HTTP_Lovecraft
@biglovecraft.bsky.social
Alternate universe version of Lovecraft who wasn't a POS and who is also a spry 135 years old (I still hate the Welsh, though).
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ADAM: oh look the McRib is back
EVE: stop calling me that
EVE: stop calling me that
November 18, 2023 at 3:39 PM
ADAM: oh look the McRib is back
EVE: stop calling me that
EVE: stop calling me that
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metroidbrainia is when you get sucked off so hard that the galaxy is at peace
November 13, 2025 at 2:20 PM
metroidbrainia is when you get sucked off so hard that the galaxy is at peace
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My review of Jeffrey Epstein: 👎
November 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
My review of Jeffrey Epstein: 👎
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Aurora Borealis might be visible from my kitchen tonight, which, without getting into details, is a huge relief for this luncheon I'm planning with my boss
November 11, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Aurora Borealis might be visible from my kitchen tonight, which, without getting into details, is a huge relief for this luncheon I'm planning with my boss
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"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
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My trailer for a nostalgia-drenched, unfunny family-focused Austin Powers reboot, ala Ghostbusters: faint orchestral rendition of that bossa nova song. A kid wearing the glasses discovering a dusty Swedish penis pump in an attic. Liz Hurley in old lady makeup saying "Your grandpa..was very horny.."
November 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
My trailer for a nostalgia-drenched, unfunny family-focused Austin Powers reboot, ala Ghostbusters: faint orchestral rendition of that bossa nova song. A kid wearing the glasses discovering a dusty Swedish penis pump in an attic. Liz Hurley in old lady makeup saying "Your grandpa..was very horny.."
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Obama in The Simpsons universe: My yellow Americans
November 11, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Obama in The Simpsons universe: My yellow Americans
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“Darth Vader” was an amalgamation of various Imperial Era generals and cyborgs that were combined in histories written centuries after the fact
November 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
“Darth Vader” was an amalgamation of various Imperial Era generals and cyborgs that were combined in histories written centuries after the fact
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November 11, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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Yeah I looked upon Cthulhu's dread visage and I was fine. Big octopus on a man's body. Not exactly "difficult to comprehend." Maybe you guys should go outside more idk
November 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Yeah I looked upon Cthulhu's dread visage and I was fine. Big octopus on a man's body. Not exactly "difficult to comprehend." Maybe you guys should go outside more idk
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They call her Laura Loomer because of the way she stands over your bed while you're asleep.
November 8, 2025 at 5:28 AM
They call her Laura Loomer because of the way she stands over your bed while you're asleep.
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I drew this because someone in a Server said "Absolute Albert"
November 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I drew this because someone in a Server said "Absolute Albert"
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Look I get publishing a broad spectrum of opinions but I already fed them this morning
November 6, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Look I get publishing a broad spectrum of opinions but I already fed them this morning
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This is what they took from you
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This is what they took from you
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twelve hungry men
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 7:31 PM
twelve hungry men
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No Noise November. everybody shut up
November 5, 2025 at 1:05 AM
No Noise November. everybody shut up
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This map is highly misleading. In the American electoral system, votes don't influence policy.
November 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
This map is highly misleading. In the American electoral system, votes don't influence policy.
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gonna infect you with this
October 31, 2025 at 9:29 PM
gonna infect you with this
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if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam