Beth
@bethntaxes.bsky.social
I skeet about reality tv and I hated nancy mace before it was cool
So proud to be Evan's neighbor!! I'm glad my shirt is featured prominently and my voice isn't 😅
Anyone who says "no one writes protest songs anymore" just isn't listening. Here's my entry to NPR Tiny Desk 2026, a song I hope is useful to folks on the ground protecting their neighbors and fighting fascists.
Full song on YouTube: youtu.be/EknOeiO54Ns?...
Full song on YouTube: youtu.be/EknOeiO54Ns?...
February 11, 2026 at 12:07 AM
So proud to be Evan's neighbor!! I'm glad my shirt is featured prominently and my voice isn't 😅
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The turning point channel is just square dancing and Mike Pence singing “There’s a Hole in My Bucket, Dear Liza”
February 9, 2026 at 1:49 AM
The turning point channel is just square dancing and Mike Pence singing “There’s a Hole in My Bucket, Dear Liza”
everyone in the gay bar sang along to the backstreet boys and then booed when the coinbase logo came on 🤌🏻
February 9, 2026 at 2:00 AM
everyone in the gay bar sang along to the backstreet boys and then booed when the coinbase logo came on 🤌🏻
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Using Mr. Rogers in a Super Bowl commercial for mortgages should result in prison time
February 9, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Using Mr. Rogers in a Super Bowl commercial for mortgages should result in prison time
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The current regime took a week to abolish USAID, which is three times as old and was not in the news every day for brutalizing children
“We cannot just abolish ICE!”
Bestie, you are older than ICE.
Bestie, you are older than ICE.
February 8, 2026 at 3:59 PM
The current regime took a week to abolish USAID, which is three times as old and was not in the news every day for brutalizing children
Johnny Weir & Tara Lipinski really has NBC thinking that any ole former gold medalist can be a good commentator.....no ma'am, that's just the girls and the gays #olympics
February 8, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Johnny Weir & Tara Lipinski really has NBC thinking that any ole former gold medalist can be a good commentator.....no ma'am, that's just the girls and the gays #olympics
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This is the most Survivor-coded episode of #DragRace ever…
a man in a blue shirt is standing in front of a red sign that says outplay outlast
Alt: a man in a blue shirt is standing in front of a red sign that says outplay outlast
media.tenor.com
January 31, 2026 at 4:36 AM
This is the most Survivor-coded episode of #DragRace ever…
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my expectation of democratic senators is that they find 1/10th of the bravery of your average 70 year old lutheran lady following ICE around mpls in her subaru crosstrek
January 27, 2026 at 2:47 PM
my expectation of democratic senators is that they find 1/10th of the bravery of your average 70 year old lutheran lady following ICE around mpls in her subaru crosstrek
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ICE and MAGA really did bet the farm on all of Minneapolis’s white people going “oh yes, please take away our disgusting, evil non-white-foreigner neighbors, oh thank you so much.”
it’s beautiful that they’ve been proven incredibly wrong about that - may the rest of the country do the same.
it’s beautiful that they’ve been proven incredibly wrong about that - may the rest of the country do the same.
January 18, 2026 at 2:39 AM
ICE and MAGA really did bet the farm on all of Minneapolis’s white people going “oh yes, please take away our disgusting, evil non-white-foreigner neighbors, oh thank you so much.”
it’s beautiful that they’ve been proven incredibly wrong about that - may the rest of the country do the same.
it’s beautiful that they’ve been proven incredibly wrong about that - may the rest of the country do the same.
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This is why Alan Cumming deserves those Emmys. #thetraitorsus #traitorsus
January 16, 2026 at 7:01 AM
This is why Alan Cumming deserves those Emmys. #thetraitorsus #traitorsus
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If I send you this just know I know I’m smarter than you. #TheTraitorsUS #TraitorsUS
January 16, 2026 at 5:33 AM
If I send you this just know I know I’m smarter than you. #TheTraitorsUS #TraitorsUS
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This is exactly right. The white kids and adults I know who know the true history of the United States and Colonialism don't feel bad or guilty; they feel angry, in community with their peers of other races, and empowered to push for change. Enlightened white people are dangerous to the hegemony.
This is my song. “Those are the real stakes — not white children feeling guilty, but white children armed with truth, history and a righteous desire to work with others to change the world.”
