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MerryLoki🎄
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I love the gym, reading, men, and video games 🏳️‍🌈
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One thing about me I love listening to rich white women (and soundtracks) 🫡
December 2, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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celebrating cyber monday by edging it near a laptop all day.
December 1, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 5:23 PM
The iron maiden for the American who thought that butter should be measured in table spoons instead of weight
November 28, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Stranger Things this and Stranger Things that, but when is The Princess Switch 4 coming out?
November 27, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Had to get rid of the beard
November 23, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I got a haircut :)
November 22, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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(guy living an unexamined life) yay wheeeeeeeee
November 8, 2024 at 2:34 PM
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Glenn Close in The Hunger Games:
November 20, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Wicked for good was good! but not as good as part 1. Missed chance to improve on the stage show even more.

With an extra hour it's strange how much it jumps between rushed scenes. Too many ballads, and lots of reprises that remind you that the music was better in part 1 lol. No good deed SLAPS
November 20, 2025 at 8:51 PM
First snow and I'm finally seeing Wicked for good tonight, everything's coming up Me™
November 20, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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an old one from twitter... I guess I never posted this one on bsky
November 15, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Me at the Magic the Gathering tournament
November 15, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Okay but how did the rat know that the food critic would love ratatouille?
November 15, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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Classic Ahab
Ahab answered—“Aye.”
November 14, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Predator Badlands was so fun. It's two hours of "fuck yeah!!"
November 13, 2025 at 9:01 AM
This is so funny

Did I listen to it? Absolutely
November 8, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Coal turning into diamonds:
November 7, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Chris is in Sweden for work, which reminded me of the surreal text he sent me last time he was there.

@raidercast.bsky.social: “You won’t believe it! I’m at a party and the last surviving member of ABBA is here ”

To which I reply: “Unless you ran over the other three on the way there, I don’t!”
November 5, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Getting a UK wedding visa is the hardest thing I have ever done It's so needlessly complicated and time sensitive. Like I dont want to live in your stupid country or take your money or whatever I just want to get legally married and then LEAVE
November 4, 2025 at 5:23 PM
BIKE jocks >>>>
November 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
*me jerking off for the third time today* I really needed this 🙂‍↕️
November 1, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Local elections are coming up and there are two different communist parties? Like girl what happened to solidarity
November 1, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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It is midnight.

Halloween has ended.

She is coming.
November 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Waluigi as a dentist: say wahhhh
October 31, 2025 at 7:11 PM