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Alice Winterhold @alicewinterhold.bsky.social · 1d

Sometimes reality is strange. I went into the toy shop with Techboy to peruse the dolls and found another lady there with a baby voice wearing headphones and getting excited about dolls

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Alice Winterhold @alicewinterhold.bsky.social · 5d

I made apple pie today. I’m sticky now

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Alice Winterhold @alicewinterhold.bsky.social · 12d

Here I am on the stairs. Techboy is baking pumpkin pie so the house smells very good

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Alice Winterhold @alicewinterhold.bsky.social · 14d

I remember when things were better and we made songs about boys who liked corn

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Alice Winterhold @alicewinterhold.bsky.social · 25d

Isn’t it so great that we live in a world where we can have other little creatures living with us

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Alice Winterhold @alicewinterhold.bsky.social · 26d

It would be pretty funky and fly if everything everywhere could stop being quite so terrible

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Alice Winterhold @alicewinterhold.bsky.social · Sep 11

I just want to look at cute videos of happy cats

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Alice Winterhold @alicewinterhold.bsky.social · Sep 10

Do you think food would be more or less enjoyable if it moaned in ecstasy with every bite?

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Alice Winterhold @alicewinterhold.bsky.social · Sep 8

Always fascinated by people flexing their lack of empathy as if it somehow admirable and not both embarrassing and yucky

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Alice Winterhold @alicewinterhold.bsky.social · Sep 6

It’s time like this I like to think about deep sea hatchetfish. I bet they don’t know they’re called deep sea hatchetfish. They probably don’t even know what a labubu is

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Alice Winterhold @alicewinterhold.bsky.social · Sep 6

What if a small group of people with unimaginable amounts of wealth and a clear motivation to hoard more of it also controlled all of the media and channels that humans rely on to understand our world? And the majority of platforms that we use to communicate with eachother? Nothing could go wrong

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Alice Winterhold @alicewinterhold.bsky.social · Sep 1

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Alice Winterhold @alicewinterhold.bsky.social · Aug 29

Womanhood is so exhausting
8pm: crying
9pm: furious dancing to Chaka Khan’s 1983 hit ‘Ain’t Nobody’
9:30pm: crying

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Alice Winterhold @alicewinterhold.bsky.social · Aug 26

The glue wants you to reach into their glueussy and take their children

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Alice Winterhold @alicewinterhold.bsky.social · Aug 19

I’d love to! :)

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Alice Winterhold @alicewinterhold.bsky.social · Aug 19

Scammers are feeding my videos into AI generators and it’s a very weirdly dystopian and violating thing to have an AI stealing your voice especially for such nefarious purposes. Be warned this video is disturbing in a nightmarish and uncanny way

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Alice Winterhold @alicewinterhold.bsky.social · Aug 18

Listen just because I’m squeaky and awkward doesn’t mean I’m not smarter than you and also better at video games and wood working and satisfying women

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Alice Winterhold @alicewinterhold.bsky.social · Aug 17

Love when men waggle their tongues at me in public. I am instantly overcome with lust, the pavement erupts with rose petals, a sudden cool breeze twirls in and lifts me from the ground while a pair of doves remove my underwear. The pinnacle of romance

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Alice Winterhold @alicewinterhold.bsky.social · Aug 15

:3

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Alice Winterhold @alicewinterhold.bsky.social · Aug 14

Starting new antipsychotics is always fun because you might expect to get less psychotic but also you might find yourself breaking your no contact rule with your deceased mother

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Alice Winterhold @alicewinterhold.bsky.social · Aug 9

Oh no I have done it again

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Alice Winterhold @alicewinterhold.bsky.social · Aug 6

I’d press my ear to the floorboards and listen to the screaming. And the worst part was I couldn’t tell if my heart was racing in fear or dancing in excitement. after a while, you grow nerves in the chaos. It wraps around your spine and teaches your body to call it home

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Alice Winterhold @alicewinterhold.bsky.social · Aug 3

I like to watch the pigeons do their little mating ritual on the roof opposite my house. I have never, in all of my years of pigeon witnessing, seen a female pigeon be impressed by the male’s silly little blobby dance. They’re so real for that

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Alice Winterhold @alicewinterhold.bsky.social · Aug 2

Killing Elmo is definitely what the good guys would do, right guys?

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Alice Winterhold @alicewinterhold.bsky.social · Jul 31

I love when babies laugh for the first time because they look just a little bit scared and unsure about what’s happening to them and these days that’s how I feel when genuine laughs take over me too

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