Jacob Kakyoin
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20something, whatever pronounce, i'm here
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I don't know what I expected reading Moby Dick to be like but I'm excited every day to check in on my favorite scallywags and see what nautical hijinks they're getting up to
February 16, 2026 at 4:02 PM
I don't know what I expected reading Moby Dick to be like but I'm excited every day to check in on my favorite scallywags and see what nautical hijinks they're getting up to
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According to Motoi Okamoto, Mini-Game Director for Super Mario 64 DS, Shigeru Miyamoto would start midnight crunch sessions for the game's development by walking into the office and announcing "It's Mario time."
February 1, 2026 at 4:48 PM
According to Motoi Okamoto, Mini-Game Director for Super Mario 64 DS, Shigeru Miyamoto would start midnight crunch sessions for the game's development by walking into the office and announcing "It's Mario time."
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this epstein shit the type of worldbuilding I get mad at persona games for
January 31, 2026 at 3:03 PM
this epstein shit the type of worldbuilding I get mad at persona games for
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(hundred line) literally got out of bed at midnight to draw this #EDENART26
January 22, 2026 at 6:57 PM
(hundred line) literally got out of bed at midnight to draw this #EDENART26
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this is how zohran's been moving since getting elected as mayor of NYC
January 25, 2026 at 6:01 PM
this is how zohran's been moving since getting elected as mayor of NYC
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I got fooled by someone who is famous for being a conman until it was too late. Here’s why that’s actually smarter than seeing it coming:
January 25, 2026 at 9:32 PM
I got fooled by someone who is famous for being a conman until it was too late. Here’s why that’s actually smarter than seeing it coming:
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I will think about this poem until I'm dead.
January 17, 2026 at 8:03 PM
I will think about this poem until I'm dead.
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Do About 15% of What You Need to do to Get the Star, Then Upload a Video Review Calling it Dogshit
January 2, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Do About 15% of What You Need to do to Get the Star, Then Upload a Video Review Calling it Dogshit
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Listen, Brendon, it's great comedy. You probably don't get it, because you're a kid, kids don't get jokes. He's a clown, Brendon, he's a great clown, and he's sad. That's funny. Also, doctor didn't know it was him, told him to go see himself. It's a comedy of errors, Brendon.
October 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Listen, Brendon, it's great comedy. You probably don't get it, because you're a kid, kids don't get jokes. He's a clown, Brendon, he's a great clown, and he's sad. That's funny. Also, doctor didn't know it was him, told him to go see himself. It's a comedy of errors, Brendon.
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![Vertical comic structured like flow chart. (1) Einstein had an insight that overturned physics, thus proving his value. (2) I hope *I* have value. I’ll try to have an insight that overturns physics, to check. (3) [Time Passes] (4) Oh no! My insight didn’t overturn physics! But I don’t think I’m worthless… [arrows to two different options] (5a) Healthy Path: Maybe this was not a well-thought-out test of my value. (5b) Path of Ruin: The establishment must be *suppressing* my insight!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihhxykbw72fblbjeupqscutarbdowk73mhsdkqrtzjwrpzqzamjem@jpeg)
October 16, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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September 13, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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In Super Mario 64, the haunted chairs and normal chairs are actually the exact same object, whose behavior is determined solely by how close it is to the piano. Chairs close to the piano get it assigned as a parent object. Only parentless chairs are coded to become haunted.
August 29, 2025 at 5:16 PM
In Super Mario 64, the haunted chairs and normal chairs are actually the exact same object, whose behavior is determined solely by how close it is to the piano. Chairs close to the piano get it assigned as a parent object. Only parentless chairs are coded to become haunted.
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Where the Fuck Did You Find These Red Coins They're Disgusting
August 24, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Where the Fuck Did You Find These Red Coins They're Disgusting
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Expedition 33 Discourse: We wanna say slurs so fucking bad
Hundred Line Discourse:
Hundred Line Discourse:
May 4, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Expedition 33 Discourse: We wanna say slurs so fucking bad
Hundred Line Discourse:
Hundred Line Discourse:
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how was undertale like the most important game ever for a minute only to be revealed as the training wheels baby game
June 12, 2025 at 6:19 AM
how was undertale like the most important game ever for a minute only to be revealed as the training wheels baby game
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In the Goopy Inferno mission in Super Mario Sunshine, one of the Piantas is an unexpected Chuckster. A player who talks to him and happens to tilt the Analog Stick in an unfortunate direction after exiting the dialogue will make him throw Mario with enough momentum to kill him.
May 28, 2025 at 7:17 PM
In the Goopy Inferno mission in Super Mario Sunshine, one of the Piantas is an unexpected Chuckster. A player who talks to him and happens to tilt the Analog Stick in an unfortunate direction after exiting the dialogue will make him throw Mario with enough momentum to kill him.
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doctor: well mr. yoda, we fixed the language center of your brain. you should talk totally normal now
yoda: thanks dude
yoda: thanks dude
May 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
doctor: well mr. yoda, we fixed the language center of your brain. you should talk totally normal now
yoda: thanks dude
yoda: thanks dude
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My brother is in a touring hardcore band and just arrived at his venue for today
![[photo of a punk venue with Statler and Waldorf puppets in their own little nook]
TEXT: I cannot mess up any songs tonight](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:z4llsx425l4htoylyyx6iam3/bafkreic47s6ytces7da7sdwvtrr3o4pdtsjlppekxuxy2dhascsr63h36a@jpeg)
August 24, 2024 at 9:36 PM
My brother is in a touring hardcore band and just arrived at his venue for today
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Guilt Trip Momma Penguin Into Raising Both Baby Penguins
May 4, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Guilt Trip Momma Penguin Into Raising Both Baby Penguins