Big Fat Bartolo's Colon
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Not really Bartolo Colon
new poll finds 29% of Americans are pro-murder
Only 29% of Americans support using the U.S. military to kill suspected drug traffickers without a judge or court being involved, a rebuke of President Donald Trump's strikes in the Caribbean and eastern Pacific Ocean, a Reuters/Ipsos poll found.
www.reuters.com/world/us/jus...
www.reuters.com/world/us/jus...
November 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
new poll finds 29% of Americans are pro-murder
The Simpsons - Just Don't Look
YouTube video by AreaEightyNine
youtu.be
November 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Priests being arrested
November 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Priests being arrested
After Doug Jones beat Roy Moore in the AL Senate race by getting 99% of the vote of Black women, I believe we need to try limiting the franchise to only Black women for a decade just to see if it helps
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 1:09 PM
After Doug Jones beat Roy Moore in the AL Senate race by getting 99% of the vote of Black women, I believe we need to try limiting the franchise to only Black women for a decade just to see if it helps
Anyone who is worried about future generations growing up in a world full of AI slop and creeping fascism, please take heart: my 9 yo asked me if I know how to spell I CUP this morning.
November 14, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Anyone who is worried about future generations growing up in a world full of AI slop and creeping fascism, please take heart: my 9 yo asked me if I know how to spell I CUP this morning.
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(living in a country where the most successful people are obscenely rich and shameless perverts and psychopaths) Time to teach my children to be honest and study hard in school
December 26, 2024 at 8:45 PM
(living in a country where the most successful people are obscenely rich and shameless perverts and psychopaths) Time to teach my children to be honest and study hard in school
We need to get @moiradonegan.bsky.social some red robes so she can be Grand Inquisitor
in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority
November 13, 2025 at 12:30 PM
We need to get @moiradonegan.bsky.social some red robes so she can be Grand Inquisitor
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jesus lmao. murder on live television
November 13, 2025 at 4:27 AM
jesus lmao. murder on live television
"Our emails have evidence the GOP nominee is a pedophile, so imagine the dirt that must be in Hilary's emails!"
-New York Times, 2016
-New York Times, 2016
November 13, 2025 at 4:07 AM
"Our emails have evidence the GOP nominee is a pedophile, so imagine the dirt that must be in Hilary's emails!"
-New York Times, 2016
-New York Times, 2016
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It is the perfect time for America to reach its Final Form, online sports books taking bets on how many people the rapist Leader will murder this week
November 12, 2025 at 3:53 PM
It is the perfect time for America to reach its Final Form, online sports books taking bets on how many people the rapist Leader will murder this week
pictured: Mary Shelley' husbands
November 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
pictured: Mary Shelley' husbands
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reposting this for Remembrance Day
November 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
reposting this for Remembrance Day
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Hi writers! I’m looking to assign a couple of features for Slate before the end of the year. If you have anything in mind that you think would be a fit please send me a pitch! Jenée.Desmond- [email protected] or dm me.
RTs are appreciated so this can reach more people. Thanks!
RTs are appreciated so this can reach more people. Thanks!
November 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Hi writers! I’m looking to assign a couple of features for Slate before the end of the year. If you have anything in mind that you think would be a fit please send me a pitch! Jenée.Desmond- [email protected] or dm me.
RTs are appreciated so this can reach more people. Thanks!
RTs are appreciated so this can reach more people. Thanks!
if this was behind a $100 paywall it would be worth it, so consider yourself lucky it isn't and that you can subscribe to Defector for the criminally low price of $8/month
A fine day to remember Jim Harbaugh's unique relationship with "The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald" and the remarkable interpretive work that his and other football brains have done on this important text. (This is a gift link; I believe this news must be shared widely.) defector.com/the-edmund-f...
The Edmund Fitzgerald Is Inspiring Jim Harbaugh And Michigan Football To Achieve "Lake Mindset" | Defector
The popular culture of the 1970s is almost impossible to parse in retrospect. The people making the movies and music and television of the era were horny and ambitious and earnest, they were ingesting...
defector.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
if this was behind a $100 paywall it would be worth it, so consider yourself lucky it isn't and that you can subscribe to Defector for the criminally low price of $8/month
hey @pwcdanica.bsky.social primary Warner, queen?
November 10, 2025 at 5:43 PM
hey @pwcdanica.bsky.social primary Warner, queen?
hey any fellow Virginians, what do we know about this guy? he is primarying Mark Warner, if you know of someone who would be better than please encourage them to run too
www.jasonreynoldsforsenate.com
www.jasonreynoldsforsenate.com
Jason Reynolds for Senate
www.jasonreynoldsforsenate.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
hey any fellow Virginians, what do we know about this guy? he is primarying Mark Warner, if you know of someone who would be better than please encourage them to run too
www.jasonreynoldsforsenate.com
www.jasonreynoldsforsenate.com
I think the admin wants to make the 2026 elections not free and fair by deploying secret police to blue areas of swing districts. voting is likely to be riskier than it has been in ~60 years. and in that case, it is unconscionable to ask ppl to take on that risk to vote for these Dems
November 10, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I think the admin wants to make the 2026 elections not free and fair by deploying secret police to blue areas of swing districts. voting is likely to be riskier than it has been in ~60 years. and in that case, it is unconscionable to ask ppl to take on that risk to vote for these Dems
evergreen about every topic
Some of you are too annoying to be allowed to post
November 10, 2025 at 3:38 AM
evergreen about every topic
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I spent a solid 10 minutes today wondering if naming the stadium after Trump would be more embarrassing than changing the team name back to the racial slur and my conclusion is that im an idiot to be a fan of this team
November 9, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I spent a solid 10 minutes today wondering if naming the stadium after Trump would be more embarrassing than changing the team name back to the racial slur and my conclusion is that im an idiot to be a fan of this team
can this kid single-handedly redeem the fedora?
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 2:05 PM
can this kid single-handedly redeem the fedora?
why does Gen z love pizza so much?
November 9, 2025 at 3:55 AM
why does Gen z love pizza so much?
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new @fangraphs.com: with all due respect to Donnie Baseball and his long battle over sideburns, I'm a bit weary of seeing him on Hall of Fame ballots. The numbers just aren't there.
2026 Contemporary Baseball Era Committee Candidate: Don Mattingly blogs.fangraphs.com/2026-contemp...
2026 Contemporary Baseball Era Committee Candidate: Don Mattingly
For as iconic as “Donnie Baseball” was, his injury-shortened career left him with numbers far short of Hall of Fame-caliber.
blogs.fangraphs.com
November 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
new @fangraphs.com: with all due respect to Donnie Baseball and his long battle over sideburns, I'm a bit weary of seeing him on Hall of Fame ballots. The numbers just aren't there.
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#TakeBackCreatine from the Right-wing
November 7, 2025 at 6:27 PM
#TakeBackCreatine from the Right-wing
rooting for the group that picked their name as a way of supporting @katmabu.bsky.social
November 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
rooting for the group that picked their name as a way of supporting @katmabu.bsky.social
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This is related to the Everyone's 12 Theory, I think. One of the biggest changes in my perspective as I've matured (gotten old) is that I used to feel that death was the worst part of life and now I actually think it is the best part of life. The fact that you will die gives every moment meaning
November 7, 2025 at 3:30 PM
This is related to the Everyone's 12 Theory, I think. One of the biggest changes in my perspective as I've matured (gotten old) is that I used to feel that death was the worst part of life and now I actually think it is the best part of life. The fact that you will die gives every moment meaning