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Topper Bottoms

@bobtastiik.bsky.social

430 followers 200 following 1.6K posts

Do iHave to remind y’all of that time when iWas taken hostage on David Geffen’s yacht FOR A WEEK and nobody answered my texts?

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Topper Bottoms @bobtastiik.bsky.social · 6h

@nightvaleradio.bsky.social live show tonight with my ride or die and I’m STOKED!

Topper Bottoms @bobtastiik.bsky.social · 2d

Marvel Zombies did not disappoint

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Da1uwannakno🏳️‍🌈 @black99jack.bsky.social · 2d

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Topper Bottoms @bobtastiik.bsky.social · 3d

When did Pam Oliver start getting good installs?

Topper Bottoms @bobtastiik.bsky.social · 3d

This strawberry shortcake fit is right up my alley.

Topper Bottoms @bobtastiik.bsky.social · 3d

🥵🥵

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BRADFORD @theebradford.bsky.social · 4d

The way my neighbors just heard me wail at this!

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Topper Bottoms @bobtastiik.bsky.social · 3d

🫦

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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 4d

power of the purse.

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Topper Bottoms @bobtastiik.bsky.social · 3d

Gonna want to hear the conclusion of this later. It’s either all love or a John Wick trilogy in the making.

Topper Bottoms @bobtastiik.bsky.social · 3d

Josh Oliver (Vikings #84) is a cutie.

Topper Bottoms @bobtastiik.bsky.social · 3d

Heartbreaker

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Boneless Wings…Lover @coachd21.bsky.social · 4d

This sign 😭😭😭😭

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Topper Bottoms @bobtastiik.bsky.social · 4d

Watching Bring Her Back and I’m immediately thinking of Weapons and noticing a trend in eccentric maternal figures 🥴

Topper Bottoms @bobtastiik.bsky.social · 4d

Learned to play this growing up but haven’t played in decades

Ma$on @masonfromtwitter.bsky.social · 4d

Saw this picture on IG and now I wonder where my mancala board is

Topper Bottoms @bobtastiik.bsky.social · 4d

Is chloroform a common ingredient in candles because if not, why do iAlways find myself absolutely KNOCKED when one burns for longer than an hour around me?

Topper Bottoms @bobtastiik.bsky.social · 4d

I’ve had horror-themed dreams the last two nights in a row; ghost children at a standalone hamburger hut and now a trip through multiple levels of the underworld disguised as an escape room.

Tonight CAN’T be the same.

Topper Bottoms @bobtastiik.bsky.social · 5d

See also: for rum punch purposes.

Topper Bottoms @bobtastiik.bsky.social · 5d

a man in a suit and tie is talking to a woman in a hat

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Slum Beautiful @thejazzybelle.blacksky.app · 5d

My Lyft driver has her text messages coming through the speaker and she just got one that said “Can I come drop dick off tonight?”

We just bust out laughing together.

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Topper Bottoms @bobtastiik.bsky.social · 5d

You know what is lowkey a trippy movie? The Green Knight with Dev Patel.

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Topper Bottoms @bobtastiik.bsky.social · 5d

Media update

Topper Bottoms @bobtastiik.bsky.social · 5d

Today’s my mother’s birthday and iFacetimed her to sing happy birthday and caught her in the waiting room at her doctor’s office.
She didn’t have her headphones on. 😏

iSang in FULL voice as loud as possible while she cringe laughed the entire time. 😂
THE SHENANIGANS CONTINUE!

Topper Bottoms @bobtastiik.bsky.social · 6d

At least they’re trying.