da birchman
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that's actually crazy he's putting up this numbers definitely slept on
Cade Cunningham has just 27 points on 36 uses (10/30 from the field!!!) against the WIZARDS and people were earnestly claiming he was a top 10 NBA player just 2 days ago lmao
November 11, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Cade Cunningham has just 27 points on 36 uses (10/30 from the field!!!) against the WIZARDS and people were earnestly claiming he was a top 10 NBA player just 2 days ago lmao
Didn't get to watch Minnesota United live, so apologies for the delay. But, "From out of the picture, to painting it!" is a fucking bar
November 9, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Didn't get to watch Minnesota United live, so apologies for the delay. But, "From out of the picture, to painting it!" is a fucking bar
the combo of full-floor aurora green and the new "stage lighting" or whatever has resulted in genuinely the ugliest viewing experience on television history
November 8, 2025 at 2:03 AM
the combo of full-floor aurora green and the new "stage lighting" or whatever has resulted in genuinely the ugliest viewing experience on television history
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(seeing a bible chapter and verse sticker on a car window in traffic) oh cool. i'll be sure to go home and look that up. and then, believe in it
November 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
(seeing a bible chapter and verse sticker on a car window in traffic) oh cool. i'll be sure to go home and look that up. and then, believe in it
(missing the necessary context about the sandwich puns and thinking it's just about food in general) pasta la vista, baby
November 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
(missing the necessary context about the sandwich puns and thinking it's just about food in general) pasta la vista, baby
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The wealth disparity in Flavortown is so visceral that it demands to be witnessed. Luxury Guyscrapers right up against flavelas
November 6, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The wealth disparity in Flavortown is so visceral that it demands to be witnessed. Luxury Guyscrapers right up against flavelas
Julius Randle's wife walked by us in the airport and the TSA employee who was helping her was like, "is your husband coming?" and she responded "yeah, sorry. he just got held up by that NBA journalist or whatever." The TSA agent waited a beat and then said, "you mean Wally Szczerbiak?"
November 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Julius Randle's wife walked by us in the airport and the TSA employee who was helping her was like, "is your husband coming?" and she responded "yeah, sorry. he just got held up by that NBA journalist or whatever." The TSA agent waited a beat and then said, "you mean Wally Szczerbiak?"
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knicks have an offensive rebounding rate of 47.6 against the wolves—including a 42.9 oreb% when rudy gobert is in the game.
November 6, 2025 at 2:51 AM
knicks have an offensive rebounding rate of 47.6 against the wolves—including a 42.9 oreb% when rudy gobert is in the game.
Wolves + from 3, ++ from the FT line, -- in the game 😬👍
November 6, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Wolves + from 3, ++ from the FT line, -- in the game 😬👍
LIST OF CELEBRITIES I'VE SEEN IN NEW YORK (pre-MSG Edition):
- Sutton Stracke (airport)
- Gary Cole (Central Park)
- Lexie Hull (subway)
- Mark Tallman (David Justice in "Moneyball"; Nets-Wolves)
- Jane Krawkowski (on stage at Oh Mary!, but we were close)
- Carl Radke (his own cafe and bar)
- Sutton Stracke (airport)
- Gary Cole (Central Park)
- Lexie Hull (subway)
- Mark Tallman (David Justice in "Moneyball"; Nets-Wolves)
- Jane Krawkowski (on stage at Oh Mary!, but we were close)
- Carl Radke (his own cafe and bar)
November 5, 2025 at 7:42 PM
LIST OF CELEBRITIES I'VE SEEN IN NEW YORK (pre-MSG Edition):
- Sutton Stracke (airport)
- Gary Cole (Central Park)
- Lexie Hull (subway)
- Mark Tallman (David Justice in "Moneyball"; Nets-Wolves)
- Jane Krawkowski (on stage at Oh Mary!, but we were close)
- Carl Radke (his own cafe and bar)
- Sutton Stracke (airport)
- Gary Cole (Central Park)
- Lexie Hull (subway)
- Mark Tallman (David Justice in "Moneyball"; Nets-Wolves)
- Jane Krawkowski (on stage at Oh Mary!, but we were close)
- Carl Radke (his own cafe and bar)
coming to you live from Brooklyn where, as a Minnesotan, I was so proud to vote 7 times for Zohran Mamdani yesterday 🫡
November 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
coming to you live from Brooklyn where, as a Minnesotan, I was so proud to vote 7 times for Zohran Mamdani yesterday 🫡
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Our message to Andrew Cuomo was loud & clear in June.
It’s louder & clearer tonight.
It’s louder & clearer tonight.
November 5, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Our message to Andrew Cuomo was loud & clear in June.
It’s louder & clearer tonight.
It’s louder & clearer tonight.
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the Zohran campaign goes to show how much your local DSA chapter can accomplish if they stop watching wrestling
November 4, 2025 at 8:35 PM
the Zohran campaign goes to show how much your local DSA chapter can accomplish if they stop watching wrestling
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Brad Lander is at the victory party and, folks, he has the custom one-of-one “GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE” shirt.
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Brad Lander is at the victory party and, folks, he has the custom one-of-one “GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE” shirt.
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I knew that Mamdani had it; he had the people and did the work, and has been the clearest and most lucid in rejecting the untenable current state of things. But the vile, bigoted shit against him was so constant, and I am conditioned to that working better than I want. This feels like an exorcism.
November 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I knew that Mamdani had it; he had the people and did the work, and has been the clearest and most lucid in rejecting the untenable current state of things. But the vile, bigoted shit against him was so constant, and I am conditioned to that working better than I want. This feels like an exorcism.
Brooklyn Nets may be the worst collection of NBA "talent" I've ever seen. Who are these guys
November 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Brooklyn Nets may be the worst collection of NBA "talent" I've ever seen. Who are these guys
been in my NYC hotel for about 20 minutes and have already seen two Zohran attack ads lol
November 2, 2025 at 11:43 PM
been in my NYC hotel for about 20 minutes and have already seen two Zohran attack ads lol
born to voice a Morrowind character
Thank you, Tony
November 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
born to voice a Morrowind character
JJ McCarthy just threw a 119 mph fade for a touchdown lmao
November 2, 2025 at 6:16 PM
JJ McCarthy just threw a 119 mph fade for a touchdown lmao
shrimp alert in game 7 of da world series lol
November 2, 2025 at 3:36 AM
shrimp alert in game 7 of da world series lol
could you imagine if vladdy hit a walk off here
November 2, 2025 at 3:20 AM
could you imagine if vladdy hit a walk off here
Warriors were -13 with Draymond Green ON the floor, +8 with him OFF 🤔
Full strength Warriors losing to the zombie Warriors led by a two-way player?
I see other "contenders" are eligible for duds too... 🧐
I see other "contenders" are eligible for duds too... 🧐
November 2, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Warriors were -13 with Draymond Green ON the floor, +8 with him OFF 🤔
nobody cares because it's Michigan State, but they got absolutely jobbed today
November 1, 2025 at 11:01 PM
nobody cares because it's Michigan State, but they got absolutely jobbed today