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@blametag.bsky.social
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Customer service worker, Pulitzer Prize winning satirist, quoted by Snopes, economist, business visionary, lyricist, nemesis of the NRF, creator and editor-in-chief of The Serving Times 🛒, wankyest troll out there

https://theservingtimes.beehiiv.com/
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Fun headline to use a reply image:
10 quiet signs a man is mentally weak and has almost no backbone
December 1, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Oh, they are blitzed.
A Black-and-white tuxedo cat clearly stoned off her ass
December 1, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Everything always leads to violence with these two.
A dilute calico cat in a colorful wood box marked "welcome to paradise" and a Black-and-white tuxedo cat take swings at each other.
December 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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She is legit ridiculous.
A Black-and-white tuxedo cat splayed out on the floor A Black-and-white tuxedo cat, a close-up of her back which is covered in catnip
December 1, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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"WHAT!?!?"
A gray-and-white tuxedo cat looking over her shoulder at the camera
December 1, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Buncha addicts.
Three cats enjoying catnip. A Black-and-white tuxedo cat licking up catnip and also had catnip all over her back
December 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Welcome to the Christmas season.
Mariah Carey sipping an iced coffee but her body is the bad guy from Stranger Things's body. Vegma? Schmegma? I don't remember, I need a catch up.
December 1, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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"Defined a generation of alt-rock"!?

Alright, buddy, calm the fuck down.
An ad for a re-release of Third Eye Blind's 1997 self-titled album that claims it's a "breakthrough debut" album that "defined a generation of alt-rock". As if!
November 30, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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"Strong floor, no ceiling"
A scene from the sitcom Superstore where the crew of Cloud9 stare through the hole where the roof used to be following a tornado.
November 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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These dudes just spray it around like that Willy the Water Bug, huh?
November 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Dan Ackroyd in the movie Nothing But Trouble.
November 30, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Wow. This is fuckin' gibberish.
At Target, we believe retail’s next great disruptor is emotion. Look no further than this year’s winter wonderland
November 29, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Early Christmas present for Mrs. BlameTag from the @effinbirds.com store.
A woman in a dark blue shirt with a picture of a seagull and the text "fuck off I'm reading"
November 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Jesus thumbtack-shitting Christ, now you're a psychopath if you don't lick their boot hard enough!?!?
New Research links "dark triad" triats to the quiet quitting phenomenon "Quiet quitting doesn’t happen randomly: certain personality traits make employees more likely to disengage at work,” Rahman explained. “Our findings show that individuals who are more narcissistic or psychopathic tend to feel overly deserving and often justify putting in less effort, which increases their chances of quietly quitting.”
November 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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It's back! (And on sale for $15 for the rest of the day!)

www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8422...
A light blue shirt depicting Santa Claus being shot at by anti-aircraft guns with the text "The War on Christmas"
November 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Cutting Ghost Mode was a hard decision, but I think I got the top ten settled (I changed the order so it's all similar stories in a row):
2025 top ten: 1 - A Taste for Innovation 2 - Ashopalypse Now 3 - Girlboss Interrupted 4 - Cybercuck'd 5 - Gen Z Stare Down 6 - Lizzie's Song 7 - Parental Silence 8 - You Beta, You Beta, You Bet 9 - Review Bombed 10 - The Fuss Stops Here
November 29, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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I know I've been in writer's rut most of the year, but I was just going over my stories from 2025 and there's some legit bangers in here. Now I gotta winnow it down for my December top ten list.
A Taste of Innovation You Beta, You Beta, You Bet Breaking Mad Cybercuck'd The Time Bonus The Fuss Stops Here Desperately Seeking Suck-Up Ain't No Woman (Like the One I Fought) Bathroom Sign of the Times Ghost Mode Gen Z Stare Down Review Bombed Parental Silence Retail Nostalgia Love Gun Lizzie's Song Ashopalypse Now Girlboss Interrupted
November 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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She's a cute little cushion.
A black-and-white tuxedo cat with a white stripe down her face curled into a round little cushion on the bed, looking out with mostly-closed eyes
November 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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The NRF says this shit every shopping holiday. God I hope we all make them look like assholes this year. Moreso than usual because they're always assholes.
Holiday sales expected to surpass $1 trillion for the first time, NRF projects
November 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Fuck thanksgiving dinner. The main event is the leftover sandwich.
A sandwich made from leftover thanksgiving ingredients.
November 28, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Signs that the new Civil War is upon us:
A "go army, beat navy" flag
November 28, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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No contest.
Crock of canned corn
November 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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We even had custom shirts made for one of our anniversaries just to be "that" couple
A shirt with hearts and the motto "I couldn't ask for another" A shirt with hearts and the motto "I couldn't ask for another"
November 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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About to go put up "missing cat" posters when....
November 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM