Bobby
@bobbyeye.bsky.social
Live and let live. No hate, no politics, no religion.
Everything else is on the table
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaapjphm7ltec
Everything else is on the table
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaapjphm7ltec
Screamy dark death metal is fine and all but sometimes you just need some Captain and Tennille
January 28, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Screamy dark death metal is fine and all but sometimes you just need some Captain and Tennille
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Night is for gravy. And dreams. About gravy.
January 27, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Night is for gravy. And dreams. About gravy.
Back scratches are a love language
January 27, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Back scratches are a love language
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-Is their daily mission to make everything worse?
-*lowers sunglasses*
For sure.
-*lowers sunglasses*
For sure.
January 27, 2026 at 9:20 AM
-Is their daily mission to make everything worse?
-*lowers sunglasses*
For sure.
-*lowers sunglasses*
For sure.
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I’m bonding with my neighbours and it’s only January. This year is getting more suspicious.
January 23, 2026 at 10:20 AM
I’m bonding with my neighbours and it’s only January. This year is getting more suspicious.
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So much progress, and still no bills that pay themselves
January 16, 2026 at 1:03 PM
So much progress, and still no bills that pay themselves
Uneven drawstrings is a pet peeve. I will even them out for you
January 15, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Uneven drawstrings is a pet peeve. I will even them out for you
People on this app trying to spread hate like butter on toast
January 15, 2026 at 12:37 PM
People on this app trying to spread hate like butter on toast
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Stoned, not stupid.
January 15, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Stoned, not stupid.
This place would be a lot more fun if someone posted a video of a lawnmower being used to clear snow
Sheesh
Sheesh
January 13, 2026 at 3:50 PM
This place would be a lot more fun if someone posted a video of a lawnmower being used to clear snow
Sheesh
Sheesh
Your house isn't clean until your window sills are
December 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Your house isn't clean until your window sills are
Words cannot describe my appreciation for a full hand sanitizer dispenser in a Porta potty
December 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Words cannot describe my appreciation for a full hand sanitizer dispenser in a Porta potty
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if anyone asks you, you never saw this...
May 2, 2025 at 6:59 AM
if anyone asks you, you never saw this...
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masturbate like nobody is yelling "get off my roof" & threatening to call the cops...
April 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
masturbate like nobody is yelling "get off my roof" & threatening to call the cops...
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Maybe, she was born to love.
Maybe, she was born to kill.
You never know.
Maybe, she was born to kill.
You never know.
May 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Maybe, she was born to love.
Maybe, she was born to kill.
You never know.
Maybe, she was born to kill.
You never know.
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This is hilarious. Once in a blue moon, I skeet about sex and six people blocked me at once. Can you imagine me skeeting about 69?
May 4, 2025 at 8:18 PM
This is hilarious. Once in a blue moon, I skeet about sex and six people blocked me at once. Can you imagine me skeeting about 69?
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Imagine sex with me.
No.
Much more giggling.
No.
Much more giggling.
May 4, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Imagine sex with me.
No.
Much more giggling.
No.
Much more giggling.
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Oh, you felt offended by my skeet? That's all I need to know about your sense of humor.
May 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Oh, you felt offended by my skeet? That's all I need to know about your sense of humor.
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First date idea - fart contest. Or you both win, or you both run away.
May 4, 2025 at 12:22 PM
First date idea - fart contest. Or you both win, or you both run away.
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*eats edibles like it’s a sport*
April 29, 2025 at 12:33 PM
*eats edibles like it’s a sport*
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Whatever planet is in retrograde, some of people are the same fucked up.
May 4, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Whatever planet is in retrograde, some of people are the same fucked up.
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let's all raise our glasses. i’ll say something then we all touch glasses to acknowledge what I said. we'll name this action after cooked bread
May 3, 2025 at 10:18 PM
let's all raise our glasses. i’ll say something then we all touch glasses to acknowledge what I said. we'll name this action after cooked bread