January 18, 2026 at 5:16 AM
This is exactly right. The white kids and adults I know who know the true history of the United States and Colonialism don't feel bad or guilty; they feel angry, in community with their peers of other races, and empowered to push for change. Enlightened white people are dangerous to the hegemony.
Zeke's outing tribal council ran so the Michael v Colton Traitors roundtable could walk #traitorsus #survivor
January 17, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Zeke's outing tribal council ran so the Michael v Colton Traitors roundtable could walk #traitorsus #survivor
my wife watching Michael Rappaport crash out: "is English...his first language?" #traitorsus
January 17, 2026 at 11:15 PM
my wife watching Michael Rappaport crash out: "is English...his first language?" #traitorsus
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Kenya realizing they doing a Lizzo lipsync #DragRace
a woman wearing a mask and a name tag is standing in front of a pink sign that says personal care .
ALT: a woman wearing a mask and a name tag is standing in front of a pink sign that says personal care .
media.tenor.com
January 17, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Kenya realizing they doing a Lizzo lipsync #DragRace
before you send a business email, take off one bitchy clause -coco chanel or whoever
January 15, 2026 at 2:54 PM
before you send a business email, take off one bitchy clause -coco chanel or whoever
every time a drag queen uses her teeth to take a dollar bill from my cleavage, an angel gets its wings
January 11, 2026 at 12:20 AM
every time a drag queen uses her teeth to take a dollar bill from my cleavage, an angel gets its wings
if ur first time at jacques cabaret doesn't make you think deep gender thoughts, u didn't do it right
January 6, 2026 at 2:16 AM
if ur first time at jacques cabaret doesn't make you think deep gender thoughts, u didn't do it right
The ghost of Christmas Present is a drunk guy on the train yelling into a phone about how he has "a hot bitch texting me" and wearing a shirt that says "one in a minion"
December 21, 2025 at 6:46 AM
The ghost of Christmas Present is a drunk guy on the train yelling into a phone about how he has "a hot bitch texting me" and wearing a shirt that says "one in a minion"
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Me: If streaming services are gonna show u ads they might as well advertise their own shows
The monkey's paw: *clenches so hard it trembles*
Every ad: We are Stranger Things actors referencing Stranger Things in order to sell you products that have no possible connection to Stranger Things lol
The monkey's paw: *clenches so hard it trembles*
Every ad: We are Stranger Things actors referencing Stranger Things in order to sell you products that have no possible connection to Stranger Things lol
November 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Me: If streaming services are gonna show u ads they might as well advertise their own shows
The monkey's paw: *clenches so hard it trembles*
Every ad: We are Stranger Things actors referencing Stranger Things in order to sell you products that have no possible connection to Stranger Things lol
The monkey's paw: *clenches so hard it trembles*
Every ad: We are Stranger Things actors referencing Stranger Things in order to sell you products that have no possible connection to Stranger Things lol
I have made it a LOTR holiday where I stay home, put on all 3 extended editions, invite friends to come and go as they please during those 12 hours, and cook a few hobbity dishes if I feel like it
Actually in the spirit of this conversation, what’s a decision you made about a past Thanksgiving holiday that really paid off? I think people often feel trapped by their lives. Sharing our experiences can liberate us from that sense of claustrophobia.
On the most recent episode of VIBE CHECK, we answer listener questions about Thanksgiving, most importantly “do you go celebrate with the family members you don’t even like?”
November 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I have made it a LOTR holiday where I stay home, put on all 3 extended editions, invite friends to come and go as they please during those 12 hours, and cook a few hobbity dishes if I feel like it
I love HIV medication ads that are like. Here's a montage of people about to FUCK. He's cruising at a bowling alley. She's at a club. He's meeting the love of his life at a dog park. Aren't you glad they can fuck worry-free bc they're on aperdiva™️!!!
November 20, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I love HIV medication ads that are like. Here's a montage of people about to FUCK. He's cruising at a bowling alley. She's at a club. He's meeting the love of his life at a dog park. Aren't you glad they can fuck worry-free bc they're on aperdiva™️!!!
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I have the most wonderful story for you all today: baby alligator spotted in Charles River, then immediately rescued by local reptile enthusiast
November 14, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I have the most wonderful story for you all today: baby alligator spotted in Charles River, then immediately rescued by local reptile enthusiast