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North Star of the Weirdos
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Coop
@boopenheim.bsky.social
· Nov 12
New account, same rules.
Love Your Homies.
Love Yourself.
Keep A List of Grievances.
Love Your Homies.
Love Yourself.
Keep A List of Grievances.
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This just in:
Sources say Spring-Heeled Jack has been signed to WWE!
“He can’t be any more of a pervert than anyone we already have on the roster” says Vince McMahon’s dumbass son in law.
Sources say Spring-Heeled Jack has been signed to WWE!
“He can’t be any more of a pervert than anyone we already have on the roster” says Vince McMahon’s dumbass son in law.
November 30, 2025 at 5:28 AM
This just in:
Sources say Spring-Heeled Jack has been signed to WWE!
“He can’t be any more of a pervert than anyone we already have on the roster” says Vince McMahon’s dumbass son in law.
Sources say Spring-Heeled Jack has been signed to WWE!
“He can’t be any more of a pervert than anyone we already have on the roster” says Vince McMahon’s dumbass son in law.
Me retrieving a package from the front porch
November 29, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Me retrieving a package from the front porch
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I can only watch The Battle of Five Armies once a year otherwise I’d disintegrate in a puddle of my own tears like a sugar cube
a spongebob squarepants cartoon character is laying on the ground in the water .
ALT: a spongebob squarepants cartoon character is laying on the ground in the water .
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I can only watch The Battle of Five Armies once a year otherwise I’d disintegrate in a puddle of my own tears like a sugar cube
Gay Cinema
a man with long hair and a beard looks out of a window
ALT: a man with long hair and a beard looks out of a window
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Gay Cinema
If you’re wondering how long it takes to cook a pot roast in a Dutch oven:
2 1/2 Hobbit extended edition blu-rays.
Happy Tanks.
2 1/2 Hobbit extended edition blu-rays.
Happy Tanks.
November 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
If you’re wondering how long it takes to cook a pot roast in a Dutch oven:
2 1/2 Hobbit extended edition blu-rays.
Happy Tanks.
2 1/2 Hobbit extended edition blu-rays.
Happy Tanks.
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it’s so “oh my stars, heavens to betsy” southern belle coded lmao
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
it’s so “oh my stars, heavens to betsy” southern belle coded lmao
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When you’re a werewolf, every day is Werewolf Wednesday
November 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
When you’re a werewolf, every day is Werewolf Wednesday
One of the old people that work for the county clicked on a phishing link and now I have to do another round of cybersecurity training. For the fourth time this year.
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
One of the old people that work for the county clicked on a phishing link and now I have to do another round of cybersecurity training. For the fourth time this year.
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Welp. Finished two more books.
1. I really liked Clown In a Cornfield. Good gritty slasher vibes.
2. WORF! MY FRIEND WORF!
1. I really liked Clown In a Cornfield. Good gritty slasher vibes.
2. WORF! MY FRIEND WORF!
November 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Welp. Finished two more books.
1. I really liked Clown In a Cornfield. Good gritty slasher vibes.
2. WORF! MY FRIEND WORF!
1. I really liked Clown In a Cornfield. Good gritty slasher vibes.
2. WORF! MY FRIEND WORF!
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to Dougie and all the bitches love it
November 25, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to Dougie and all the bitches love it
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I don't know about anyone else, but in terms of my life, this is some impactful shit right here. Thank you, Joel, Trace, Josh, Kevin, and Jim.
Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K
November 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I don't know about anyone else, but in terms of my life, this is some impactful shit right here. Thank you, Joel, Trace, Josh, Kevin, and Jim.
A movie that takes place where you're from
(Not a ton of lighthearted flicks about Kentucky that aren’t about horses)
(Not a ton of lighthearted flicks about Kentucky that aren’t about horses)
November 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
A movie that takes place where you're from
(Not a ton of lighthearted flicks about Kentucky that aren’t about horses)
(Not a ton of lighthearted flicks about Kentucky that aren’t about horses)
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November 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Sloppers fuck off. If you can’t do it yourself maybe learn to be happy as the audience
www.sonnyross.com/shop/aisucks
www.sonnyross.com/shop/aisucks
November 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Sloppers fuck off. If you can’t do it yourself maybe learn to be happy as the audience
www.sonnyross.com/shop/aisucks
www.sonnyross.com/shop/aisucks
Made the goal in January to read 100 books by the end of the year and with 2 months left I’ve only read 11. I had no idea how stressful this year would be so I’m not going to beat myself up.
I still deserve a personal pan pizza dammit.
I still deserve a personal pan pizza dammit.
November 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Made the goal in January to read 100 books by the end of the year and with 2 months left I’ve only read 11. I had no idea how stressful this year would be so I’m not going to beat myself up.
I still deserve a personal pan pizza dammit.
I still deserve a personal pan pizza dammit.
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We know most of you don’t wear pants during the show but tonight it will be justified.
Be there and give thanks
Be there and give thanks
TONIGHT 9pm EST! Hyperfocus returns with a stream that’ll have your mouth watering and make you weirdly feel the need to unbutton your pants!
November 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
We know most of you don’t wear pants during the show but tonight it will be justified.
Be there and give thanks
Be there and give thanks