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Rob Cornelius
@bentleytock.bsky.social
ACAB

Portland, OR
Leaving a bunch of sportscard re-packs in the little free libraries in North Portland today. Good luck!
January 5, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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people offended by $600 shoes are going to be in for a surprise when trump eventually reshores US manufacturing
January 3, 2026 at 4:37 AM
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Eggs balance on a knife edge between wonderful and gag worthy. There are no mediocre eggs.
January 2, 2026 at 8:07 PM
January 2, 2026 at 7:48 PM
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If ICE can threaten arrest for filming, then journalists, watchdogs, and protesters can all be silenced the same way. You don’t have freedom of the press if recording police is treated as terrorism.  #holdfast

www.cato.org/blog/dhs-pol...
The Government Unconstitutionally Labels ICE Observers as Domestic Terrorists
A free country must have an absolute wall of protection for those who record government actions.
www.cato.org
December 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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these are the kind of numbers that, *at the end of a president's term*, herald a total wipeout for his party in the next election.

we are in december of year one.
December 23, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Lol. Just got permabanned from r/whatisthisrock for the most RIDICULOUS reason. Overzealous Reddit mods are like shoes made out of sandpaper.
December 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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i bet that there are many stories out there we'll never hear about powerful wealthy men with connections to international finance and intelligence who almost went to an epstein party but were saved by telling their wives about the invitation and their wives saying "absolutely not, are you insane"
December 20, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Lot's of brachiopods in this 470 million years piece of limestone from Catoosa, County, Georgia. It represents ancient sea life that was thriving during the Ordovician period.
December 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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every conservative should go to sleep terrified, trembling and scared, praying their dear god each night so we won't snap and turn into a vengeful and violent community because jfc they deserve a reckoning
December 20, 2025 at 3:41 PM
December 21, 2025 at 9:34 AM
I live in Oregon and got my English degree at the University of Mississippi. Not a lot makes me smile these days—but Parker, Rhea, and Vince get it.
I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap
December 21, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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"Sam Bankman-Fried encouraged Mr. Hernández to testify on his own behalf... he followed the advice. It went poorly. Days later, he was convicted of conspiring to import more than 400 tons of cocaine into the United States."

Probably told him he graduated from MIT Law.
December 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Bullshit. And a pressure cooker. And two-part lids——-in good shape, sterilized. And time.

Don’t listen to these sons of…

Instead, go read a great book like THE ART OF EATING by MFK Fisher

Greatest food book ever written. No joke.
December 21, 2025 at 9:29 AM
I was born on Christmas

open.spotify.com/track/3qCh6V...

I was able to overcome my inner grinch with things like this 👇
December 21, 2025 at 9:26 AM
If it was Russia they’d have just tossed it out a window…..but I defenestrate….
They are very good at this.
BREAKING: At least 16 files from the Epstein release disappeared from DOJ's webpage, including a photo of Trump, with no explanation.
December 21, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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Currently at the funeral for the penny, happening at the Lincoln Memorial:
December 20, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I want to know how many year 2000 cheerio Pennie’s were there.

Also, anyone in this photo, that can prove it—DM me and I’ll send you a 2009 Lincoln back.

Godspeed. We truly are a nation with a lack of cents.
Currently at the funeral for the penny, happening at the Lincoln Memorial:
December 21, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Did I tell yall that I just procured tickets 00004, 00005, and 00006 to WOODSTOCK?!
a man singing into a microphone at a woodstock festival
ALT: a man singing into a microphone at a woodstock festival
media.tenor.com
December 21, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Just in case yall don’t know IOWA TURNS OUT GREAT WRITERS

And I learned from Barry Hannah, Chris Offutt, Jack Pendarvis, Richard Ford, and Donna Tartt
Hope you find it! Not that it is of any solace, but I met Jim McPherson a couple of times when I worked at Iowa Press. (Mostly I stood mute and tugged at my forelock, such as it was.) His intro to Breece D’J Pancake’s collection will haunt me forever.
December 21, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Exactly
December 21, 2025 at 9:07 AM
This is weird
December 21, 2025 at 9:07 AM
The darkness before the light.

They’re (MAGA REPUBLICANS) making it soooooo much worse.

When the dickhead UFC fighter turned-

I mean shit, roganites!!!

Yall like president child fucker?

Y’all redacting like the files?

Sounds like Kash money
December 21, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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He's not falling for that but only because he found out the hard way
bsky.app/profile/thes...
Mike Tyson made Mr.Beast show a human emotion for the first time
December 21, 2025 at 6:15 AM