Bonesito
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I hate when my frantic attempts to change my fate ironically lead to the same outcome prophesied by the soothsayer
October 30, 2023 at 6:48 PM
I hate when my frantic attempts to change my fate ironically lead to the same outcome prophesied by the soothsayer
The dog when I lay down on a different couch than the one she’s on:
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
The dog when I lay down on a different couch than the one she’s on:
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I get why they’re Fast, I’m less clear on why they are Furious
November 24, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I get why they’re Fast, I’m less clear on why they are Furious
Gotta think it’s time to put this Nuzzi lady over in the box with Mr. Beast that I never look at. From the little I’ve seen I can’t imagine what benefit there could possibly be in figuring out what her whole deal is.
November 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Gotta think it’s time to put this Nuzzi lady over in the box with Mr. Beast that I never look at. From the little I’ve seen I can’t imagine what benefit there could possibly be in figuring out what her whole deal is.
These dudes in their 7th year of CFB have the same vibes as when you take your kid to the playground and big kids are sprinting everywhere and climbing up the outside of the tunnel slides.
November 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
These dudes in their 7th year of CFB have the same vibes as when you take your kid to the playground and big kids are sprinting everywhere and climbing up the outside of the tunnel slides.
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trump has no natural immunity against rizz like that, he's the perfect weapon
November 21, 2025 at 9:39 PM
trump has no natural immunity against rizz like that, he's the perfect weapon
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you guys i don't think the president is doing great like mentally
November 20, 2025 at 5:59 PM
you guys i don't think the president is doing great like mentally
Despite claiming all the Chappell Roan was her fault last year, I think this is the year my daughter has finally ruined my Spotify year in review.
November 20, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Despite claiming all the Chappell Roan was her fault last year, I think this is the year my daughter has finally ruined my Spotify year in review.
Hot take: the best sports movie is the 8 min long Bluey episode “Cricket.”
November 20, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Hot take: the best sports movie is the 8 min long Bluey episode “Cricket.”
Is Belichick being blackmailed? I feel like the indignities that are being visited upon him are beyond the normal incentive structure for that type of relationship.
November 20, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Is Belichick being blackmailed? I feel like the indignities that are being visited upon him are beyond the normal incentive structure for that type of relationship.
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It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
Wonder if there are people familiar enough with both shows to get a joke about opening a spite store beside Cakey’s Cabinet Cafe.
November 19, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Wonder if there are people familiar enough with both shows to get a joke about opening a spite store beside Cakey’s Cabinet Cafe.
On the one hand it’s wild to me that none of the reporters snapped out of appeasement mode to at least give an audible WTF?!? to “quiet piggy,” and on the other the fact the failure was unanimous leads me to believe she wouldn’t have spoken up for any of them either.
November 18, 2025 at 1:36 PM
On the one hand it’s wild to me that none of the reporters snapped out of appeasement mode to at least give an audible WTF?!? to “quiet piggy,” and on the other the fact the failure was unanimous leads me to believe she wouldn’t have spoken up for any of them either.
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Men who drive trucks spend 75% of their life backing into parking spots
November 17, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Men who drive trucks spend 75% of their life backing into parking spots
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I'm gonna say something controversial but... I miss cable. I miss being able to put a channel on the TV and have it change shows. Even the commercials for some reason I miss. Like im missing out on society.
November 16, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I'm gonna say something controversial but... I miss cable. I miss being able to put a channel on the TV and have it change shows. Even the commercials for some reason I miss. Like im missing out on society.
I like her music a lot (and am grateful my kid likes it more than Baby Shark or whatever) but T Swift kinda has Joni Ernst vibes.
November 15, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I like her music a lot (and am grateful my kid likes it more than Baby Shark or whatever) but T Swift kinda has Joni Ernst vibes.
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I’m not going to stand here and read something carefully
November 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I’m not going to stand here and read something carefully
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“Is that your John Wayne? Is this me?”
November 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
“Is that your John Wayne? Is this me?”
I thought I was ready for just about any revelation in the Epstein documents and…. I was incorrect.
That one Trump/Clinton email is…. REALLY something.
That one Trump/Clinton email is…. REALLY something.
November 14, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I thought I was ready for just about any revelation in the Epstein documents and…. I was incorrect.
That one Trump/Clinton email is…. REALLY something.
That one Trump/Clinton email is…. REALLY something.
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listen there was simply no way to know that Brian Kelly would be extremely unpleasant to deal with
November 11, 2025 at 5:03 AM
listen there was simply no way to know that Brian Kelly would be extremely unpleasant to deal with
College football isn’t for everyone.
I’m getting grief because I’ve never heard of Edmund Fitzgerald.
November 11, 2025 at 8:59 PM
College football isn’t for everyone.
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The dilemma of being one of Kim Kardashian’s psychics and knowing she’s paying you to say “you’re going to pass the bar exam!” meanwhile all the ghosts and spirits in the room are hollering “SHE DOESNT EVEN KNOW WHAT TORTS ARE”
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All fucking full of shit'
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All f---ing full of s---'
'All f---ing full of s---': Kim Kardashian has some choice words for the psychics who predicted she'd pass the bar exam.
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November 11, 2025 at 5:02 PM
The dilemma of being one of Kim Kardashian’s psychics and knowing she’s paying you to say “you’re going to pass the bar exam!” meanwhile all the ghosts and spirits in the room are hollering “SHE DOESNT EVEN KNOW WHAT TORTS ARE”
So the best case for Trump’s legacy would prob be that his first term was “fine” (easily debatable) and that he’s currently effectively incompetent and being manipulated by advisors?
Fire the OC and/or DC is usually the move here, right? He won’t though - he’s basically Brian Kelly with jokes.
Fire the OC and/or DC is usually the move here, right? He won’t though - he’s basically Brian Kelly with jokes.
November 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
So the best case for Trump’s legacy would prob be that his first term was “fine” (easily debatable) and that he’s currently effectively incompetent and being manipulated by advisors?
Fire the OC and/or DC is usually the move here, right? He won’t though - he’s basically Brian Kelly with jokes.
Fire the OC and/or DC is usually the move here, right? He won’t though - he’s basically Brian Kelly with jokes.
It’s certainly difficult to say this is the worst part of the Senate deal but man…. That hemp provision really fuckin sucks.
We’re just trying to comfortably get through life without alcoholism, man.
We’re just trying to comfortably get through life without alcoholism, man.
November 11, 2025 at 2:10 PM
It’s certainly difficult to say this is the worst part of the Senate deal but man…. That hemp provision really fuckin sucks.
We’re just trying to comfortably get through life without alcoholism, man.
We’re just trying to comfortably get through life without alcoholism, man.