Justin Edwards
@bigedwards.bsky.social
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When I arrive at the party
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
When I arrive at the party
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Seems like the appropriate time for this - a compendium of arcane Glaswegian slang from Roddy McMillan's 1974 Play for Today, The Bevellers.
November 18, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Seems like the appropriate time for this - a compendium of arcane Glaswegian slang from Roddy McMillan's 1974 Play for Today, The Bevellers.
November 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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The Cocteau Twins weren't real twins. But they DID have cocks for toes
November 14, 2025 at 11:10 AM
The Cocteau Twins weren't real twins. But they DID have cocks for toes
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Me and Kenny sell shampoo door-to-door because we're
(wait for it)
Jojoba's Witnesses
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Jojoba's Witnesses
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Me and Kenny sell shampoo door-to-door because we're
(wait for it)
Jojoba's Witnesses
(wait for it)
Jojoba's Witnesses
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
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Can I recommend R&B Cluedo for Xmas? Just won my first game. It was Colonel Abrams in the hot tub with a sequinned glove
November 13, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Can I recommend R&B Cluedo for Xmas? Just won my first game. It was Colonel Abrams in the hot tub with a sequinned glove
November 12, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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can never tell with this pope if he's layered up or just absolutely hench
November 8, 2025 at 4:14 PM
can never tell with this pope if he's layered up or just absolutely hench
November 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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🎬 The arts aren’t a luxury - they’re an export.
At #Lab25, @aiannucci.bsky.social reminds us that the UK’s Creative Industries make up 6% of our economy and 7% of our workforce - the GDP equivalent of oil + car industries combined.
🎥 Watch more clips from the Creative UK Pavilion hubs.ly/Q03QVhV90
At #Lab25, @aiannucci.bsky.social reminds us that the UK’s Creative Industries make up 6% of our economy and 7% of our workforce - the GDP equivalent of oil + car industries combined.
🎥 Watch more clips from the Creative UK Pavilion hubs.ly/Q03QVhV90
November 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
🎬 The arts aren’t a luxury - they’re an export.
At #Lab25, @aiannucci.bsky.social reminds us that the UK’s Creative Industries make up 6% of our economy and 7% of our workforce - the GDP equivalent of oil + car industries combined.
🎥 Watch more clips from the Creative UK Pavilion hubs.ly/Q03QVhV90
At #Lab25, @aiannucci.bsky.social reminds us that the UK’s Creative Industries make up 6% of our economy and 7% of our workforce - the GDP equivalent of oil + car industries combined.
🎥 Watch more clips from the Creative UK Pavilion hubs.ly/Q03QVhV90
November 5, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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I barely get a mention in my wife's new autobiography, which says a lot more about her than it does about me.
November 4, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I barely get a mention in my wife's new autobiography, which says a lot more about her than it does about me.
November 3, 2025 at 8:29 PM
November 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
November 1, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Might start referring to my TV work as “delicate cameos” from now on.
November 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Might start referring to my TV work as “delicate cameos” from now on.
This is brilliant.
October 31, 2025 at 11:51 PM
This is brilliant.
October 31, 2025 at 10:22 PM
October 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
October 27, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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October 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
October 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Brilliant.
My short film DADDY SUPERIOR is now on Youtube!
Featuring:
@mikewozniak.bsky.social
@chriscantrill.bsky.social
@sammytdobson.bsky.social
@amygledhill.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY2x...
Featuring:
@mikewozniak.bsky.social
@chriscantrill.bsky.social
@sammytdobson.bsky.social
@amygledhill.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY2x...
Daddy Superior - Short Film
YouTube video by Benjamin Partridge
www.youtube.com
October 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Brilliant.