Petra, known digby enjoyer
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Hi my name is Petra and I am a homosexual alcoholic.
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bro's missing out on candle
Le chant des sirènes / The siren's song
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January 24, 2026 at 5:24 PM
bro's missing out on candle
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my mom said we can have quiet snacks downstairs
January 25, 2026 at 6:07 AM
my mom said we can have quiet snacks downstairs
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do you have any quiet snacks
January 25, 2026 at 6:05 AM
do you have any quiet snacks
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I'm absolutely sick to death of making delicious flavourful sauces and gravies to accompany dinner every night. Just want to eat a big plate of fucking chips
January 25, 2026 at 7:06 PM
I'm absolutely sick to death of making delicious flavourful sauces and gravies to accompany dinner every night. Just want to eat a big plate of fucking chips
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Putting my hand on your shoulder, treating you normally. Hissing through my teeth and saying "aye,well."
January 25, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Putting my hand on your shoulder, treating you normally. Hissing through my teeth and saying "aye,well."
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Everyone remembers "the talk", where you have to gently explain to your mum what Falun Gong is.
September 2, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Everyone remembers "the talk", where you have to gently explain to your mum what Falun Gong is.
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Each man bears at his back an arse of two cheeks. When he tires, he will sit upon it.
January 25, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Each man bears at his back an arse of two cheeks. When he tires, he will sit upon it.
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🚨‼️ New reports indicate minister for hobnobs and small business David Thimblebottom was found in breach of his majesty's chivalric code cheekily fibbing about expenses to Lord Applethwaite on the crossparliamentary pro-racism committee
british people are always saying stuff like the job centre minister was caught in a row over meal deals
January 26, 2026 at 10:48 AM
🚨‼️ New reports indicate minister for hobnobs and small business David Thimblebottom was found in breach of his majesty's chivalric code cheekily fibbing about expenses to Lord Applethwaite on the crossparliamentary pro-racism committee
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In continental Europe, the only thing people eat are wafers with hazelnut & chocolate creme, which they crunch as cows at the cud
January 27, 2026 at 10:57 AM
In continental Europe, the only thing people eat are wafers with hazelnut & chocolate creme, which they crunch as cows at the cud
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Public transport? That’s when you and fellow-man are conveyed from one place to the next in harmony? They don’t let the train leave until everyone is holding hands?
March 10, 2024 at 1:17 PM
Public transport? That’s when you and fellow-man are conveyed from one place to the next in harmony? They don’t let the train leave until everyone is holding hands?
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If you're wondering "is Grobian with me tonight?", let me put your mind at ease.
Yes.
Yes.
January 25, 2026 at 6:50 PM
If you're wondering "is Grobian with me tonight?", let me put your mind at ease.
Yes.
Yes.
I love to fall and eat shit in the ice and snow
January 26, 2026 at 7:45 PM
I love to fall and eat shit in the ice and snow
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SUGGESTION - They're leaving. They're all turning away from you.
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - No. You can figure it out. *Replace* it! Replace the alcohol with amphetamine. Or GBL! Fuck it -- morphine! Graffito removal agent! Anything. It'll buy you time. All you need is time.
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - No. You can figure it out. *Replace* it! Replace the alcohol with amphetamine. Or GBL! Fuck it -- morphine! Graffito removal agent! Anything. It'll buy you time. All you need is time.
January 26, 2026 at 4:24 PM
SUGGESTION - They're leaving. They're all turning away from you.
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - No. You can figure it out. *Replace* it! Replace the alcohol with amphetamine. Or GBL! Fuck it -- morphine! Graffito removal agent! Anything. It'll buy you time. All you need is time.
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - No. You can figure it out. *Replace* it! Replace the alcohol with amphetamine. Or GBL! Fuck it -- morphine! Graffito removal agent! Anything. It'll buy you time. All you need is time.
I am so tired, I have been in crisis mode for days and can barely sleep.
January 26, 2026 at 4:35 PM
I am so tired, I have been in crisis mode for days and can barely sleep.
Need help that isn't coming. God hates us all.
January 24, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Need help that isn't coming. God hates us all.
Everything In Ice; Elation.
January 24, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Everything In Ice; Elation.
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oh it's going to be a Recession recession
January 18, 2026 at 10:56 PM
oh it's going to be a Recession recession
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tilting at windmills actually
January 21, 2026 at 9:06 PM
tilting at windmills actually
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*watching Hannibal* how come I never get to “lose time”
January 8, 2026 at 1:35 AM
*watching Hannibal* how come I never get to “lose time”
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clean your room or you'll get rats
March 2, 2024 at 5:59 AM
clean your room or you'll get rats
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VOLITION - You got up from this floor because of a holy vow you made sixteen years ago. With *me*. To wake up exactly 07:30 every morning until the day you die.
January 7, 2026 at 5:07 PM
VOLITION - You got up from this floor because of a holy vow you made sixteen years ago. With *me*. To wake up exactly 07:30 every morning until the day you die.
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sports gambling is the first misandrist tax
January 7, 2026 at 5:11 PM
sports gambling is the first misandrist tax
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the more monsters he slew by so much the more he multiplied the chances that each subsequently encountered whale would prove to be the hated one he hunted
January 7, 2026 at 11:47 AM
the more monsters he slew by so much the more he multiplied the chances that each subsequently encountered whale would prove to be the hated one he hunted