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Customer service worker, Pulitzer Prize winning satirist, quoted by Snopes, economist, business visionary, lyricist, nemesis of the NRF, creator and editor-in-chief of The Serving Times 🛒, wankyest troll out there
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Oh snap, did I hit publish on this collection of vampiric short stories? Oh well, you might as well have at it!
Blood Drives by Daniel Aegan
www.amazon.com/dp/B0G42BP17B
Blood Drives by Daniel Aegan
www.amazon.com/dp/B0G42BP17B
Blood Drives
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November 29, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Oh snap, did I hit publish on this collection of vampiric short stories? Oh well, you might as well have at it!
Blood Drives by Daniel Aegan
www.amazon.com/dp/B0G42BP17B
Blood Drives by Daniel Aegan
www.amazon.com/dp/B0G42BP17B
There needs to be a version of A Christmas Carol where the Londonfolk refuse to let Scrooge have his redemption until he accepts an ass-whoopin' for that crack about how the poor should all die to decrease the surplus population.
November 29, 2025 at 11:44 PM
There needs to be a version of A Christmas Carol where the Londonfolk refuse to let Scrooge have his redemption until he accepts an ass-whoopin' for that crack about how the poor should all die to decrease the surplus population.
Working a customer service theory for how the general public treats us:
10% - Extremely friendly and polite
80% - Barely register your existence, don't care if you live or die, you may as well be store racking
10% - The worst fucking people on the planet, they will make your job a walking nightmare
10% - Extremely friendly and polite
80% - Barely register your existence, don't care if you live or die, you may as well be store racking
10% - The worst fucking people on the planet, they will make your job a walking nightmare
November 29, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Working a customer service theory for how the general public treats us:
10% - Extremely friendly and polite
80% - Barely register your existence, don't care if you live or die, you may as well be store racking
10% - The worst fucking people on the planet, they will make your job a walking nightmare
10% - Extremely friendly and polite
80% - Barely register your existence, don't care if you live or die, you may as well be store racking
10% - The worst fucking people on the planet, they will make your job a walking nightmare
Inlaws are watching Dances with Wolves and I'm trying hard not to talk over the narration with my own narration. Like:
"I brought the tribe to see all the buffalo I killed to honor them but they seemed unimpressed. Maybe next time I'll have to kill even more so they'll finally accept me."
"I brought the tribe to see all the buffalo I killed to honor them but they seemed unimpressed. Maybe next time I'll have to kill even more so they'll finally accept me."
November 29, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Inlaws are watching Dances with Wolves and I'm trying hard not to talk over the narration with my own narration. Like:
"I brought the tribe to see all the buffalo I killed to honor them but they seemed unimpressed. Maybe next time I'll have to kill even more so they'll finally accept me."
"I brought the tribe to see all the buffalo I killed to honor them but they seemed unimpressed. Maybe next time I'll have to kill even more so they'll finally accept me."
Wow. This is fuckin' gibberish.
November 29, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Wow. This is fuckin' gibberish.
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Huge Black Friday lineup turns out to just be for Food Bank
Huge Black Friday lineup turns out to just be for Food Bank
HAMILTON, ON - Local residents this morning report driving past an excitingly long lineup and assuming it was for a blowout Black Friday sale, before realizing that it was just a regular queue for a b...
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November 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Huge Black Friday lineup turns out to just be for Food Bank
Where are the spices? She Leavitt out.
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Where are the spices? She Leavitt out.
Early Christmas present for Mrs. BlameTag from the @effinbirds.com store.
November 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Early Christmas present for Mrs. BlameTag from the @effinbirds.com store.
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Target Now Offering Snipers To Take Out Other Shoppers For Black Friday
November 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Target Now Offering Snipers To Take Out Other Shoppers For Black Friday
Jesus thumbtack-shitting Christ, now you're a psychopath if you don't lick their boot hard enough!?!?
November 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Jesus thumbtack-shitting Christ, now you're a psychopath if you don't lick their boot hard enough!?!?
Gotta get back on my CRAPS:
Compose satire
Read something
Arts (for satire)
Prepare satire for publication
Super fun kitty time
The goal is to do at least three of those every day.
Compose satire
Read something
Arts (for satire)
Prepare satire for publication
Super fun kitty time
The goal is to do at least three of those every day.
November 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Gotta get back on my CRAPS:
Compose satire
Read something
Arts (for satire)
Prepare satire for publication
Super fun kitty time
The goal is to do at least three of those every day.
Compose satire
Read something
Arts (for satire)
Prepare satire for publication
Super fun kitty time
The goal is to do at least three of those every day.
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Just catching up with the budget coverage in the papers.
November 29, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Just catching up with the budget coverage in the papers.
November 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
This article was written by Leonard from Community.
Frozen pizza is special in its own right. But not every pizza is worth the freezer space. Wirecutter testers tasted 26 widely available frozen cheese and pepperoni pizzas. Here are their favorites: nyti.ms/483c6So
November 29, 2025 at 1:05 PM
This article was written by Leonard from Community.
I totally forgot I had coined the term "manic pixelated dream girl": theservingtimes.beehiiv.com/p/swedishbea...
AIn't No Woman (Like the One I Fought)
Ikea Customer Gets Into Massive Fight with AI Girlfriend
theservingtimes.beehiiv.com
November 29, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I totally forgot I had coined the term "manic pixelated dream girl": theservingtimes.beehiiv.com/p/swedishbea...
Enjoying some past articles from this year: theservingtimes.beehiiv.com/p/ninten84
Nintendo 84
Gamers Beware: Playing as Luigi in MARIO KART WORLD Could Get You Added to a Government Watchlist
theservingtimes.beehiiv.com
November 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Enjoying some past articles from this year: theservingtimes.beehiiv.com/p/ninten84
@profanity.accountant:
How's my fuckin' language?
How's my fuckin' language?
November 29, 2025 at 1:03 AM
@profanity.accountant:
How's my fuckin' language?
How's my fuckin' language?
I know I've been in writer's rut most of the year, but I was just going over my stories from 2025 and there's some legit bangers in here. Now I gotta winnow it down for my December top ten list.
November 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I know I've been in writer's rut most of the year, but I was just going over my stories from 2025 and there's some legit bangers in here. Now I gotta winnow it down for my December top ten list.
Apropos of nothing, but it drives me crazy when they put the actor's names in a different order than the actual actors on the poster.
November 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Apropos of nothing, but it drives me crazy when they put the actor's names in a different order than the actual actors on the poster.
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Yearly reminder Black Friday is a scam
November 28, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Yearly reminder Black Friday is a scam
She's a cute little cushion.
November 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
She's a cute little cushion.
The NRF says this shit every shopping holiday. God I hope we all make them look like assholes this year. Moreso than usual because they're always assholes.
November 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The NRF says this shit every shopping holiday. God I hope we all make them look like assholes this year. Moreso than usual because they're always assholes.
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This is how The Devil's Advocate ended.
November 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
This is how The Devil's Advocate ended.