BLAH
@blah-di-dah.bsky.social
Publisher, pantomime, poet, parodist, podcaster, pet peeve. https://spat.online/
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I truly do not understand why they cast the Engineer from Prometheus as the new Frankenstein’s monster. Was it just literary allusion? I mean he was ok in Prometheus but he just plays the same part.
November 14, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I truly do not understand why they cast the Engineer from Prometheus as the new Frankenstein’s monster. Was it just literary allusion? I mean he was ok in Prometheus but he just plays the same part.
Are these guys just clones from the same shitty billionaire factory? #askingforafriend
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Are these guys just clones from the same shitty billionaire factory? #askingforafriend
Good god I need an editor. Everything I post has so many typos. Just one facepalm after another.
October 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Good god I need an editor. Everything I post has so many typos. Just one facepalm after another.
1. There are a lot of terms being thrown around to describe the leaders of new right. But most of these terms give them too much power. zeteo.com/p/who-is-ste...
Sinister, Malevolent, Venomous: Stephen Miller Is Like No Other White House Aide in Modern US History
Miller, the deputy White House chief of staff, has never hidden his disfigured and dangerous psyche. But now Donald Trump has empowered him to execute his fascist impulses.
zeteo.com
October 10, 2025 at 4:22 PM
1. There are a lot of terms being thrown around to describe the leaders of new right. But most of these terms give them too much power. zeteo.com/p/who-is-ste...
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Bluesky has feelings, too
And it sounds naive saying it out loud, but I honestly, I never thought I’d end up being 300 character tumblr for Resistance 2.0, nor was it my intention to fill up seven data centers with keyword …
spat.online
October 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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One Battle Shy of a Full Pack. Was not a fan.
October 2, 2025 at 4:49 AM
One Battle Shy of a Full Pack. Was not a fan.
Wow, a concise and perfect take.
i think how we got here is that the right's favorite move is working the ref and the radical centrist's favorite move is self flattery that they could never be worked
nope
September 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Wow, a concise and perfect take.
Apple pulled or delayed this likely very safe and blasé show (do they make anything else?) because the bad guys are far right extremists. Next Tim Cook will announce they’re airing Birth of A Nation in its place.
“.. its delay is emblematic of the heightened caution and scrutiny in Hollywood feels as it navigates the Trump administration’s media ecosystem.”
@vulture.com $AAPL
www.vulture.com/article/appl...
@vulture.com $AAPL
www.vulture.com/article/appl...
September 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Apple pulled or delayed this likely very safe and blasé show (do they make anything else?) because the bad guys are far right extremists. Next Tim Cook will announce they’re airing Birth of A Nation in its place.
I guess we’ll be laughing at ourselves from the rest of the world’s perspective going forward…
September 20, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I guess we’ll be laughing at ourselves from the rest of the world’s perspective going forward…
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Trump: Jimmy Kimmel is next
Trump admin: We will definitely exploit this murder to censor our critics
Carr: ABC must fire Jimmy Kimmel
ABC, minutes later: We have suspended Jimmy Kimmel
Anti-cancel culture crusader: I sure wish this clear business decision didn’t look so much like censorship!
Trump admin: We will definitely exploit this murder to censor our critics
Carr: ABC must fire Jimmy Kimmel
ABC, minutes later: We have suspended Jimmy Kimmel
Anti-cancel culture crusader: I sure wish this clear business decision didn’t look so much like censorship!
September 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Trump: Jimmy Kimmel is next
Trump admin: We will definitely exploit this murder to censor our critics
Carr: ABC must fire Jimmy Kimmel
ABC, minutes later: We have suspended Jimmy Kimmel
Anti-cancel culture crusader: I sure wish this clear business decision didn’t look so much like censorship!
Trump admin: We will definitely exploit this murder to censor our critics
Carr: ABC must fire Jimmy Kimmel
ABC, minutes later: We have suspended Jimmy Kimmel
Anti-cancel culture crusader: I sure wish this clear business decision didn’t look so much like censorship!
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this is biggie and tupac for people whose rural hospital is about to close
Zach Bryan tried to fight Gavin Adcock at Born & Raised Festival yesterday
Zach Bryan Tried To Fight Gavin Adcock At Born & Raised Festival
The country bros are fighting! Zach Bryan, the Oklahoman singer-songwriter who is known to have a little bit of a temper, made a surprise appearance at his home state’s Born & Raised Festival over the...
www.stereogum.com
September 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
this is biggie and tupac for people whose rural hospital is about to close
This isn’t a they-are-playing-chess-while-we-are-playing-checkers, or 3-D chess, or bringing-a-gun-to-knife-fight, or vice versa situation. This is instead a case of us playing a game with and against ourselves while they fight a war. Against us.
September 15, 2025 at 3:57 PM
This isn’t a they-are-playing-chess-while-we-are-playing-checkers, or 3-D chess, or bringing-a-gun-to-knife-fight, or vice versa situation. This is instead a case of us playing a game with and against ourselves while they fight a war. Against us.
September 15, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Night Shift
Risky Business
Bachelor Party
Risky Business
Bachelor Party
Build a trilogy out of 3 unrelated Films.
September 15, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Night Shift
Risky Business
Bachelor Party
Risky Business
Bachelor Party
I don’t know how anyone justifies staying on Substack: theracket.news/p/substack-s...
Substack's extremist ecosystem is flourishing
Yup, they're still at it.
theracket.news
August 7, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I don’t know how anyone justifies staying on Substack: theracket.news/p/substack-s...
Drop a bad guy you actually love
July 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Drop a bad guy you actually love
#notalawyer but curious how the Supreme Court could justify preventing President Biden from forgiving student loans, but allowing Trump to shutter the Edu Dept. Not looking for moral judgement, wondering what the legal justifications were.
July 15, 2025 at 1:59 PM
#notalawyer but curious how the Supreme Court could justify preventing President Biden from forgiving student loans, but allowing Trump to shutter the Edu Dept. Not looking for moral judgement, wondering what the legal justifications were.
I was so excited about my McSweeneys piece I wrote a sequel. But they say they don't do sequels so I put it on Spat. spat.online/bluesky-has-...
Bluesky has feelings, too
And it sounds naive saying it out loud, but I honestly, I never thought I’d end up being 300 character tumblr for Resistance 2.0, nor was it my intention to fill up seven data centers with keyword …
spat.online
July 12, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I was so excited about my McSweeneys piece I wrote a sequel. But they say they don't do sequels so I put it on Spat. spat.online/bluesky-has-...
My first time in @mcsweeneys.net. Thanks so much for publishing!
"Skyrizi is merely the brand-category leader, and what is perceived as smugness is, instead, the rightful confidence of a successful and well-adjusted product that has helped millions of flesh havers with their disgusting flesh problems."
Skyrizi Has Feelings Too
As the country’s most recommended brand-name plaque psoriasis treatment,1 Skyrizi takes any claim of increased irritation due to exposure to our pa...
buff.ly
July 2, 2025 at 3:28 PM
My first time in @mcsweeneys.net. Thanks so much for publishing!
Did not know (until I almost failed to solve today’s Connections puzzle in the NYT) that boyfriend jeans were a thing. Turns out they are. #boyfriendjeans
June 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Did not know (until I almost failed to solve today’s Connections puzzle in the NYT) that boyfriend jeans were a thing. Turns out they are. #boyfriendjeans
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The Ayatollah’s biggest mistake? Not going on Joe Rogan.
June 22, 2025 at 12:14 PM
The Ayatollah’s biggest mistake? Not going on Joe Rogan.
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I want to take a moment to share an excerpt from the Declaration of Independence's grievances against King George III.
Sound familiar?
Sound familiar?
June 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I want to take a moment to share an excerpt from the Declaration of Independence's grievances against King George III.
Sound familiar?
Sound familiar?