It took me over 90 minutes to drive to work this morning, Portland what the FUCK
January 7, 2026 at 5:05 PM
It took me over 90 minutes to drive to work this morning, Portland what the FUCK
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Parents, if you didn't have a problem until now of not posting pics of your kids on public social media, now might be a good time to start (and maybe scrub what's there already).
January 5, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Parents, if you didn't have a problem until now of not posting pics of your kids on public social media, now might be a good time to start (and maybe scrub what's there already).
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Too sleepy to put in the effort so just imagine the words “Butlerian Jihad” with candle emojis in a circle around it thank you
We are 5-10 years from the internet becoming the sole domain of psychopathic perverts and a ton of bots while everyone else, if they have any sense of self-preservation, just stops using it for anything but emails.
January 7, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Too sleepy to put in the effort so just imagine the words “Butlerian Jihad” with candle emojis in a circle around it thank you
Lately, I haven’t been let down by books that have swords on the cover. Being in cozy soft clothing when it’s cold and being in perfect air conditioning when it’s hot. Autumn, categorically. Singing along to Tori Amos when I clean the house. Cats, every type. Not having to leave the house.
I got one question….. what do Yall actually enjoy in life? Seems like folks don’t enjoy anything anymore (if you don’t have anything good just keep it moving)
January 7, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Lately, I haven’t been let down by books that have swords on the cover. Being in cozy soft clothing when it’s cold and being in perfect air conditioning when it’s hot. Autumn, categorically. Singing along to Tori Amos when I clean the house. Cats, every type. Not having to leave the house.
I think my new structured routine is good for me because A) I didn’t quit on day 2, B) my house feels more functional and less stressful, and C) I’ve slept over 7 hrs/night (often 8+) for about 7 days straight now
January 7, 2026 at 4:40 AM
I think my new structured routine is good for me because A) I didn’t quit on day 2, B) my house feels more functional and less stressful, and C) I’ve slept over 7 hrs/night (often 8+) for about 7 days straight now
Idk man I have a feeling that the US flooding the market (probably literally) with Venezuelan oil (since they seem to have fired all their economists and political analysts) probably isn’t gonna go over well with OPEC countries.
January 7, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Idk man I have a feeling that the US flooding the market (probably literally) with Venezuelan oil (since they seem to have fired all their economists and political analysts) probably isn’t gonna go over well with OPEC countries.
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My parents are divorced so we have two January 6ths
January 7, 2026 at 12:49 AM
My parents are divorced so we have two January 6ths
Is this the year I finally throw away clothes covered in paint stains and full of holes, which are perfectly good as pajamas, but like, kind of maybe not perfectly good for my mental health? We shall see.
January 6, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Is this the year I finally throw away clothes covered in paint stains and full of holes, which are perfectly good as pajamas, but like, kind of maybe not perfectly good for my mental health? We shall see.
It is windy and rainy as FUCK right now and I'm trying to use my walking pad between tasks, but I think I'm going to have to do at least some of my steps outside tonight. LIVIN' ON THE EDGE
January 6, 2026 at 9:47 PM
It is windy and rainy as FUCK right now and I'm trying to use my walking pad between tasks, but I think I'm going to have to do at least some of my steps outside tonight. LIVIN' ON THE EDGE
It's proper cold this morning and I am using an actual heater. I am never gonna financially recover from this.
January 6, 2026 at 6:09 PM
It's proper cold this morning and I am using an actual heater. I am never gonna financially recover from this.
someone new in our leadership just asked 500+ people to go cameras-on for a call I'm on
a woman with red hair is sitting in front of a microphone with the words absolutely not above her
Alt: a woman with red hair is sitting in front of a microphone with the words absolutely not above her
media.tenor.com
January 6, 2026 at 5:45 PM
someone new in our leadership just asked 500+ people to go cameras-on for a call I'm on
I prefer making sourdough with about half whole wheat flour as opposed to exclusively white all-purpose flour; I believe it creates a softer loaf, which is a good offset to the crunchy crust. I do not use bread flour.
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 4:58 PM
I prefer making sourdough with about half whole wheat flour as opposed to exclusively white all-purpose flour; I believe it creates a softer loaf, which is a good offset to the crunchy crust. I do not use bread flour.
