Big Fat Bartolo's Colon
@bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social
Not really Bartolo Colon
hard 2 gotv when ur supporters are cumming so hard
November 17, 2025 at 7:44 PM
hard 2 gotv when ur supporters are cumming so hard
well then how am I supposed to burn down my house, smart guy?
November 17, 2025 at 7:05 PM
well then how am I supposed to burn down my house, smart guy?
truly braver than the troops 🫡
November 17, 2025 at 6:53 PM
truly braver than the troops 🫡
u r always the #1 Amy Brown on Bsky (derogatory)
November 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
u r always the #1 Amy Brown on Bsky (derogatory)
It is a moral imperative that you steal the copy you read
November 17, 2025 at 2:23 PM
It is a moral imperative that you steal the copy you read
is the lion in this situation Ben Johnson?
November 17, 2025 at 12:14 PM
is the lion in this situation Ben Johnson?
everyone must be so happy with the play of Caleb, then
November 17, 2025 at 12:08 PM
everyone must be so happy with the play of Caleb, then
this is the type of Big Tent rhetoric I can support
November 17, 2025 at 3:28 AM
this is the type of Big Tent rhetoric I can support
He loved the Indian reservations too iirc
November 17, 2025 at 2:35 AM
He loved the Indian reservations too iirc
dress code pretty lax at planet fitness
November 16, 2025 at 9:21 PM
dress code pretty lax at planet fitness
one guy who definitely doesn't remember the Biden administration is Joe Biden
November 15, 2025 at 4:03 AM
one guy who definitely doesn't remember the Biden administration is Joe Biden
I never even considered that as a possibility
November 15, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I never even considered that as a possibility
There are 2 AIs: one always lies, and the other thinks strawberry has 2 r's
November 15, 2025 at 12:45 AM
There are 2 AIs: one always lies, and the other thinks strawberry has 2 r's
I'll start working on my "people taking GLP-1s for vanity reasons are murdering more covid patients than Andrew Cuomo" piece right now!
November 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I'll start working on my "people taking GLP-1s for vanity reasons are murdering more covid patients than Andrew Cuomo" piece right now!
I suggest a Friday pm nap
November 14, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I suggest a Friday pm nap
shouldn't have made ur cell password 'louvre'
November 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
shouldn't have made ur cell password 'louvre'
congrats on never reading the TCW profile of EmRat
November 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
congrats on never reading the TCW profile of EmRat
🎵never gonna give you up🎵
-Robert E Lee singing about slavery
-Robert E Lee singing about slavery
November 14, 2025 at 5:36 PM
🎵never gonna give you up🎵
-Robert E Lee singing about slavery
-Robert E Lee singing about slavery
rick burns also a good alternate name for rickrolling
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
rick burns also a good alternate name for rickrolling