Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers
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I’ll see to it you don’t get apricot one.
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Being Buffy the Vampire Slayer is lowkey goated in situations where slaying vampires is the vibe.
December 1, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Being Buffy the Vampire Slayer is lowkey goated in situations where slaying vampires is the vibe.
man i didn’t know stoppard basically wrote last crusade. literal masterpiece.
November 29, 2025 at 8:45 PM
man i didn’t know stoppard basically wrote last crusade. literal masterpiece.
ok but now im wondering what it would be like if dc ko was taskmaster for superheroes
it's physical 100 for superheroes, you can put that on the cover of the trade dc, just credit me
dc ko #2 is so ludicrous i love it so much
November 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
ok but now im wondering what it would be like if dc ko was taskmaster for superheroes
screaming/crying/throwing up
November 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
screaming/crying/throwing up
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
i can’t believe how many people watch this parade
are jenna and tracy even hosting this year
are jenna and tracy even hosting this year
November 27, 2025 at 4:54 PM
i can’t believe how many people watch this parade
are jenna and tracy even hosting this year
are jenna and tracy even hosting this year
i give marvel a lot of shit about bland art but dear god fill in issues in the 90s are completely illegible
November 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
i give marvel a lot of shit about bland art but dear god fill in issues in the 90s are completely illegible
decades from now, when elderberry wine isn’t on space radio anymore, townies will be acknowledged as The Best One
November 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
decades from now, when elderberry wine isn’t on space radio anymore, townies will be acknowledged as The Best One
google cal stock in shambles
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
Pope Leo and the Vatican reject polygamy in sweeping doctrinal praise of monogamy
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
www.sltrib.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
google cal stock in shambles
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BATMAN/GREEN ARROW/THE QUESTION: ARCADIA #1 is in stores today! I’ll be signing it at Collector’s Paradise in Pasadena, CA from 5-7pm this evening.
November 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
BATMAN/GREEN ARROW/THE QUESTION: ARCADIA #1 is in stores today! I’ll be signing it at Collector’s Paradise in Pasadena, CA from 5-7pm this evening.
this reminds me of the most poisonous technological advancement in my lifetime: being able to control karaoke queues from your phone. real hunger games shit on those long cushioned benches, every time.
On national jukebox day I must come out against being able to control the jukebox from your phone, people should know who put on that awful song and you should stand there and support your taste with whole heart
November 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
this reminds me of the most poisonous technological advancement in my lifetime: being able to control karaoke queues from your phone. real hunger games shit on those long cushioned benches, every time.
omg lol is dc just gonna put every issue of ko on ultra day and date that is wild as hell
November 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
omg lol is dc just gonna put every issue of ko on ultra day and date that is wild as hell
it's physical 100 for superheroes, you can put that on the cover of the trade dc, just credit me
dc ko #2 is so ludicrous i love it so much
November 26, 2025 at 4:12 PM
it's physical 100 for superheroes, you can put that on the cover of the trade dc, just credit me
dc ko #2 is so ludicrous i love it so much
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
dc ko #2 is so ludicrous i love it so much
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look i know the vocalist on the pluribus intro is NOT tune yards and it's legit nuts to think that ANY female vocalist has GOT to be tune yards but it sounds SO MUCH LIKE TUNE YARDS
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
look i know the vocalist on the pluribus intro is NOT tune yards and it's legit nuts to think that ANY female vocalist has GOT to be tune yards but it sounds SO MUCH LIKE TUNE YARDS
EARLY PLURIBUS
November 26, 2025 at 4:48 AM
EARLY PLURIBUS
Magnolia: The Day After
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Magnolia: The Day After
post a famous bathroom scene
November 26, 2025 at 1:50 AM
post a famous bathroom scene
tfw the announcer is explaining a game on devils plan
November 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
tfw the announcer is explaining a game on devils plan
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A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in
‘Rush Hour 4’ is officially in the works.
This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
November 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in
there's a HAL steinbrenner???
November 25, 2025 at 8:12 PM
there's a HAL steinbrenner???
the comic book character:
November 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
the comic book character:
the comic book character:
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
the comic book character: