Auburn Blake 🚫👑
@blakeau19.bsky.social
Twitter refugee. Here to make sarcastic comments to entertain myself and myself only. If you still support the GOP, it's not because you like their tax policy.
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I would rather live next to a Somali immigrant than a MAGA, and it ain't even close.
December 4, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I would rather live next to a Somali immigrant than a MAGA, and it ain't even close.
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Giving the president the pardon power was a mistake. The most corrupt president in American history is conducting a jailbreak for his fellow criminals.
December 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Giving the president the pardon power was a mistake. The most corrupt president in American history is conducting a jailbreak for his fellow criminals.
Democratic voters are working hard to stop fascism. It would be nice if the leaders of the party joined them.
December 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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“This guy is the hardest worker in the world when he’s playing golf” is exactly the level of patronizing lie that we all deserve for being at this point in history
Sen. Roger Marshall on Trump's health: "I'll work 110 hours a week. He outworks me. He's the first person I've ever known that works harder than I do. He runs around that golf course. He's in incredible shape right now. And you talk about sharp! He's playing 4 dimensional chess"
December 3, 2025 at 1:59 PM
“This guy is the hardest worker in the world when he’s playing golf” is exactly the level of patronizing lie that we all deserve for being at this point in history
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December 3, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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This timing makes a lot more sense now, doesn’t it?
Adm. Alvin Holsey resigned in October as commander of U.S. Southern Command right after flagging concerns about those U.S. military strikes on “suspected” drug boats in the Caribbean.
He served for 37 years.
Adm. Alvin Holsey resigned in October as commander of U.S. Southern Command right after flagging concerns about those U.S. military strikes on “suspected” drug boats in the Caribbean.
He served for 37 years.
December 3, 2025 at 2:14 PM
This timing makes a lot more sense now, doesn’t it?
Adm. Alvin Holsey resigned in October as commander of U.S. Southern Command right after flagging concerns about those U.S. military strikes on “suspected” drug boats in the Caribbean.
He served for 37 years.
Adm. Alvin Holsey resigned in October as commander of U.S. Southern Command right after flagging concerns about those U.S. military strikes on “suspected” drug boats in the Caribbean.
He served for 37 years.
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hate the player, and hate the game.
December 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM
hate the player, and hate the game.
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Fox is ruining brains, turning families against each other, and destroying the very idea of objective truth.
the FBI director is on Fox News attacking Biden for not vetting asylees (even though Trump failed in the case of the DC shooter)
December 3, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Fox is ruining brains, turning families against each other, and destroying the very idea of objective truth.
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“Effective immediately, 100 will now be 5,100 and—I’m reading off the official statistics from my people—500 will be 25,500,” said Trump
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
WASHINGTON—Touting his latest executive order as a historic win for the U.S. economy, President Donald Trump announced Friday that he was mandating a 5,000% increase in all numbers nationwide. “Effect...
theonion.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“Effective immediately, 100 will now be 5,100 and—I’m reading off the official statistics from my people—500 will be 25,500,” said Trump
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When you’ve been up much of the night posting over 150 times on social media, these pesky cabinet meetings can interfere with your naps.
December 2, 2025 at 10:31 PM
When you’ve been up much of the night posting over 150 times on social media, these pesky cabinet meetings can interfere with your naps.
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Thanks for holding that nugget until now, Jonathan! I hope your book sells negative copies.
December 2, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Thanks for holding that nugget until now, Jonathan! I hope your book sells negative copies.
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I am beginning to see the Democrats' strategy.
December 2, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I am beginning to see the Democrats' strategy.
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Women once stayed in violent marriages. Families stuck together no matter what.
We learned to set boundaries.
MAGA uncles excluded. Trump sycophants unfriended.
We cut ties with hate.
Yet when the boundary is parent–child estrangement society still asks why.
Let me explain.
#Pinks
#Estrangment
We learned to set boundaries.
MAGA uncles excluded. Trump sycophants unfriended.
We cut ties with hate.
Yet when the boundary is parent–child estrangement society still asks why.
Let me explain.
#Pinks
#Estrangment
No. 4: The Voluntary Orphan
Establishing boundaries no matter who, no matter what
open.substack.com
December 2, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Women once stayed in violent marriages. Families stuck together no matter what.
