Blue Louise
@blue.posts.cat
🌃 RVA 🏳️🌈 queer
they/them
I think out loud.
📖 Fable: https://shorturl.at/V3WAk
📚 StoryGraph: https://shorturl.at/Z06MG
Currently reading:
- THE HAUNTING OF ROOM 904 by Erika T. Wurth
- KING COBRA by Naomi Lucas
they/them
I think out loud.
📖 Fable: https://shorturl.at/V3WAk
📚 StoryGraph: https://shorturl.at/Z06MG
Currently reading:
- THE HAUNTING OF ROOM 904 by Erika T. Wurth
- KING COBRA by Naomi Lucas
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Blue Louise
@blue.posts.cat
· Apr 12
I'm Blue, the owner of Paws Up! Petsitting in Richmond, Virginia. I'm a middle-aged, fat, queer nerd, with too many partners and not enough time.
#FollowMe if you like:
- horror & oddities
- fantasy & dragons
- pets, but especially cats
- reading & writing
- lazy punk activism
- poor AuDHD rep
#FollowMe if you like:
- horror & oddities
- fantasy & dragons
- pets, but especially cats
- reading & writing
- lazy punk activism
- poor AuDHD rep
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"The day that will live in infamy" has mostly died of neglect.
December 7, 2025 at 9:11 PM
"The day that will live in infamy" has mostly died of neglect.
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Literally this.
I known the tax % is different in every country, but putting a good 1/4th or (even better in some places) 1/3rd of anything you make to the side for taxes is a very smart move
Does it suck? Eh yeah! But getting a massive tax bill and not having the money to pay it sucks even harder
I known the tax % is different in every country, but putting a good 1/4th or (even better in some places) 1/3rd of anything you make to the side for taxes is a very smart move
Does it suck? Eh yeah! But getting a massive tax bill and not having the money to pay it sucks even harder
FREELANCER TIP: THE 25% RULE!
The MOMENT payment hits your bank account, calculate 25% of the value of the invoice and then transfer that amount immediately to a savings account and DO NOT TOUCH IT. THAT'S FOR TAXES. Then pay yourself the remaining 75%. Account for this when determining rates!!!
The MOMENT payment hits your bank account, calculate 25% of the value of the invoice and then transfer that amount immediately to a savings account and DO NOT TOUCH IT. THAT'S FOR TAXES. Then pay yourself the remaining 75%. Account for this when determining rates!!!
Just calculated how much I will have to pay in self-employment taxes since I've never been a contract employee before and
Oh my god?????
This is awful?????
The US government finds a new way to devastate me every day 🫠
Oh my god?????
This is awful?????
The US government finds a new way to devastate me every day 🫠
November 30, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Literally this.
I known the tax % is different in every country, but putting a good 1/4th or (even better in some places) 1/3rd of anything you make to the side for taxes is a very smart move
Does it suck? Eh yeah! But getting a massive tax bill and not having the money to pay it sucks even harder
I known the tax % is different in every country, but putting a good 1/4th or (even better in some places) 1/3rd of anything you make to the side for taxes is a very smart move
Does it suck? Eh yeah! But getting a massive tax bill and not having the money to pay it sucks even harder
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Alastor when Vox asks him anything:
November 20, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Alastor when Vox asks him anything:
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November 21, 2025 at 1:47 AM
My clients have the best chair and my reading nook neeeeeds one (just green or gray though!)
November 30, 2025 at 4:23 AM
My clients have the best chair and my reading nook neeeeeds one (just green or gray though!)
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How come reply guys, when called out, always resort to "couldn't resist a joke" or "just a joke"? There's no humor, nothing funny, just being a pest.
I wrote a story about guys being pests, and it starts with "just a joke." It doesn't end with a laugh though. Their interactions never do.
I wrote a story about guys being pests, and it starts with "just a joke." It doesn't end with a laugh though. Their interactions never do.
November 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
How come reply guys, when called out, always resort to "couldn't resist a joke" or "just a joke"? There's no humor, nothing funny, just being a pest.
I wrote a story about guys being pests, and it starts with "just a joke." It doesn't end with a laugh though. Their interactions never do.
I wrote a story about guys being pests, and it starts with "just a joke." It doesn't end with a laugh though. Their interactions never do.
Hello from the boys! Luca and Oliver are a couple of my favorite clients. They're husky/heeler mixes so they always have plenty to say!
November 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Hello from the boys! Luca and Oliver are a couple of my favorite clients. They're husky/heeler mixes so they always have plenty to say!
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This is possibly my favorite product answer yet:
Q: Will this deodorizing spray get rid of dead animal smell?
A: Yes, but you need to remove the dead animal or you will need to keep applying it.
Q: Will this deodorizing spray get rid of dead animal smell?
A: Yes, but you need to remove the dead animal or you will need to keep applying it.
