Topper Bottoms
bobtastiik.bsky.social
Topper Bottoms
@bobtastiik.bsky.social
Do iHave to remind y’all of that time when iWas taken hostage on David Geffen’s yacht FOR A WEEK and nobody answered my texts?
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He is risen
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Learned a new technique to make sure my chicken cooked more evenly and it’s safe to say I’m changing my cooking technique going forward.
November 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Had crabmeat deviled eggs with salmon roe and sautéed garlic jalapeño shrimp as my appetizers.

Almost done roasting my chicken. Imma be ready for my first plate by 130-145 and iLove that for me.
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Watched Class Act on FaceTime with my sister last night and iLove that we are genuine friends and have a good time together.
November 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Listen—If the connection is right, being real won’t ruin it.

If it’s not right, being perfect won’t fix it.
November 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Listen. I might still be crying but my brain will start screaming some variation of this & I put the phone down and go find some business 🫠 cuz true.
When my friends marvel at me being great at no contact, it's bc this is exactly what happens 😂
November 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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Happy Bob's Burger appreciation day to the "mostly straight" folks out there!
November 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Who in Hollywood read the script for Marty Supreme and said “THIS is the type of content America needs to see!”?
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
To the girls on the yard! YES!
To the sissies .. GOOD GOD YES!!
November 26, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Anybody used ChatGPT to write some fire fanfic?
November 26, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Imma watch that this weekend.

“YOU shut the fuck up Benny! I would tell you to kiss my ass too but you prolly can’t find it you blind motherfucker!”
November 26, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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“Ohhhh so you wanna hit people with garbage cans”
November 25, 2025 at 1:03 PM
November 26, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Made brown butter chocolate chip cookie dough and collard greens tonight. Doing sweet potato casserole and brining my chicken tomorrow.

Thursday should be a breeze.
November 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I’m such a sap. Was telling someone about a movie scene that made me emotional, found a clip of it and started tearing up just seeing the clip.
It’s from a Chinese movie called Big World about a guy with cerebral palsy and it’s SO moving! 😭
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Missed opportunity to say “im drawing 9”
Cause after a few too many draw 2s and 4s im drawing this
November 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I’ve never felt more seen in my life
November 25, 2025 at 12:31 PM
New haircut. New me.
November 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Why does Cam Newton insist on dressing like a Gotham City villain?
November 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Just found out that two of my favorite bartenders are roommates and that makes their interactions so much funnier
November 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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I love a ProBAEte. A Bae reveal, if you will. How adorable and happy they look.
November 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Tempus fugit.

These were taken 6 years apart.
November 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
These football players are out here tucking and rolling like stuntmen.
November 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
This Bengals-Pats game is entertainment!!
November 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM