Brandon
@birkhead.bsky.social
Educator, Writer, La Croix Boy. Go #Illini
damn, rip jimmy cliff
November 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
damn, rip jimmy cliff
What a strangely mediocre career he ended up having.
I know he could still continue, but no NFL team will touch him, and what college team besides last years' Ohio State would want to hire a top assistant who won't recruit?
I think it's time to put him out to pasture.
I know he could still continue, but no NFL team will touch him, and what college team besides last years' Ohio State would want to hire a top assistant who won't recruit?
I think it's time to put him out to pasture.
NEWS: The Raiders are firing offensive coordinator Chip Kelly, per source.
Kelly signed a contract to make him the richest offensive coordinator in football this offseason, but is dismissed after just 11 games.
Kelly signed a contract to make him the richest offensive coordinator in football this offseason, but is dismissed after just 11 games.
November 24, 2025 at 4:14 AM
What a strangely mediocre career he ended up having.
I know he could still continue, but no NFL team will touch him, and what college team besides last years' Ohio State would want to hire a top assistant who won't recruit?
I think it's time to put him out to pasture.
I know he could still continue, but no NFL team will touch him, and what college team besides last years' Ohio State would want to hire a top assistant who won't recruit?
I think it's time to put him out to pasture.
Eberechi Eze hell yeah
November 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Eberechi Eze hell yeah
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happy Jair Bolsonaro got arrested after failing to cut off his ankle monitor day
"Brazil’s former far-right president, Jair Bolsonaro, has been arrested at his villa in the capital, Brasília, amid suspicions he was poised to abscond to a foreign embassy to avoid going to prison for masterminding a military coup."
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
Brazilian police arrest Bolsonaro amid suspicions he was about to flee
Politician reportedly taken from his villa into custody at a federal police base about 7 miles from presidential palace
www.theguardian.com
November 23, 2025 at 4:53 AM
happy Jair Bolsonaro got arrested after failing to cut off his ankle monitor day
the church level of lies of p is so horrible, who the hell made this?
about to quit the game for good. stop putting platforming in a game with clunky ass controls
about to quit the game for good. stop putting platforming in a game with clunky ass controls
November 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
the church level of lies of p is so horrible, who the hell made this?
about to quit the game for good. stop putting platforming in a game with clunky ass controls
about to quit the game for good. stop putting platforming in a game with clunky ass controls
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Influencers made millions pushing ‘wild’ births – now the Free Birth Society is linked to baby deaths around the world
Influencers made millions pushing ‘wild’ births – now the Free Birth Society is linked to baby deaths around the world
A year-long investigation reveals how mothers lost children after being radicalised by uplifting podcast tales of births without midwives or doctors
As Esau Lopez was asphyxiated for the first 17 minutes of his life on Earth, the atmosphere in the room remained serene, even ecstatic. Acoustic music crooned from a speaker in a modest two-bedroom apartment in a suburb of Pennsylvania. “You are a queen,” murmured one of three friends in the room.
Only Esau’s mother, Gabrielle Lopez, felt something was wrong. She was pushing hard, but her son would not be born. “Can you help [him] out?” she asked, as Esau crowned. “Baby is coming,” the friend replied. Four minutes later, Lopez asked again, “Can you grab [him]?” Another friend murmured, “Baby is safe.” Six minutes passed. Again, Lopez asked, “Can you grab [him]?” Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 22, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Influencers made millions pushing ‘wild’ births – now the Free Birth Society is linked to baby deaths around the world
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
The dog appears to be sleeping on the 450 dollar Spheel plush from Pokemon Center, so I think he's having a great time.
November 20, 2025 at 12:38 AM
The dog appears to be sleeping on the 450 dollar Spheel plush from Pokemon Center, so I think he's having a great time.
I've supported this a while ago. This would be a instant buy for me at nearly any cost.
November 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I've supported this a while ago. This would be a instant buy for me at nearly any cost.
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Willingly scarring your body to own the libs. These people are straight up insane. This is Manson Family shit
November 19, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Willingly scarring your body to own the libs. These people are straight up insane. This is Manson Family shit
Hey Axios, that’s called a bribe.
Coinbase donated to Trump's $300 million White House ballroom project as an appeal to the administration, Emilie Choi, the cryptocurrency exchange's president and COO, said at Axios' BFD event today.
Exclusive: Coinbase explains donation to Trump's ballroom
Tech firms like Google, Amazon, and Nvidia also donated to Trump's ballroom fund.
www.axios.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Hey Axios, that’s called a bribe.
It is funny that after long time James Franklin assistant Brent Pry is fired, VT goes out and gets the real thing.
Franklin will be fine at VT
Franklin will be fine at VT
November 17, 2025 at 10:34 PM
It is funny that after long time James Franklin assistant Brent Pry is fired, VT goes out and gets the real thing.
Franklin will be fine at VT
Franklin will be fine at VT
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Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
November 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
First back to back winning regular seasons for Illinois since 89-90.
Two of the three losses have also been to the clear top 2 teams in the country. Been another great Illini season under Bert.
Two of the three losses have also been to the clear top 2 teams in the country. Been another great Illini season under Bert.
November 15, 2025 at 11:54 PM
First back to back winning regular seasons for Illinois since 89-90.
Two of the three losses have also been to the clear top 2 teams in the country. Been another great Illini season under Bert.
Two of the three losses have also been to the clear top 2 teams in the country. Been another great Illini season under Bert.
The Maryland defender getting a roughing flag after getting trucked by Luke Altmyer is hilarious
November 15, 2025 at 11:32 PM
The Maryland defender getting a roughing flag after getting trucked by Luke Altmyer is hilarious
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The entire purpose of Lolita as a novel is that it's linguistic sleight of hand to goad the reader into sympathizing with an evil monster. Lots of people fall for that trap, but I wouldn't expect the fucking Powell M. Cabot Professor of American Literature at Harvard University to be one of them.
Interesting email here from Elisa New, Harvard professor and wife to Larry Summers, to Epstein, reflecting on Lolita.
"...it's about a man whose life is stamped forever by his impression of a young girl."
"...it's about a man whose life is stamped forever by his impression of a young girl."
November 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
The entire purpose of Lolita as a novel is that it's linguistic sleight of hand to goad the reader into sympathizing with an evil monster. Lots of people fall for that trap, but I wouldn't expect the fucking Powell M. Cabot Professor of American Literature at Harvard University to be one of them.
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True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 AM
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
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as a current new york times employee or former one who was supposed to be covering all of this, let me just say some of you should absolutely trust me when I say there’s no funny business going on with the epstein documents. what reason would I have to say otherwise
November 13, 2025 at 9:56 PM
as a current new york times employee or former one who was supposed to be covering all of this, let me just say some of you should absolutely trust me when I say there’s no funny business going on with the epstein documents. what reason would I have to say otherwise
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turns out the emails we should have been reading in 2016 were from the NYT
November 12, 2025 at 10:34 PM
turns out the emails we should have been reading in 2016 were from the NYT
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New York Times killed Weinstein and Epstein stories but just asked Ms Rachel if she was funded by Hamas.
November 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
New York Times killed Weinstein and Epstein stories but just asked Ms Rachel if she was funded by Hamas.
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just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:
November 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:
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Big Z offensive rebound
Big Z pump fake, side step three
Big Z pump fake, side step three
November 12, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Big Z offensive rebound
Big Z pump fake, side step three
Big Z pump fake, side step three
The #Illini playing this well against Tech with all the injuries is a fantastic sign for this season. Thinking it'll be another special year.
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 AM
The #Illini playing this well against Tech with all the injuries is a fantastic sign for this season. Thinking it'll be another special year.
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If Alan Moore hijacked the worlds nuclear missile supply and ended all life on earth it would be justified
'V for Vendetta' TV series is in the works at HBO and DC
James Gunn will exec produce
(via Variety)
James Gunn will exec produce
(via Variety)
November 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
If Alan Moore hijacked the worlds nuclear missile supply and ended all life on earth it would be justified
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This term is so social media-brained. Coined by people who can't imagine themselves without an audience, or that anyone could genuinely want to pass time in any other form than Stare at Phone
November 10, 2025 at 11:34 AM
This term is so social media-brained. Coined by people who can't imagine themselves without an audience, or that anyone could genuinely want to pass time in any other form than Stare at Phone