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This just in:
Sources say Spring-Heeled Jack has been signed to WWE!
“He can’t be any more of a pervert than anyone we already have on the roster” says Vince McMahon’s dumbass son in law.
November 30, 2025 at 5:28 AM
November 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
November 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
One of the old people that work for the county clicked on a phishing link and now I have to do another round of cybersecurity training. For the fourth time this year.
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I just got a teams message about mandatory training
November 26, 2025 at 3:14 PM
The beasts in me
November 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Welp. Finished two more books.
1. I really liked Clown In a Cornfield. Good gritty slasher vibes.
2. WORF! MY FRIEND WORF!
November 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
A movie that takes place where you're from
(Not a ton of lighthearted flicks about Kentucky that aren’t about horses)
November 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Made the goal in January to read 100 books by the end of the year and with 2 months left I’ve only read 11. I had no idea how stressful this year would be so I’m not going to beat myself up.
I still deserve a personal pan pizza dammit.
November 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I’m obsessed with Tom Paris verbalizing my exact feelings about the Kelvin Enterprise redesign
November 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character(s). Wrong answers only
November 17, 2025 at 12:54 AM
He took the pictures
November 15, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Imagine hating me when I’m literally just in my house like this
November 15, 2025 at 4:34 AM
The cold medicine is speaking to me through this photo of Quark. It wants me to invest in gold pressed latinum
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
USS Defiant my beloved.
I don’t care what anyone says, The Defiant is a beautiful and temperamental ship. Like a horse.
November 11, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Scrolling through the Predator tag shortly watching a wholesome found family film
November 11, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 1:15 AM
November 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Sundays are for taking in a motion picture
November 9, 2025 at 6:57 PM
We won’t let you down, papa
November 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Post you from a different era

During the girl era
November 7, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Let it be known that @halfmoth.bsky.social and @hollyfrey.bsky.social are the coolest friends of all time. Best birthday present ever
November 4, 2025 at 11:05 PM
People Magazine just announced their 2025 “Sexiest Man Alive”:
November 4, 2025 at 12:54 AM
November 3, 2025 at 9:40 PM
November 2, 2025 at 9:05 PM