The party of “not giving money to the government,“ unless you make less than $1000/second, I guess
Starting tomorrow, the Trump administration is set to send notices to 1,000 student loan borrowers (first round) noticing them of an intent to garnish their wages for student loan debt.
This is cruel and unnecessary.
If you receive a notice, send it to us and we'll try to help.
This is cruel and unnecessary.
If you receive a notice, send it to us and we'll try to help.
January 6, 2026 at 3:56 PM
The party of “not giving money to the government,“ unless you make less than $1000/second, I guess
Unbelievable! It happened again. I have adhd I can’t be expected to keep checkin’ chairs for cats for the rest of my goddang life
Kingsley took advantage of me getting up from my reading chair to burrow under a blanket on said chair (becoming basically invisible) and then a few minutes later Kingsley got sat on and despite that he would 40000% do it again.
January 6, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Unbelievable! It happened again. I have adhd I can’t be expected to keep checkin’ chairs for cats for the rest of my goddang life
just remembered we're gonna have to do our taxes soon, can't we catch a fucking break
January 5, 2026 at 9:37 PM
just remembered we're gonna have to do our taxes soon, can't we catch a fucking break
Omg I just read this, start to finish, yesterday! It was very cute. The author has the same limb difference as the FMC, if you read the note at the front. Would recommend. It was cute and sweet.
$1.99 ✦ Out on a Limb by Hannah Bonam-Young
Disability rep for both MCs
They hook up at a costume party which results in a pregnancy. As they prepare to be parents, their friendship turns into something more.
Contemporary Romance (MF) amzn.to/45AdVEs
Disability rep for both MCs
They hook up at a costume party which results in a pregnancy. As they prepare to be parents, their friendship turns into something more.
Contemporary Romance (MF) amzn.to/45AdVEs
January 5, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Omg I just read this, start to finish, yesterday! It was very cute. The author has the same limb difference as the FMC, if you read the note at the front. Would recommend. It was cute and sweet.
Now that I'm on a self-imposed "tiktok scrolling ban," despite still posting there, I think my mood has improved considerably bc the algorithm just kept throwing "horrible husband" content at me & I was getting mad on behalf of so many women! That's not productive. Not like (redacted) would be
January 5, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Now that I'm on a self-imposed "tiktok scrolling ban," despite still posting there, I think my mood has improved considerably bc the algorithm just kept throwing "horrible husband" content at me & I was getting mad on behalf of so many women! That's not productive. Not like (redacted) would be
Getting very peeved at myself for being more efficient working on-site than I am working at home. I never want to leave my house, but I've been feeling so unmotivated and unproductive lately, and goddamn, there's something in these fluorescent lights that's just doing it for me today.
January 5, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Getting very peeved at myself for being more efficient working on-site than I am working at home. I never want to leave my house, but I've been feeling so unmotivated and unproductive lately, and goddamn, there's something in these fluorescent lights that's just doing it for me today.
Kelly
It is too early to start making hot takes about collective security agreements
Not at 6:47 AM on a Monday pre-caffeine
It is too early to start making hot takes about collective security agreements
Not at 6:47 AM on a Monday pre-caffeine
January 5, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Kelly
It is too early to start making hot takes about collective security agreements
Not at 6:47 AM on a Monday pre-caffeine
It is too early to start making hot takes about collective security agreements
Not at 6:47 AM on a Monday pre-caffeine
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
Kingsley took advantage of me getting up from my reading chair to burrow under a blanket on said chair (becoming basically invisible) and then a few minutes later Kingsley got sat on and despite that he would 40000% do it again.
January 5, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Kingsley took advantage of me getting up from my reading chair to burrow under a blanket on said chair (becoming basically invisible) and then a few minutes later Kingsley got sat on and despite that he would 40000% do it again.
I think my life might look pretty lonely from the outside, but today I woke up, groggily ate pasta, and then went back to sleep another two hours, and I think that’s beautiful
January 4, 2026 at 6:41 PM
I think my life might look pretty lonely from the outside, but today I woke up, groggily ate pasta, and then went back to sleep another two hours, and I think that’s beautiful
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Statement on Trump’s military actions in Venezuela.
January 3, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Statement on Trump’s military actions in Venezuela.