Brian Behrend
@bhrnd.fun
Texas ex. UX and mobile product guy. Sports and tech dork. Proud dad.
Less than a month until it’s baseball season!!
Braves pitchers and catchers will have first workout on February 10 www.batterypower.com/atlanta-brav...
Braves pitchers and catchers will have first workout on February 10
It’s time to start circling some dates on next month’s calendar!
www.batterypower.com
January 14, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Less than a month until it’s baseball season!!
Haven’t been playing enough to get good at it but I finally got a perfect Cinematrix score today thanks to it being a Christopher Nolan, Spielberg, Peter Jackson day.
9/9 Correct
Score: 2485
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Play at: vulture.com/vulturecinem...
9/9 Correct
Score: 2485
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Play at: vulture.com/vulturecinem...
Cinematrix No. 657: January 12, 2026
Can you name a Christopher Nolan movie that made $500 million?
vulture.com
January 12, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Haven’t been playing enough to get good at it but I finally got a perfect Cinematrix score today thanks to it being a Christopher Nolan, Spielberg, Peter Jackson day.
9/9 Correct
Score: 2485
🟩🟩🟩
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Play at: vulture.com/vulturecinem...
9/9 Correct
Score: 2485
🟩🟩🟩
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Play at: vulture.com/vulturecinem...
2026 college football watching: rooting against Ole Miss because I figure with the coaching change they’re more likely to have some guys about to enter the portal Texas should be interested in. 🤷🏻♂️
January 9, 2026 at 4:36 AM
2026 college football watching: rooting against Ole Miss because I figure with the coaching change they’re more likely to have some guys about to enter the portal Texas should be interested in. 🤷🏻♂️
I would be pro return to office and pro open office layout if this is what they looked like.
Only a few understand the dopamine hit that walking into this classroom as a kid delivered.
January 8, 2026 at 6:48 PM
I would be pro return to office and pro open office layout if this is what they looked like.
There’s incompetent, senile men running this country too you morons.
January 3, 2026 at 6:38 PM
There’s incompetent, senile men running this country too you morons.
My 2025 Letterboxd top actor and director are very mid 40s dad coded. letterboxd.com/bhrnd/year/2...
January 3, 2026 at 3:01 PM
My 2025 Letterboxd top actor and director are very mid 40s dad coded. letterboxd.com/bhrnd/year/2...
I’m going to spin this to saying I should stop seeking perfection and spending too much time overthinking things.
Because otherwise: Oof. 😆
Because otherwise: Oof. 😆
January 2, 2026 at 8:57 PM
I’m going to spin this to saying I should stop seeking perfection and spending too much time overthinking things.
Because otherwise: Oof. 😆
Because otherwise: Oof. 😆
These CFP halftimes are interminably long. You think they should’ve been over 5 minutes ago and _then_ a band from the 90s comes on to play a song for 5 more minutes.
January 1, 2026 at 10:53 PM
These CFP halftimes are interminably long. You think they should’ve been over 5 minutes ago and _then_ a band from the 90s comes on to play a song for 5 more minutes.
As a person who has watched some awful Texas red zone teams, my reaction to that fumble return to the 5 is “oh no will Oregon get any points out of this?”
January 1, 2026 at 7:08 PM
As a person who has watched some awful Texas red zone teams, my reaction to that fumble return to the 5 is “oh no will Oregon get any points out of this?”
Kiddo literally squealed with joy messing with this.
DOGSPINNER: spin the dog https://www.pigenpalace.com/do...
DOGSPINNER
www.pigenpalace.com
December 21, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Kiddo literally squealed with joy messing with this.
Aggies won their first 11 games but somehow still managed to finish season 8-4. (Stolen from r/CFB.)
December 20, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Aggies won their first 11 games but somehow still managed to finish season 8-4. (Stolen from r/CFB.)
Marcel Reed doing Marcel Reed things. Just threw it right to a Miami player for no reason.
December 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Marcel Reed doing Marcel Reed things. Just threw it right to a Miami player for no reason.
That going to turn into a booth review targeting after the Miami player is off the field?
December 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
That going to turn into a booth review targeting after the Miami player is off the field?
I would say Miami scored too fast but with these kickers and offenses I guess you got score when you can score.
December 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I would say Miami scored too fast but with these kickers and offenses I guess you got score when you can score.
This is how I learn Myles Jack owns the hometown Allen hockey team. Was a huge fan of his when he was a RB/LB combo at UCLA.
We were just at the rink Tuesday for kid’s ice skating practice.
www.fox4news.com/news/allen-a...
We were just at the rink Tuesday for kid’s ice skating practice.
www.fox4news.com/news/allen-a...
Allen Americans hockey team owner arrested on felony gun charge
An incident with police has landed the co-owner of the Allen Americans hockey team in jail this week.
www.fox4news.com
December 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
This is how I learn Myles Jack owns the hometown Allen hockey team. Was a huge fan of his when he was a RB/LB combo at UCLA.
We were just at the rink Tuesday for kid’s ice skating practice.
www.fox4news.com/news/allen-a...
We were just at the rink Tuesday for kid’s ice skating practice.
www.fox4news.com/news/allen-a...
Just wrapped up last scheduled work meeting for 2025. 🎉
(Still working today and tomorrow so hopefully didn’t just jinx it.)
(Still working today and tomorrow so hopefully didn’t just jinx it.)
December 18, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Just wrapped up last scheduled work meeting for 2025. 🎉
(Still working today and tomorrow so hopefully didn’t just jinx it.)
(Still working today and tomorrow so hopefully didn’t just jinx it.)
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Microsoft keeps airing big flashy commercials showing people using Copilot on Windows to do all kinds of things... and we keep making @superantonio64.bsky.social test those exact prompts and discovering nothing actually works www.theverge.com/report/84705...
Microsoft’s holiday Copilot ad is wrapped in empty promises
I don’t want Copilot for Christmas.
www.theverge.com
December 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Microsoft keeps airing big flashy commercials showing people using Copilot on Windows to do all kinds of things... and we keep making @superantonio64.bsky.social test those exact prompts and discovering nothing actually works www.theverge.com/report/84705...
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Yep. Coming in 2026!
Yes. I’m thrilled to announce that @joeposnanski.com and I are launching a new podcast in January called “The Joy of Baseball” !!!!
I’m so excited! The world is bleak and we need this badly.
I’m so excited! The world is bleak and we need this badly.
Loved today’s Podcast Molly! And excited for the new Podcast with you and Joe! I could listen to you both for hours!🧡
December 16, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Yep. Coming in 2026!
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it's the tippy tappy feet for me
December 15, 2025 at 8:26 PM
it's the tippy tappy feet for me
I just really hope this a third person game like KOTOR and Mass Effect. And actually comes out. 🤞
Star Wars: Fate of the Old Republic is in development, directed by Casey Hudson.
www.videogameschronicle.com/news/star-wa...
www.videogameschronicle.com/news/star-wa...
Star Wars: Fate of the Old Republic is in development, directed by Casey Hudson | VGC
Hudson directed Mass Effect and the original KOTOR…
www.videogameschronicle.com
December 12, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I just really hope this a third person game like KOTOR and Mass Effect. And actually comes out. 🤞
ACC deserved that. And what a complicated risky play call.
December 7, 2025 at 4:59 AM
ACC deserved that. And what a complicated risky play call.
Well that’s one way to get rid of conference title games. (Giving me Colt McCoy title game flashbacks.)
December 7, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Well that’s one way to get rid of conference title games. (Giving me Colt McCoy title game flashbacks.)
Ole Miss fans going to be rooting to be left out of the CFP. www.espn.com/college-foot...
LSU to pay Kiffin based on Ole Miss' CFP success
Lane Kiffin's contract with LSU includes the unique clause that he will receive a bonus payment equal to the amount had he coached Ole Miss in the College Football Playoff.
www.espn.com
December 1, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Ole Miss fans going to be rooting to be left out of the CFP. www.espn.com/college-foot...
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There will be children born since the last Aggie football win against Texas that can drive to the game next year…
an elderly woman says it 's been 84 years ...
ALT: an elderly woman says it 's been 84 years ...
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November 29, 2025 at 5:03 AM
There will be children born since the last Aggie football win against Texas that can drive to the game next year…