
October 2, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Great command of the language on display here
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Much as I would like to keep or rekindle the focus on the EPSTEIN scandal, I think we must shift the national discourse to trump's rapid cognitive decline and the need for enactment of the 25th amendment.
Check out these words to our military leaders.
Any questions??
Check out these words to our military leaders.
Any questions??
October 1, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Much as I would like to keep or rekindle the focus on the EPSTEIN scandal, I think we must shift the national discourse to trump's rapid cognitive decline and the need for enactment of the 25th amendment.
Check out these words to our military leaders.
Any questions??
Check out these words to our military leaders.
Any questions??
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Bartenders are a more important part of the US economy than coal
There are only 41,000 coal miners in the United States. By way of comparison, there are 100,000 **registered** yoga teachers, 361,000 Starbucks baristas and 265,000 faculty and staff members working for the University of California system alone.
Energy Secretary Chris Wright on Fox: "We're announcing today expanded programs to help the American coal industry. We're helping it because for years it has been under assault. It was out of fashion with the chardonnay set in San Francisco, Boulder, and NYC ... coal just makes the world go round."
September 29, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Bartenders are a more important part of the US economy than coal