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Kevo McFatBack
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🦂♏️Beyoncé, food, love. I can confirm that Earth is indeed ghetto. 🌈✊🏾💍 🤵🏾‍♂️🤵🏾‍♂️10.5.24
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I told y’all I’m a Fall baby.
Cheers to 38! 🥳🥳🥂
Treat me nice.
I’d have to treat this as a declaration of war rather than a gift. Because you clearly want me gone.
December 19, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Damn it. Now I want some pickles.
December 19, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Anyone else’s oura ring die super fast now?
December 19, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Hup!
December 18, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Can you send me the link to wherever you got this grandparent candy? I’d like to fill my candy bowl. Thank you.
I was just berated by a group of 24 year olds because they said I had "Old People's candy" in my office. The candy in question...
December 18, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I’ve had to yell excuse me at 2 people already this morning.

And yes.
December 18, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Ugh finally. I’ve been sleeping like shit the last three weeks.
December 18, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Have I been perceived?!
December 18, 2025 at 1:27 PM
That today isn’t Friday is the scam of the millennium
December 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Good morning!
December 16, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Y’all nawl. Im hollering and screaming. The hand! The track slide. I’m going to bed.
December 16, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Luke from general hospital died?!?
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December 16, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I need this coat
December 16, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Speaking of catfish. I have not eaten yet today. Whoops.
December 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
They go together real good. If you’d like to fight or discuss I’m up for it. I don’t have anymore meetings today.
Yall talking about catfish ?!?
December 15, 2025 at 8:11 PM
“No” is KILLING ME 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
December 15, 2025 at 8:05 PM
If I say I’m a catfish can I stop paying the bills that this version of Kevin incurred. Because if so, put me in the corn meal.
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December 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
“Even your breath belongs to me” is a bar idc
Bruh!! We already getting jumped by the cold & Ms. Winter ain’t even technically here yet. She shooting off warning shots 🤧🤧🤧

Made me think of this 😭😭
December 15, 2025 at 3:05 PM
And where is @blackranga.blacksky.app ?!?
December 15, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I just love watching Green Bay lose
December 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Yessss!!!
The Kansas City Chiefs have been eliminated from playoff contention for the first time in 11 years.
December 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Me walking through these new starter packs for those under 6 ft
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December 14, 2025 at 6:57 PM