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Ashley Autumns
@birdberbbirb.bsky.social
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
seeing my friend typing something to me on discord and then saying "yes [name]?" before they even send the message like i'm a villain swirling a glass of wine in front of a fireplace and know they're there before i even turn around
January 17, 2026 at 5:35 AM
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snapcube.gay
*youth pastor voice, pointing at the sky* the one true dev is ALWAYS in chat
January 17, 2026 at 7:50 PM
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aplante.com
hey do me a favour it’s basically christmas so go tell your friends you love em
aplante.com Alex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · Dec 6
hey do you want to show appreciation to your loved ones in discord dms or other places that use markdown, but struggle with earnest vulnerability? boy howdy, look no further!

(alternatively, if the meaningful message doesn’t matter, just take a sharpie to a letter and send it in the mail) #comic
2 panel comic titled “A Guide to Telling Your Friends How Much You Love Them” by Alex Plante 1. write a nice, vulnerable heartfelt message. struggle to hit "send" because society has dumb implied rules, and you are a COWARD. [drawing] message that reads: hey I just wanted to tell you that I am so glad we're friends! I'm a better person than I was before I met you, and knowing you has improved my life in every way. Thanks for always being there for me! Nothing makes me happier than dicking around and talking shit with you. I will always be there, fighting in your corner. Love you forever (or until I die) <3 2. strategically place spoiler tags. now it's funny, so you HAVE to send it, or go to jail for the crime of "not committing to the bit" haha get cherished, losers! [drawing] same message, but words have been redacted to make it read: “hey just wanted to tell you that I’m a better person than you in every way. Thanks for Nothing dick shit. I will fight you forever until I die.”
December 24, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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alamhigo.bsky.social
Today is the last day that you can repost this image
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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theabigailthorn.bsky.social
I had one breakup in 2024 and two in 2025 so if things continue at this rate by 2032 I’ll be experiencing over 1 breakup per day
December 31, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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mcpli.bsky.social
The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
December 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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snapcube.gay
this is my promise to you
January 1, 2026 at 6:26 AM
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tobyfox.undertale.com
guy who pronounces ".png" as "dot pinge"
January 2, 2026 at 12:23 AM
birdberbbirb.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtD2...

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a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor .
ALT: a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor .
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November 17, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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noodleawesome.bsky.social
I'm normal
September 22, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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tealst.bsky.social
Teto :-)
September 1, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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quitebrief.bsky.social
#bookreview 📚💙 📚🪐
Fan of:
- Sending a message
- 4D warfare
- Spy vs. Spy
Try
@maxgladstone.bsky.social & @amalelmohtar.com's
This Is How You Lose the Time War
bookshop.org/p/books/this...
Two time travelers looking to sabotage each other develop an unusual relationship through left messages.
Cover of Amal El-Mohtar and Max Gladstone's This Is how You Lose the Time War. On a blue background, a red cardinal touches feet with an upside down bluejay. Both birds are made of a blocky collage as if squares of the image were slightly displaced. Cover text reads Amal El-Mohtar This Is How "This book has it all" -Madeline Miller, author of Circe You Lose the Time War Max Gladstone
August 16, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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granitetide.bsky.social
we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light
90s computer desk with shelves for speakers, tower, printer, pull-out mouse and keyboard drawer etc
August 22, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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exceptionerroralex.bsky.social
the garf
June 30, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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themightynebby.bsky.social
in the creation. straight up "winging it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My dings
June 27, 2025 at 8:59 AM
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rtgame.bsky.social
IMPORTANT
rtgame.bsky.social RTGame 👑 @rtgame.bsky.social · Nov 13
Please understand that as more people join Bluesky, there are more people who do not know that they used to call me The Drift King back in college. Please help spread the word
June 11, 2025 at 10:05 AM
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longwayback.bsky.social
time for my new favorite tumblr post
A tumblr text post by user nitewrighter, set up as a dialogue. Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now? The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances. Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW. Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.
June 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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snapcube.gay
& this is me if u even care
June 14, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
March 14, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: Shen, cloaked in shadow due to the contrast from the light outside, is kicking a door in so violently that it flies off the hinges. Only his eyes are visible in the shadow. Panel 2: A person as sitting at a laptop, holding a gaming controller connected to it. They have messy hair and dark shadows under their eyes, and are wearing a sweatshirt and sweatpants. Around them are scattered energy drink containers, ramen rontainers, chip bags, and and napkins. There's also a floor mattress. This person is clearly a shut-in. Panel 3: Shen, still mostly cloaked in shadow, points forward at them with a severe expression on his face, saying "you thought you could escape pride month?" Panel 4: Confetti falls as the shut-in (still in sweatshirt/sweatpants), is paraded through the streets on a stage atop a colorful car, as crowds cheer on both sides. Above them are two drones hovering in the air carrying a banner. The banner has the pride flat on it and arrows pointing down at them.
June 6, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Shen with a demonic expression, eyes obscured in shadow except two pinpoints of light, veins bulging on face, lifting one open had towards the camera as if ready for combat. On the right there is a meter labeled "SILLINESS" and it is merely at 10-15%.
March 25, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
A picture of Lilith from Public U. Art Club wearing a sweater dress. Sparkles behind her. Text around her says stuff like "THRIVING", "CONFIDENT", "FUNNY (ON PURPOSE)", "LOVED", "SMART", "PRETTY EYES" "A CREDIT TO HER COMMUNITY", "GOOD AT ART", "KIND"
April 17, 2025 at 9:05 PM