BluestLuis 🧙🔥
@bluestluis.bsky.social
Philly. I'm addicted to dice. I'm not even kidding, please help. Sometimes I like DnD (he/him)
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
February 12, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
I gave Queen Hippo covid.
February 12, 2026 at 2:40 AM
I gave Queen Hippo covid.
MY CAT GOT COVID ???
February 12, 2026 at 2:34 AM
MY CAT GOT COVID ???
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and we have made back our development budget after 3 hours. Thank you all :)
February 10, 2026 at 5:30 PM
and we have made back our development budget after 3 hours. Thank you all :)
I missed one episode of Critical Role and that's it, suddenly I'm behind like 13 episodes or something
February 9, 2026 at 1:15 PM
I missed one episode of Critical Role and that's it, suddenly I'm behind like 13 episodes or something
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I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them
February 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them
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[P] Yeah! Send Bad Bunny back to his country of US territory Puerto Rico! And send Elmo back where he came from, the Upper West Side!
February 9, 2026 at 3:32 AM
[P] Yeah! Send Bad Bunny back to his country of US territory Puerto Rico! And send Elmo back where he came from, the Upper West Side!
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I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
February 8, 2026 at 10:23 PM
I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
Somehow I fucked up and wrote basically the story of Wild Beyond the Witchlight by accident trying to make a custom fey story starring Tasha for my players im actually so mad I have to rewrite so much my god
February 7, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Somehow I fucked up and wrote basically the story of Wild Beyond the Witchlight by accident trying to make a custom fey story starring Tasha for my players im actually so mad I have to rewrite so much my god
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ICE Agent Scores Easy Win By Deporting Own Family
ICE Agent Scores Easy Win By Deporting Own Family
CHICAGO—Saying he couldn’t remember the last time an immigration raid had been so convenient, fast, or fun, Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent Mark Hammond reportedly scored an easy win Monday ...
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February 7, 2026 at 5:00 PM
ICE Agent Scores Easy Win By Deporting Own Family
Just finished season 2 of Fallout. How THE HELL did they fumble a NV/FO3 remake release for TWO SEASONS IN A ROW, im so ready to buy them too. Ugh, Season 2 was amazing.
February 6, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Just finished season 2 of Fallout. How THE HELL did they fumble a NV/FO3 remake release for TWO SEASONS IN A ROW, im so ready to buy them too. Ugh, Season 2 was amazing.
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February 4, 2026 at 7:57 PM
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Here’s the worst part about my name being in the Epstein Files: He didn’t even email his friend MY article. He emailed an aggregation of my article with my name in it. It's one thing to be the world's most evil pedophile, but at least read primary source materials when doing non-pedophile stuff.
February 5, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Here’s the worst part about my name being in the Epstein Files: He didn’t even email his friend MY article. He emailed an aggregation of my article with my name in it. It's one thing to be the world's most evil pedophile, but at least read primary source materials when doing non-pedophile stuff.
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Friends, we welcome you to PAX Land 2026! 🎮🎈🎲
Our shows will deliver wonder and excitement through the magic of gaming. Be dazzled, be wowed, and make incredible memories while you enjoy our collection of amusements. Read more about what awaits you at PAX East: PAXE26.com/PAXLand
Our shows will deliver wonder and excitement through the magic of gaming. Be dazzled, be wowed, and make incredible memories while you enjoy our collection of amusements. Read more about what awaits you at PAX East: PAXE26.com/PAXLand
February 4, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Friends, we welcome you to PAX Land 2026! 🎮🎈🎲
Our shows will deliver wonder and excitement through the magic of gaming. Be dazzled, be wowed, and make incredible memories while you enjoy our collection of amusements. Read more about what awaits you at PAX East: PAXE26.com/PAXLand
Our shows will deliver wonder and excitement through the magic of gaming. Be dazzled, be wowed, and make incredible memories while you enjoy our collection of amusements. Read more about what awaits you at PAX East: PAXE26.com/PAXLand
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one of my strongest beliefs is that we're in our situation right now bc some of the most prominent talking heads (e.g. joe rogan, andrew schulz) are learning about politics in their 40s and 50s, instead of their teens and early 20s, and we have to go along for the ride as they learn basic things
February 4, 2026 at 10:10 PM
one of my strongest beliefs is that we're in our situation right now bc some of the most prominent talking heads (e.g. joe rogan, andrew schulz) are learning about politics in their 40s and 50s, instead of their teens and early 20s, and we have to go along for the ride as they learn basic things
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sign for a market i'm doing at the mall this weekend.
February 4, 2026 at 7:56 PM
sign for a market i'm doing at the mall this weekend.
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Sigh I miss my Chinese tiktok Spy. Like a lot 🙁
February 1, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Sigh I miss my Chinese tiktok Spy. Like a lot 🙁
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BREAKING: Judge dismisses murder, weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealth CEO killer Mangione reut.rs/45Fin56
January 30, 2026 at 3:21 PM
BREAKING: Judge dismisses murder, weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealth CEO killer Mangione reut.rs/45Fin56
SAME
Report: More Americans Forced To Make Ends Meet By Turning To Alchemy https://theonion.com/report-more-americans-forced-to-make-ends-meet-by-turning-to-alchemy/
January 30, 2026 at 11:45 AM
SAME