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that's actually crazy he's putting up this numbers definitely slept on
Julius Randle's wife walked by us in the airport and the TSA employee who was helping her was like, "is your husband coming?" and she responded "yeah, sorry. he just got held up by that NBA journalist or whatever." The TSA agent waited a beat and then said, "you mean Wally Szczerbiak?"
November 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Julius Randle's wife walked by us in the airport and the TSA employee who was helping her was like, "is your husband coming?" and she responded "yeah, sorry. he just got held up by that NBA journalist or whatever." The TSA agent waited a beat and then said, "you mean Wally Szczerbiak?"
coming to you live from Brooklyn where, as a Minnesotan, I was so proud to vote 7 times for Zohran Mamdani yesterday 🫡
November 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
coming to you live from Brooklyn where, as a Minnesotan, I was so proud to vote 7 times for Zohran Mamdani yesterday 🫡
"i'm showing my pussy hair, on account of Uvalde"
October 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
"i'm showing my pussy hair, on account of Uvalde"
Now a look at the players in the *DPM Top 100* that were not ranked by ESPN (for the purposes of calculating the difference in rank, I'm assuming any unranked ESPN player is 101)
October 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Now a look at the players in the *DPM Top 100* that were not ranked by ESPN (for the purposes of calculating the difference in rank, I'm assuming any unranked ESPN player is 101)
As they do every year, ESPN recently released their Top 100 NBA players ranking. As I do, uh, *some* years, I've compared those results to each player's respective rankings in DPM -- the best publicly available all-in-one -- to see how they stack up. The results may (?) surprise you
October 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM
As they do every year, ESPN recently released their Top 100 NBA players ranking. As I do, uh, *some* years, I've compared those results to each player's respective rankings in DPM -- the best publicly available all-in-one -- to see how they stack up. The results may (?) surprise you
skate. fun as hell when U ain't got a bitch in ya ear telling you it's nasty
October 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
skate. fun as hell when U ain't got a bitch in ya ear telling you it's nasty
they're saying JJ McCarthy is not a guy
September 15, 2025 at 2:59 AM
they're saying JJ McCarthy is not a guy
NBA Store dot com said "hey! wanna look really fuckin stupid? check this shit out"
August 6, 2025 at 9:02 PM
NBA Store dot com said "hey! wanna look really fuckin stupid? check this shit out"
this graf is from an opinion piece about how the WNBA is too mean to Caitlin Clark. yes, it *is* in fact written by some bloated bozo who use to work in the Trump administration
August 4, 2025 at 1:52 PM
this graf is from an opinion piece about how the WNBA is too mean to Caitlin Clark. yes, it *is* in fact written by some bloated bozo who use to work in the Trump administration
bad news gang: your water park passwords are all over the dark web :(
July 15, 2025 at 11:08 PM
bad news gang: your water park passwords are all over the dark web :(
this hit me like a ton of bricks
July 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
this hit me like a ton of bricks
was Just Curious but I'm kinda shocked by how similar these lines are
June 29, 2025 at 7:49 PM
was Just Curious but I'm kinda shocked by how similar these lines are
my dog is on 24/7 bed rest for the next two weeks after a big surgery earlier this week. if you listen closely you can hear vicki gunvalson and shannon beador arguing in the background
June 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
my dog is on 24/7 bed rest for the next two weeks after a big surgery earlier this week. if you listen closely you can hear vicki gunvalson and shannon beador arguing in the background
NorthernLion finally gives the people what they want (Timberwolves talk)
May 13, 2025 at 8:09 PM
NorthernLion finally gives the people what they want (Timberwolves talk)
Timberwolves winning the 2025 title largely because they made their panic move in the preseason instead of waiting until moments before the playoffs start
April 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Timberwolves winning the 2025 title largely because they made their panic move in the preseason instead of waiting until moments before the playoffs start
hmm i'm starting to think this guy isn't the Political Genious he thinks he is
March 26, 2025 at 2:24 PM
hmm i'm starting to think this guy isn't the Political Genious he thinks he is
Made fast friends with Billy Sushi and I'm pretty sure I made Josh Minott laugh at one point
March 17, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Made fast friends with Billy Sushi and I'm pretty sure I made Josh Minott laugh at one point
Tickets were real lol
March 16, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Tickets were real lol