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ffxiv // warframe // no man's sky // shitposting
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Every year chocolates get smaller and more expensive. Extrapolating backwards, in 1906 a Creme Egg would have been the size of Rochester Cathedral and they would have paid you 12 guineas to eat it.
January 2, 2026 at 3:32 PM
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[0012847] Horse gets stuck "experiencing mortal fear"
December 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Excited to report that I’ve found an all-natural alternative to Ozempic that helped me lose 5 lbs in just one week without a single injection or pill. It’s called norovirus
December 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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From the 1966 Sunset Magazine “Sunset Cook Book of Breads”
December 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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celebrity met
December 16, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Cheered me up for sure
December 19, 2024 at 6:21 PM
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so insanely fucking real for this
December 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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security guard: hold on. you have to empty out your pockets before moving through here.

jc denton: [removes a box of saltines]

jc: [removes a box of saltines]

jc: [removes a box of saltines]

guard:

jc: [removes a box of saltines]

guard: you can stop.

jc: [removes a box of saltines]

jc: [remo
November 30, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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incredible quote lol
November 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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give it up for Henry yall
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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pound me at 140bpm while pale Swedish and German men pontificate nihilistically
three songs into the industrial playlist
November 13, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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Well, fuck. Revoking any and all Peripeteia recommendations (and I wish I could un-back it on Kickstarter) based on the very thinly veiled transphobia from the dev (the first one in the screenshots here).

I hate this.
Acquaintance grabbed these screencaps. Idk if it's getting purged.

"Second stage is people rejecting conspiracy discourse" is genuinely hilarious, I gotta teach em a little about Yakub and maybe they'll change their tune
November 11, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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also, fray ⚔️
#ffxiv #ffxivart
November 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.

Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."

Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 8, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Something worth noting: Rockstar is leaning HEAVILY on the excuse that the unionising employees were "leaking private company information"

They want people to assume this means game info or assets.

But I will bet you CASH MONEY this translates to:

'they were comparing salaries and work contracts"
November 7, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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Growing concerned that Boo Boo might be the world's most photogenic kitten.
November 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say dick cheney died when he was out hunting and tried to shoot a bird in a tree but missed and hit a big branch which fell on his dick and smashed him flat and then the bird pooped on his head. don’t say stuff like that
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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Saw someone still working as I went home tonight. We waved to each other. I couldn't see their face at all.
November 4, 2024 at 10:29 PM
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Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.
October 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
SENTINEL CORVETTE PARTS [bangs desk excitedly] #nomanssky
October 22, 2025 at 12:35 PM