BlondLoki
@blondloki.bsky.social
I love the gym, reading, men, and video games 🏳️🌈
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an old one from twitter... I guess I never posted this one on bsky
November 15, 2025 at 6:09 PM
an old one from twitter... I guess I never posted this one on bsky
Me at the Magic the Gathering tournament
November 15, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Me at the Magic the Gathering tournament
Okay but how did the rat know that the food critic would love ratatouille?
November 15, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Okay but how did the rat know that the food critic would love ratatouille?
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Classic Ahab
Ahab answered—“Aye.”
November 14, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Classic Ahab
Predator Badlands was so fun. It's two hours of "fuck yeah!!"
November 13, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Predator Badlands was so fun. It's two hours of "fuck yeah!!"
This is so funny
Did I listen to it? Absolutely
Did I listen to it? Absolutely
November 8, 2025 at 2:45 PM
This is so funny
Did I listen to it? Absolutely
Did I listen to it? Absolutely
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Coal turning into diamonds:
November 7, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Coal turning into diamonds:
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Chris is in Sweden for work, which reminded me of the surreal text he sent me last time he was there.
@raidercast.bsky.social: “You won’t believe it! I’m at a party and the last surviving member of ABBA is here ”
To which I reply: “Unless you ran over the other three on the way there, I don’t!”
@raidercast.bsky.social: “You won’t believe it! I’m at a party and the last surviving member of ABBA is here ”
To which I reply: “Unless you ran over the other three on the way there, I don’t!”
November 5, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Chris is in Sweden for work, which reminded me of the surreal text he sent me last time he was there.
@raidercast.bsky.social: “You won’t believe it! I’m at a party and the last surviving member of ABBA is here ”
To which I reply: “Unless you ran over the other three on the way there, I don’t!”
@raidercast.bsky.social: “You won’t believe it! I’m at a party and the last surviving member of ABBA is here ”
To which I reply: “Unless you ran over the other three on the way there, I don’t!”
Getting a UK wedding visa is the hardest thing I have ever done It's so needlessly complicated and time sensitive. Like I dont want to live in your stupid country or take your money or whatever I just want to get legally married and then LEAVE
November 4, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Getting a UK wedding visa is the hardest thing I have ever done It's so needlessly complicated and time sensitive. Like I dont want to live in your stupid country or take your money or whatever I just want to get legally married and then LEAVE
*me jerking off for the third time today* I really needed this 🙂↕️
November 1, 2025 at 10:16 AM
*me jerking off for the third time today* I really needed this 🙂↕️
Local elections are coming up and there are two different communist parties? Like girl what happened to solidarity
November 1, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Local elections are coming up and there are two different communist parties? Like girl what happened to solidarity
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It is midnight.
Halloween has ended.
She is coming.
Halloween has ended.
She is coming.
November 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
It is midnight.
Halloween has ended.
She is coming.
Halloween has ended.
She is coming.
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Waluigi as a dentist: say wahhhh
October 31, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Waluigi as a dentist: say wahhhh
The highlight of finishing baldurs gate 3 is I can finally watch all those videos about it on YouTube that I've been avoiding because of spoilers
October 20, 2025 at 4:21 PM
The highlight of finishing baldurs gate 3 is I can finally watch all those videos about it on YouTube that I've been avoiding because of spoilers
Playing Legion remix just highlights that order halls remain WoWs best feature ever and it's pretty wild that blizzards main takeaway from the expansion was "players want AP" and not "players want class fantasy"
October 17, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Playing Legion remix just highlights that order halls remain WoWs best feature ever and it's pretty wild that blizzards main takeaway from the expansion was "players want AP" and not "players want class fantasy"
Ugh I want to be in a sauna with a slutty little towel on sweating my tits off rn
October 16, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Ugh I want to be in a sauna with a slutty little towel on sweating my tits off rn
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the joe rogan of the left rises
October 16, 2025 at 2:34 PM
the joe rogan of the left rises
What are y'all wearing with your jockstraps for Halloween this year guys
October 15, 2025 at 1:56 PM
What are y'all wearing with your jockstraps for Halloween this year guys
105 hours and I'm finally done with baldurs gate 3 🥳
I've been playing this game for 50 hours how have I not finished act 1 yet? How do people do multiple playthroughs of this 😅
Baldurs gate is too hard I need a handholdy tutorial please
October 14, 2025 at 3:49 PM
105 hours and I'm finally done with baldurs gate 3 🥳
I guess that bush getting eaten
October 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I guess that bush getting eaten
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yeah i'm tron
tron to enjoy any movie that doesn't contain jared leto
tron to enjoy any movie that doesn't contain jared leto
October 11, 2025 at 5:39 PM
yeah i'm tron
tron to enjoy any movie that doesn't contain jared leto
tron to enjoy any movie that doesn't contain jared leto
Watched the new Downton Abbey movie and not to be too homosexual but the wigs were incredible. Just the most realistic hair I've ever seen on film
October 11, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Watched the new Downton Abbey movie and not to be too homosexual but the wigs were incredible. Just the most realistic hair I've ever seen on film
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This COVID vaccine is really beating my ass 🤒
October 7, 2025 at 8:35 AM
This COVID vaccine is really beating my ass 🤒