Topper Bottoms
@bobtastiik.bsky.social
Do iHave to remind y’all of that time when iWas taken hostage on David Geffen’s yacht FOR A WEEK and nobody answered my texts?
I’ve never felt more seen in my life
November 25, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I’ve never felt more seen in my life
New haircut. New me.
November 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
New haircut. New me.
Tempus fugit.
These were taken 6 years apart.
These were taken 6 years apart.
November 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Tempus fugit.
These were taken 6 years apart.
These were taken 6 years apart.
Why is this our actual government though?
November 18, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Why is this our actual government though?
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
November 17, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
Really starting to nail my back fly
November 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Really starting to nail my back fly
Got my license to carry approved!
November 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Got my license to carry approved!
Have you ever had a gravy shot before?
November 13, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Have you ever had a gravy shot before?
Leave one wolf alive and the sheep are never safe.
November 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Leave one wolf alive and the sheep are never safe.
Caught somewhere between night and light
November 7, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Caught somewhere between night and light
Every time I’m here, iFall in love with this city all over again
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Every time I’m here, iFall in love with this city all over again
Wearing new boots this weekend and I’m desperately afraid I’m going to fuck around and bust my ass
November 4, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Wearing new boots this weekend and I’m desperately afraid I’m going to fuck around and bust my ass
Finally finished S2 of Interview With A Vampire and here iAm, back liking Lestat again
November 4, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Finally finished S2 of Interview With A Vampire and here iAm, back liking Lestat again
Landed back home. Slept some on the flight but I’m wrung out. 10/10 experience but there will not be any repeat performances.
Thank you for your time.
Thank you for your time.
November 2, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Landed back home. Slept some on the flight but I’m wrung out. 10/10 experience but there will not be any repeat performances.
Thank you for your time.
Thank you for your time.
Okay. One Ole Fashioned for the road before iHit the streets and the REAL shenanigans start. (Yes, I’ve been reading this book all day, everywhere. I’m 370 pages in.)
November 2, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Okay. One Ole Fashioned for the road before iHit the streets and the REAL shenanigans start. (Yes, I’ve been reading this book all day, everywhere. I’m 370 pages in.)
Late night pick-me-up to get me back in the game. I’ve still got 5 more hours to account for before iCan hit the airport. Can’t crap out now.
November 2, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Late night pick-me-up to get me back in the game. I’ve still got 5 more hours to account for before iCan hit the airport. Can’t crap out now.
Dinner at Tom Colicchio’s Craftsteak did NOT disappoint. This monkeybread made me want to cry
November 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Dinner at Tom Colicchio’s Craftsteak did NOT disappoint. This monkeybread made me want to cry
Spa was even more relaxing than the pool. 😮💨 Time to grab some dinner.
November 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Spa was even more relaxing than the pool. 😮💨 Time to grab some dinner.
Wrapping things up at the pool. Gonna try and hit the spa next.
November 1, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Wrapping things up at the pool. Gonna try and hit the spa next.
First stop. Pool pass at Virgin Hotels. Before we turn up, we ground.
November 1, 2025 at 8:12 PM
First stop. Pool pass at Virgin Hotels. Before we turn up, we ground.
Just landed but no time for gambling. I’ve got a resy to get to 😎
November 1, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Just landed but no time for gambling. I’ve got a resy to get to 😎
As Erykah Badu said, “Pack light.”
November 1, 2025 at 3:03 PM
As Erykah Badu said, “Pack light.”