Big Blond Beast
@bigblondbeast.bsky.social
Motorcycles, Dogs, Fantasy, and Randomness
Just another polyamorous, childless, geriatric Millennial on the internet
🌲Pacific NW🌲
Just another polyamorous, childless, geriatric Millennial on the internet
🌲Pacific NW🌲
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild
Elk
Bear
Coyote
Antelope
Badger
Elk
Bear
Coyote
Antelope
Badger
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild
Deer 🦌
Swan 🦢
Turkey 🦃
Coyote 🐕
Moose 🫎
Deer 🦌
Swan 🦢
Turkey 🦃
Coyote 🐕
Moose 🫎
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild
Periodical cicada
Banana slug
Groundhog
Blue heron
Black vulture
Periodical cicada
Banana slug
Groundhog
Blue heron
Black vulture
November 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild
Elk
Bear
Coyote
Antelope
Badger
Elk
Bear
Coyote
Antelope
Badger
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TIL coyotes have dick bones
(For formal events, the hat includes a hatband made of wire and coyote baculum by the amazing @lionesselise.bsky.social but it’s surprisingly heavy.)
October 1, 2025 at 7:30 PM
TIL coyotes have dick bones
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As someone who was ACCUSED of assaulting a fed (I absolutely did not do any such thing), and whose charges were dismissed WITH PREJUDICE, I join in on the LOL.
“if you so much as touch one of our federal officers you will go to prison” not really borne out by the DC or LA prosecution records there, slugger
Bondi: "Under President Trump's leadership, there is ZERO TOLERANCE for political violence and domestic terrorism. I am deploying federal agents to ICE facilities around the country. If you so much as touch one of our federal officers, you will go to prison."
September 27, 2025 at 10:15 PM
As someone who was ACCUSED of assaulting a fed (I absolutely did not do any such thing), and whose charges were dismissed WITH PREJUDICE, I join in on the LOL.
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The only good thing the BMI chart is for, quite frankly, is making it so a lot of us are qualified for the vaccine because Fat™️
How are under-65s getting COVID boosters? I want one!
September 19, 2025 at 12:37 AM
The only good thing the BMI chart is for, quite frankly, is making it so a lot of us are qualified for the vaccine because Fat™️
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I have a bottle of sparkling wine to pop when it happens
September 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I have a bottle of sparkling wine to pop when it happens
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i think the queers love kpdh so much because it's got all the ingredients for success. banger tunes. girls with weapons. hot demons. flame daddy. a heartfelt plot about overcoming societal shame about who you are and embracing yourself fully. sick ass tattoos. bobby.
September 7, 2025 at 5:22 AM
i think the queers love kpdh so much because it's got all the ingredients for success. banger tunes. girls with weapons. hot demons. flame daddy. a heartfelt plot about overcoming societal shame about who you are and embracing yourself fully. sick ass tattoos. bobby.
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any body want to help me plan sneaking around and raising all the flags back up to full mast
August 30, 2025 at 6:25 AM
any body want to help me plan sneaking around and raising all the flags back up to full mast
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Every time I see a screenshot from some new shitshow on Twitter, I’m thankful I locked my accounts there and logged out nearly two years ago. No amount of followers is worth wading back into that cesspool of human depravity.
August 6, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Every time I see a screenshot from some new shitshow on Twitter, I’m thankful I locked my accounts there and logged out nearly two years ago. No amount of followers is worth wading back into that cesspool of human depravity.
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Took a few days off work to do some minor bathroom renovation. My inner perfectionist is seeing all the flaws, but overall I'm pleased with how it's coming together.
July 13, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Took a few days off work to do some minor bathroom renovation. My inner perfectionist is seeing all the flaws, but overall I'm pleased with how it's coming together.
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When you really think about it, couples sending TikToks to each other is the digital equivalent of cloud watching together.
That is, if you had to sift through racist and fascist clouds to find the ones you like.
“Honey, look at that cute cloud! Right next to the eugenics one.”
That is, if you had to sift through racist and fascist clouds to find the ones you like.
“Honey, look at that cute cloud! Right next to the eugenics one.”
July 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
When you really think about it, couples sending TikToks to each other is the digital equivalent of cloud watching together.
That is, if you had to sift through racist and fascist clouds to find the ones you like.
“Honey, look at that cute cloud! Right next to the eugenics one.”
That is, if you had to sift through racist and fascist clouds to find the ones you like.
“Honey, look at that cute cloud! Right next to the eugenics one.”
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“You’re just trying to be quirky” am I? Okay? And you’re just scrolling on social media for hours every day and criticising people you don’t know to help alleviate your feelings of insecurity because your life is devoid of whimsy and imagination and joy?
