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bdawg.bsky.social
I bet being traded feels so good when you're a pokemon
November 21, 2025 at 2:45 AM
bdawg.bsky.social
What's going on with my spoon
Spoon with the tip missing
November 20, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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agoldman.bsky.social
This headline about Gorillas in the Mist is insane
November 19, 2025 at 1:42 AM
bdawg.bsky.social
Lol
"The Lord had said to me 'I want you to go to Russiazhou guys are going to Russia," Chantelle Hare said. "I said 'Really, Lord? C and he said 'Yeah.'"
November 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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theonion.com
Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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bostongayboy.bsky.social
Bluesky rn
November 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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listentocrass.lesbian.cat
"My kids know me as this ape"
A twitter user named vydamo saying "it is with a heart I announce the sale of my long term ape, Salazar. Most of my early followers know me as this ape. My kids know me as this ape. I met my wife when I WAS this ape and had my first kid when I was still proudly wore this ape. By extension, it is part of me." "I travelled around the world with this ape in my pocket. We went to the most luxurious hotels, the craziest night clubs and the most serene beaches. We had it all. Unfortunately, what blur is doing to apes is frankly unacceptable. Since the creation of Blur, the ape floor price has tumbled from 85e down to 12e." "I hope one day we meet on the other side, until then, goodbye." Attached is an image of a high bored ape cosplaying as judge dredd
November 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM
bdawg.bsky.social
This daylight savings shit is awful
November 3, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."
October 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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mega64official.bsky.social
The Star Wars Force Awakens Trailer LEAKED 10 years ago today- where were YOU when it happened?
October 22, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
BRAND NEW Far Side from Gary Larson just dropped
a jazz club named "Club Gombe" with a chimpanzee band going nuts on stage and more chimps hooting and hollering at the tables. one empty table has a card on it reading "reserved for Jane Goodall"
October 16, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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papapishu.bsky.social
PHILOMENA CUNK: It was actually illegal in England for The Obese to be employed in the film business until 1983. Why do you think that was?
JIMINY GLICK: [ignoring question, high pitched voice] Have you ever noticed how lesbians and British women dress the same? [sudden low pitch] Why is that?
October 13, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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mel.bzky.team
good afternoon
October 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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veryimportant.lawyer
nearly every single indicator is trending majorly, extremely down. one hopeful data point: today you can get the purple Doritos pretty much everywhere. they are a staple flavor now.
October 5, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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birdrespecter.bsky.social
This guy is so fucking stupid, man. This is straight up caveman wisdom
October 2, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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feverdreamsoft.works
Thinking about that one peanuts special where charlie brown climbs over a wire fence like a bug lmao
a cartoon character named charlie brown stands behind a chain link fence
ALT: a cartoon character named charlie brown stands behind a chain link fence
media.tenor.com
September 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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sphealposting.bsky.social
sure i guess you can call this talent why not
Screenshot from sonic adventure 2. knuckles is in pumpkin field but as requested in the quoted post i have put pokemon rumble spheal's face over the pumpkins (and also the scarecrow and chaos emeralds. chaos sphemeralds) The game text says "this is sphumpkin field!"
September 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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sphealposting.bsky.social
Screenshot from pokemon ruby sapphire emerald, text says "spheal is trying"
April 4, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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brutejussy.etheirys.social
"this silksong boss is so hard" and a pic is posted and this is the boss i see
September 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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maxchesnes.bsky.social
Florida’s wildlife agency gave a license to a company to capture a manta ray — a federally designated threatened species — for Sea World in Abu Dhabi.

After a video of its capture went viral, a bipartisan collation of lawmakers is calling for a change:
www.tampabay.com/news/environ...
After viral video of giant manta ray capture, bipartisan Florida lawmakers want change
The state wildlife agency allowing the capture of a threatened species is “inconsistent with Florida’s own legacy of marine conservation,” the lawmakers wrote.
www.tampabay.com
September 4, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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alexqarbuckle.bsky.social
TRUMP: We’re bringing back the Taco Bell chihuahua. We have its bones, we’re cloning, it will be saying “yo quiero Taco Bell” like it did in the 1950s and 1980s. “Yo quiero Taco Bell”… YO QUIERO… and we are bringing back the Quiznos monsters,
August 27, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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furry-hater.bsky.social
August 16, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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logan.hater.club
An executive for The Masked Singer snorts an entire rail in one go and prepares to make the pitch of his life
August 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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jesawyer.bsky.social
computer tell my female I’m running 15 minutes late, in the style of norm Macdonald at bob saget’s roast
seemo.bsky.social Saleem @seemo.bsky.social · Aug 5
Grounds for divorce imo
A screenshot of a news article from the verge. It reads “With Gemini, Williams says, you can just give the details of the message and a tone. Maybe you're running late, so you say, "Tell my spouse I'm 15 minutes late and send it in a jokey tone." Instead of having to think of what to say, the bot will write it for you.”
August 6, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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mamavitelli.bsky.social
Coke Zero
July 30, 2025 at 7:23 PM