Topper Bottoms
@bobtastiik.bsky.social
Do iHave to remind y’all of that time when iWas taken hostage on David Geffen’s yacht FOR A WEEK and nobody answered my texts?
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Learned a new technique to make sure my chicken cooked more evenly and it’s safe to say I’m changing my cooking technique going forward.
November 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Learned a new technique to make sure my chicken cooked more evenly and it’s safe to say I’m changing my cooking technique going forward.
Had crabmeat deviled eggs with salmon roe and sautéed garlic jalapeño shrimp as my appetizers.
Almost done roasting my chicken. Imma be ready for my first plate by 130-145 and iLove that for me.
Almost done roasting my chicken. Imma be ready for my first plate by 130-145 and iLove that for me.
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Had crabmeat deviled eggs with salmon roe and sautéed garlic jalapeño shrimp as my appetizers.
Almost done roasting my chicken. Imma be ready for my first plate by 130-145 and iLove that for me.
Almost done roasting my chicken. Imma be ready for my first plate by 130-145 and iLove that for me.
Watched Class Act on FaceTime with my sister last night and iLove that we are genuine friends and have a good time together.
November 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Watched Class Act on FaceTime with my sister last night and iLove that we are genuine friends and have a good time together.
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Listen—If the connection is right, being real won’t ruin it.
If it’s not right, being perfect won’t fix it.
If it’s not right, being perfect won’t fix it.
November 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Listen—If the connection is right, being real won’t ruin it.
If it’s not right, being perfect won’t fix it.
If it’s not right, being perfect won’t fix it.
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Listen. I might still be crying but my brain will start screaming some variation of this & I put the phone down and go find some business 🫠 cuz true.
When my friends marvel at me being great at no contact, it's bc this is exactly what happens 😂
November 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Listen. I might still be crying but my brain will start screaming some variation of this & I put the phone down and go find some business 🫠 cuz true.
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Happy Bob's Burger appreciation day to the "mostly straight" folks out there!
November 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Happy Bob's Burger appreciation day to the "mostly straight" folks out there!
Who in Hollywood read the script for Marty Supreme and said “THIS is the type of content America needs to see!”?
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Who in Hollywood read the script for Marty Supreme and said “THIS is the type of content America needs to see!”?
To the girls on the yard! YES!
To the sissies .. GOOD GOD YES!!
To the sissies .. GOOD GOD YES!!
November 26, 2025 at 1:27 PM
To the girls on the yard! YES!
To the sissies .. GOOD GOD YES!!
To the sissies .. GOOD GOD YES!!
Anybody used ChatGPT to write some fire fanfic?
November 26, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Anybody used ChatGPT to write some fire fanfic?
Imma watch that this weekend.
“YOU shut the fuck up Benny! I would tell you to kiss my ass too but you prolly can’t find it you blind motherfucker!”
“YOU shut the fuck up Benny! I would tell you to kiss my ass too but you prolly can’t find it you blind motherfucker!”
Sometimes I think of Della Reese in Harlem Nights and guffaw.
an older woman is making an angry face and wearing a silver dress .
ALT: an older woman is making an angry face and wearing a silver dress .
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November 26, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Imma watch that this weekend.
“YOU shut the fuck up Benny! I would tell you to kiss my ass too but you prolly can’t find it you blind motherfucker!”
“YOU shut the fuck up Benny! I would tell you to kiss my ass too but you prolly can’t find it you blind motherfucker!”
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“Ohhhh so you wanna hit people with garbage cans”
November 25, 2025 at 1:03 PM
“Ohhhh so you wanna hit people with garbage cans”
Made brown butter chocolate chip cookie dough and collard greens tonight. Doing sweet potato casserole and brining my chicken tomorrow.
Thursday should be a breeze.
Thursday should be a breeze.
November 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Made brown butter chocolate chip cookie dough and collard greens tonight. Doing sweet potato casserole and brining my chicken tomorrow.
Thursday should be a breeze.
Thursday should be a breeze.
I’m such a sap. Was telling someone about a movie scene that made me emotional, found a clip of it and started tearing up just seeing the clip.
It’s from a Chinese movie called Big World about a guy with cerebral palsy and it’s SO moving! 😭
It’s from a Chinese movie called Big World about a guy with cerebral palsy and it’s SO moving! 😭
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I’m such a sap. Was telling someone about a movie scene that made me emotional, found a clip of it and started tearing up just seeing the clip.
It’s from a Chinese movie called Big World about a guy with cerebral palsy and it’s SO moving! 😭
It’s from a Chinese movie called Big World about a guy with cerebral palsy and it’s SO moving! 😭
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Missed opportunity to say “im drawing 9”
Cause after a few too many draw 2s and 4s im drawing this
November 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Missed opportunity to say “im drawing 9”
I’ve never felt more seen in my life
November 25, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I’ve never felt more seen in my life
New haircut. New me.
November 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
New haircut. New me.
Why does Cam Newton insist on dressing like a Gotham City villain?
November 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Why does Cam Newton insist on dressing like a Gotham City villain?
Just found out that two of my favorite bartenders are roommates and that makes their interactions so much funnier
November 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Just found out that two of my favorite bartenders are roommates and that makes their interactions so much funnier
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I love a ProBAEte. A Bae reveal, if you will. How adorable and happy they look.
November 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I love a ProBAEte. A Bae reveal, if you will. How adorable and happy they look.
Tempus fugit.
These were taken 6 years apart.
These were taken 6 years apart.
November 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Tempus fugit.
These were taken 6 years apart.
These were taken 6 years apart.
These football players are out here tucking and rolling like stuntmen.
November 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
These football players are out here tucking and rolling like stuntmen.
This Bengals-Pats game is entertainment!!
November 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
This Bengals-Pats game is entertainment!!