We learned to set boundaries.
MAGA uncles excluded. Trump sycophants unfriended.
We cut ties with hate.
Yet when the boundary is parent–child estrangement society still asks why.
Let me explain.
#Pinks
#Estrangment
We learned to set boundaries.
MAGA uncles excluded. Trump sycophants unfriended.
We cut ties with hate.
Yet when the boundary is parent–child estrangement society still asks why.
Let me explain.
#Pinks
#Estrangment
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Of course it will be the latter. Hence, the need to be reminded not to follow illegal orders.
December 2, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Of course it will be the latter. Hence, the need to be reminded not to follow illegal orders.
Fuck me(consumer paying the tariff difference), right?
(Bloomberg) - Costco Wholesale Corp. joined a fast-growing list of businesses suing the Trump administration to ensure eligibility for refunds if the US Supreme Court strikes down the president’s signature global tariffs policy.
$COST
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
$COST
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
December 1, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Fuck me(consumer paying the tariff difference), right?
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Look, not to begrudge this effort too much... but a lot of the tariff costs were just passed on to customers. Will customers be getting a refund, too?
(Bloomberg) - Costco Wholesale Corp. joined a fast-growing list of businesses suing the Trump administration to ensure eligibility for refunds if the US Supreme Court strikes down the president’s signature global tariffs policy.
$COST
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
$COST
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
December 1, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Look, not to begrudge this effort too much... but a lot of the tariff costs were just passed on to customers. Will customers be getting a refund, too?
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Hey everyone great news, high prices are good now. I can’t believe the Washington Post realized this only after Amazon bought it
December 1, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Hey everyone great news, high prices are good now. I can’t believe the Washington Post realized this only after Amazon bought it
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What a bunch of shady creepers.
December 1, 2025 at 8:30 PM
What a bunch of shady creepers.
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Admiral Bradley can take the hit for an administration that doesn't give two shits about him or the military in general, or he can drop his retirement papers and out every single political appointee involved. We'll soon see what kind of officer and leader he is.
REPORTER: Does the administration deny that that second strike happened, or did it happen and the administration denies that Hegseth gave the order?
LEAVITT: The latter. Secretary Hegseth authorized Admiral Bradley to conduct these kinetic strikes. He worked well within his authority and the law.
LEAVITT: The latter. Secretary Hegseth authorized Admiral Bradley to conduct these kinetic strikes. He worked well within his authority and the law.
December 1, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Admiral Bradley can take the hit for an administration that doesn't give two shits about him or the military in general, or he can drop his retirement papers and out every single political appointee involved. We'll soon see what kind of officer and leader he is.
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Mike johnson went to law school for this
"She hates Christianity" -- Trump rants on Mike Johnson's phone at a Van Epps rally
December 1, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Mike johnson went to law school for this
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Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
BOSTON—Stressing that the move would help keep digital currencies liquid through the coming year, crypto leaders called for an infusion of 20 million dopes Thursday to stabilize the market. “We’re cal...
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December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
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This perfectly encapsulates Mike Johnson's role
"She hates Christianity" -- Trump rants on Mike Johnson's phone at a Van Epps rally
December 1, 2025 at 6:20 PM
This perfectly encapsulates Mike Johnson's role
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Looks like Trump and Hegseth might be preparing to throw the military under the bus on the second strike.
This is why you don’t execute illegal orders. Because you are responsible
This is why you don’t execute illegal orders. Because you are responsible
December 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Looks like Trump and Hegseth might be preparing to throw the military under the bus on the second strike.
This is why you don’t execute illegal orders. Because you are responsible
This is why you don’t execute illegal orders. Because you are responsible
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Time for Bradley to blow the whistle.
REPORTER: Does the administration deny that that second strike happened, or did it happen and the administration denies that Hegseth gave the order?
LEAVITT: The latter. Secretary Hegseth authorized Admiral Bradley to conduct these kinetic strikes. He worked well within his authority and the law.
LEAVITT: The latter. Secretary Hegseth authorized Admiral Bradley to conduct these kinetic strikes. He worked well within his authority and the law.
December 1, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Time for Bradley to blow the whistle.