July 11, 2025 at 8:57 PM
“You’re just trying to be quirky” am I? Okay? And you’re just scrolling on social media for hours every day and criticising people you don’t know to help alleviate your feelings of insecurity because your life is devoid of whimsy and imagination and joy?
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After passing a bill to add $4 trillion to the national debt, Republicans can never call themselves “deficit hawks” again.
July 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
After passing a bill to add $4 trillion to the national debt, Republicans can never call themselves “deficit hawks” again.
A longtime friend of mine (30+ years) recently posted this on FB. Personally, I wish I could go to Scotland or Norway and be like, "Look, clearly my ancestors made a mistake. Can I just live here from now on?" Sadly, not that simple.
July 3, 2025 at 11:30 PM
A longtime friend of mine (30+ years) recently posted this on FB. Personally, I wish I could go to Scotland or Norway and be like, "Look, clearly my ancestors made a mistake. Can I just live here from now on?" Sadly, not that simple.
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He is setting it on fire…. 🔥
June 13, 2025 at 12:55 AM
He is setting it on fire…. 🔥
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Market for the Strange is having our first ever night market on July 5th: Hot Ghoul Summer. 5-10PM at The Grand, 18+ only.
June 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Market for the Strange is having our first ever night market on July 5th: Hot Ghoul Summer. 5-10PM at The Grand, 18+ only.
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Hey babes! I'm having what is probably my BIGGEST sale of the year so far this weekend, starting NOW! No codes needed! I won't be vending in person anywhere this year so this is your best shot to get the best deal AND help me clear some space and pay some bills!
Shop now at fathomfortuna.com
Shop now at fathomfortuna.com
June 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Hey babes! I'm having what is probably my BIGGEST sale of the year so far this weekend, starting NOW! No codes needed! I won't be vending in person anywhere this year so this is your best shot to get the best deal AND help me clear some space and pay some bills!
Shop now at fathomfortuna.com
Shop now at fathomfortuna.com
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Republicans are trying to sell off your public lands in their budget bill to pay for their tax cuts for billionaires and corporations.
June 20, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Republicans are trying to sell off your public lands in their budget bill to pay for their tax cuts for billionaires and corporations.
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All these stickers (and more!) are buy 4 get 1 free in the shop! No code needed.
Free untracked US shipping is available for orders of ONLY stickers!*
Https://fathomfortuna.com
*excludes bumper stickers
Free untracked US shipping is available for orders of ONLY stickers!*
Https://fathomfortuna.com
*excludes bumper stickers
June 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
All these stickers (and more!) are buy 4 get 1 free in the shop! No code needed.
Free untracked US shipping is available for orders of ONLY stickers!*
Https://fathomfortuna.com
*excludes bumper stickers
Free untracked US shipping is available for orders of ONLY stickers!*
Https://fathomfortuna.com
*excludes bumper stickers
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another gay sport bumper sticker! super special shoutout to the nhl for trying to ban pride stick tape a couple years ago and immediately backtracking when a player called their bluff on opening night! hockey is for everyone!!
June 13, 2025 at 7:33 PM
another gay sport bumper sticker! super special shoutout to the nhl for trying to ban pride stick tape a couple years ago and immediately backtracking when a player called their bluff on opening night! hockey is for everyone!!
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Marine veterans are speaking out against the troop deployment in Los Angeles. Across the country, they’re taking down their American flags that have flown in front of their homes for years. Remember, we have friends everywhere.
June 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Marine veterans are speaking out against the troop deployment in Los Angeles. Across the country, they’re taking down their American flags that have flown in front of their homes for years. Remember, we have friends everywhere.
Showed up to a local Pride event just in time to see the local "Christian" bigots with their picket signs and microphone. It's pretty bad when my own voice can project better than their electronic amplification. My shout of "Every accusation is an admission of guilt!" seemed to be a crowd favorite 😆
June 8, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Showed up to a local Pride event just in time to see the local "Christian" bigots with their picket signs and microphone. It's pretty bad when my own voice can project better than their electronic amplification. My shout of "Every accusation is an admission of guilt!" seemed to be a crowd favorite 😆
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Oh hey I know some people wanted the Vox corporate Pride shirt as it's own shirt so I popped it up onto my RB in some shirt styles, and RB is having a huge sale right now it looks like!
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"Trust Us Pride" Classic T-Shirt for Sale by violenceandlace
I love fake corporate pride merch! • Millions of unique designs by independent artists. Find your thing.
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May 27, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Oh hey I know some people wanted the Vox corporate Pride shirt as it's own shirt so I popped it up onto my RB in some shirt styles, and RB is having a huge sale right now it looks like!
www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Tr...
www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Tr...
Every day I hear about something said by a Republican that makes me increasingly embarrassed to share a nationality with them.
May 27, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Every day I hear about something said by a Republican that makes me increasingly embarrassed to share a nationality with them.