November 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
This is possibly my favorite product answer yet:
Q: Will this deodorizing spray get rid of dead animal smell?
A: Yes, but you need to remove the dead animal or you will need to keep applying it.
Q: Will this deodorizing spray get rid of dead animal smell?
A: Yes, but you need to remove the dead animal or you will need to keep applying it.
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“And thus the heart will break, yet brokenly live on.” 🖤
It’s been a while since I’ve seen a gorgeous piece of cinema like Guillermo’s Frankenstein 🖤
#frankenstein #frankenstein2025 #guillermodeltoro
It’s been a while since I’ve seen a gorgeous piece of cinema like Guillermo’s Frankenstein 🖤
#frankenstein #frankenstein2025 #guillermodeltoro
November 25, 2025 at 7:09 PM
“And thus the heart will break, yet brokenly live on.” 🖤
It’s been a while since I’ve seen a gorgeous piece of cinema like Guillermo’s Frankenstein 🖤
#frankenstein #frankenstein2025 #guillermodeltoro
It’s been a while since I’ve seen a gorgeous piece of cinema like Guillermo’s Frankenstein 🖤
#frankenstein #frankenstein2025 #guillermodeltoro
Bruh that's my shoulder
November 25, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Bruh that's my shoulder
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👩🌾 Grab your tools
November 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
👩🌾 Grab your tools
The foot and the face.
November 21, 2025 at 11:12 PM
The foot and the face.
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Launch all bigots into the sun.
November 19, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Launch all bigots into the sun.
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my emotions just formed a labor union
November 19, 2025 at 5:04 AM
my emotions just formed a labor union
It's never too early for a lil nap
November 19, 2025 at 7:06 PM
It's never too early for a lil nap
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fellas is it a conspiracy to remember events that happened
Because a lot of leftists/progressives have pseudo conspiratorial models of reality where they think the only reason Americans live in suburbs is bc GM tore up the streetcar lines in LA etc.
November 19, 2025 at 3:34 AM
fellas is it a conspiracy to remember events that happened
✨️being a bitch
don't cost nothin'✨️
don't cost nothin'✨️
November 19, 2025 at 6:02 AM
✨️being a bitch
don't cost nothin'✨️
don't cost nothin'✨️
I'm not as forgiving, not as patient, not as willing to give a second chance. Everyone you love leaves a mark, and not every mark is good. I feel sad for the Blue I used to be. I long for the optimism and trust that allowed for this damage. I wish I could be so blind again.
November 18, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I'm not as forgiving, not as patient, not as willing to give a second chance. Everyone you love leaves a mark, and not every mark is good. I feel sad for the Blue I used to be. I long for the optimism and trust that allowed for this damage. I wish I could be so blind again.
⭐️ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - Y'all, this checked all the boxes, including ones I didn't realized I needed checked. It was added to my Libby queue in an attempt to surprise myself and I WAS SURPRISED. Went in knowing nothing except that it was a horror novel, and, of course, this badass cover art. Read it!!
November 16, 2025 at 3:50 AM
⭐️ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - Y'all, this checked all the boxes, including ones I didn't realized I needed checked. It was added to my Libby queue in an attempt to surprise myself and I WAS SURPRISED. Went in knowing nothing except that it was a horror novel, and, of course, this badass cover art. Read it!!
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November 13, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Life is good. Suspiciously good. New house is huge. My new room is HUGE. I'm broke but I'm happy. Getting over being sick rn, building a giant castle for the realm I'm in on Minecraft. Cats are happy and healthy. Relationships great. Friends, amazing.
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Life is good. Suspiciously good. New house is huge. My new room is HUGE. I'm broke but I'm happy. Getting over being sick rn, building a giant castle for the realm I'm in on Minecraft. Cats are happy and healthy. Relationships great. Friends, amazing.
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if you taste something you’ve made and you think “man this needs something but idk what” and it’s already salty enough, the answer 85% of the time is msg. 10% some kind of acid. 5% wildcard
November 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
if you taste something you’ve made and you think “man this needs something but idk what” and it’s already salty enough, the answer 85% of the time is msg. 10% some kind of acid. 5% wildcard
Get you a man who
my darling butch husband just looked at me and was like “you look so cute… you look like a cozy couch wife.” I am quite literally just sitting here on the couch.
My husband just told me “you look lovely in that” I AM WRAPPED UP IN A BLANKET !!!
November 13, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Get you a man who
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SERIOUSLY. Enough is enough. My God.
Jeffrey Epstein advised Steve Bannon that the lawyers representing Brett Kavanaugh in his confirmation hearing should accuse Christine Blasey Ford of being on medications that cause false memories or memory loss.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
SERIOUSLY. Enough is enough. My God.
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this is actually really something. The NY Times stuff is bonkers.
As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 2:14 AM
this is actually really something. The NY Times stuff is bonkers.