Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers
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I’ll see to it you don’t get apricot one.
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A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in
‘Rush Hour 4’ is officially in the works.
This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
November 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in
there's a HAL steinbrenner???
November 25, 2025 at 8:12 PM
there's a HAL steinbrenner???
the comic book character:
November 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
the comic book character:
the comic book character:
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
the comic book character:
posting political twitter screengrabs on bluesky is like licking a garbage can full of positive covid tests and then masking on your flight to new york
November 25, 2025 at 3:46 PM
posting political twitter screengrabs on bluesky is like licking a garbage can full of positive covid tests and then masking on your flight to new york
Industry Season 4 | Official Teaser | HBO Max
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November 25, 2025 at 3:03 PM
didn't we revolt against england, why are we getting its editorials now
At this point, the Washpost edit page is just trolling its readers.
This is today's actual house editorial.
This is today's actual house editorial.
November 25, 2025 at 2:12 PM
didn't we revolt against england, why are we getting its editorials now
revisiting the blue/gold/second genesis era and it's actually shocking how much worse x-force was compared to the rest of the line. completely unreadable dogshit. meanwhile over there larry stroman is drawing the x-wing (get it, x-men > west wing, you get it)
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
revisiting the blue/gold/second genesis era and it's actually shocking how much worse x-force was compared to the rest of the line. completely unreadable dogshit. meanwhile over there larry stroman is drawing the x-wing (get it, x-men > west wing, you get it)
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i’m not crying you’re crying
xkcd: Fifteen Years
xkcd: Fifteen Years
Fifteen Years
xkcd.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
i’m not crying you’re crying
xkcd: Fifteen Years
xkcd: Fifteen Years
you can just say "there's this horrifying AI mural, isn't that wild?" you don't have to show it to us, we believe you. like if the substance jumped off a bridge would you jump off a bridge too? be your own person.
November 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
you can just say "there's this horrifying AI mural, isn't that wild?" you don't have to show it to us, we believe you. like if the substance jumped off a bridge would you jump off a bridge too? be your own person.
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It's that time of year again...
🎁A VERY 80s CHRISTMAS🎁 - unlike most public "80s" holiday playlists, this is *actually* music from 1980-1989!
🎄Spotify: open.spotify.com/playlist/2oG...
🎅🏻Apple: music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
☃️YouTube: www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
🎁A VERY 80s CHRISTMAS🎁 - unlike most public "80s" holiday playlists, this is *actually* music from 1980-1989!
🎄Spotify: open.spotify.com/playlist/2oG...
🎅🏻Apple: music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
☃️YouTube: www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
November 24, 2025 at 1:33 PM
It's that time of year again...
🎁A VERY 80s CHRISTMAS🎁 - unlike most public "80s" holiday playlists, this is *actually* music from 1980-1989!
🎄Spotify: open.spotify.com/playlist/2oG...
🎅🏻Apple: music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
☃️YouTube: www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
🎁A VERY 80s CHRISTMAS🎁 - unlike most public "80s" holiday playlists, this is *actually* music from 1980-1989!
🎄Spotify: open.spotify.com/playlist/2oG...
🎅🏻Apple: music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
☃️YouTube: www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
celebrity traitors uk was fuckin GREAT
November 23, 2025 at 6:30 AM
celebrity traitors uk was fuckin GREAT
you went to yale law
that’s a private school
that’s a private school
November 23, 2025 at 4:22 AM
you went to yale law
that’s a private school
that’s a private school
my favorite will always be the long lost and forgotten ride share sketch with kevin allison and kerri kenney
“i knew i was bringing the dishes on this trip…
didn’t know about the GARBAGE”
“i knew i was bringing the dishes on this trip…
didn’t know about the GARBAGE”
Saturday morning timeline cleanse: Tenement, probably the greatest sketch The State did on their all too short run on MTV vimeo.com/346231299
Tenement
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November 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM
my favorite will always be the long lost and forgotten ride share sketch with kevin allison and kerri kenney
“i knew i was bringing the dishes on this trip…
didn’t know about the GARBAGE”
“i knew i was bringing the dishes on this trip…
didn’t know about the GARBAGE”
god i missed traitors
the rank stupidity
the pops at the round table
the absolute best
the rank stupidity
the pops at the round table
the absolute best
November 22, 2025 at 5:39 AM
god i missed traitors
the rank stupidity
the pops at the round table
the absolute best
the rank stupidity
the pops at the round table
the absolute best
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*me living through 2025*
look away
look away
look away
look away
look away
look away
I found a weird little door in this apartment today, and when I went through it, I was seeing through Trump's eyes in the Oval Office. Anyway, I met Zohran
November 22, 2025 at 4:46 AM
*me living through 2025*
look away
look away
look away
look away
look away
look away
it's funny how the circumstances around this literal mass murderer can, every now and then, put a goofy lil smile on my face
Reporter: Are you affirming that you think the president is a fascist?
Mamdani: I've spoken about --
Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
Mamdani: I've spoken about --
Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
November 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
it's funny how the circumstances around this literal mass murderer can, every now and then, put a goofy lil smile on my face
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big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see
November 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see
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Trump filling out his NYC DSA membership card to vote on primarying Jeffries right now
November 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Trump filling out his NYC DSA membership card to vote on primarying Jeffries right now
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he never looks at JD that way
November 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
he never looks at JD that way
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*cackles uncontrollably*
November 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
*cackles uncontrollably*
stephen miller rn
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
stephen miller rn