@bayanthebear.bsky.social
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From reptilian aliens meant to face off against a space ace called Jonny Blastoff, to monstrous slave-drivers trying to rule over all of Nintendo's characters, and finally to the "slightly pathetic" and "easily comical" crocodiles we know and love today: let's explore the origins of the Kremlings!
The Kremling Kronology - Chapter 1, Part 5 - Kremling Koncepts
YouTube video by altermentality
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January 23, 2026 at 1:07 AM
From reptilian aliens meant to face off against a space ace called Jonny Blastoff, to monstrous slave-drivers trying to rule over all of Nintendo's characters, and finally to the "slightly pathetic" and "easily comical" crocodiles we know and love today: let's explore the origins of the Kremlings!
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Yeah, it’s weeks like this that make it really hard to write and publish nonsense about Chunky Kong’s toilet routines or which dating apps Klungo uses. But I also know we all need the distractions, and that’s what I’ll try to keep providing, if you’d like them.
Stay safe but resolute, friends.
Stay safe but resolute, friends.
January 8, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Yeah, it’s weeks like this that make it really hard to write and publish nonsense about Chunky Kong’s toilet routines or which dating apps Klungo uses. But I also know we all need the distractions, and that’s what I’ll try to keep providing, if you’d like them.
Stay safe but resolute, friends.
Stay safe but resolute, friends.
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His Town
January 5, 2026 at 10:03 PM
His Town
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SLIGHTLY LONG THREAD INCOMING | PLEASE READ
me and my family lost our means of transportation last year when our car gave out on us, and now that it’s practically been stollen, we’ve been stuck without a consistent place to sleep for the past week ♡ 1/7
me and my family lost our means of transportation last year when our car gave out on us, and now that it’s practically been stollen, we’ve been stuck without a consistent place to sleep for the past week ♡ 1/7
January 4, 2026 at 12:07 AM
SLIGHTLY LONG THREAD INCOMING | PLEASE READ
me and my family lost our means of transportation last year when our car gave out on us, and now that it’s practically been stollen, we’ve been stuck without a consistent place to sleep for the past week ♡ 1/7
me and my family lost our means of transportation last year when our car gave out on us, and now that it’s practically been stollen, we’ve been stuck without a consistent place to sleep for the past week ♡ 1/7
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I am so deeply sorry to be in the position to have to pull this lever again, but I just watched my car get towed away and I don't really know what else to do anymore.
More details in the update & description, but if you're able to help out or share, we would be grateful beyond words.
More details in the update & description, but if you're able to help out or share, we would be grateful beyond words.
Donate to Help Andrew & Savannah's Family Stay Afloat, organized by Andrew Elmore
Hey there! I'm Andrew, this is my wife Savannah. We have two kids, and we're… Andrew Elmore needs your support for Help Andrew & Savannah's Family Stay Afloat
gofund.me
December 19, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I am so deeply sorry to be in the position to have to pull this lever again, but I just watched my car get towed away and I don't really know what else to do anymore.
More details in the update & description, but if you're able to help out or share, we would be grateful beyond words.
More details in the update & description, but if you're able to help out or share, we would be grateful beyond words.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYBu...
After being a king, a pirate, and a mad scientist, King K. Rool is back as Kalamity K. Rool, the most ornery outlaw in the old west! With his posse of Kowboy Kremlings, has Donkey Kong finally met his match?
A remix of Snakey Chantey from Donkey Kong Country 2.
After being a king, a pirate, and a mad scientist, King K. Rool is back as Kalamity K. Rool, the most ornery outlaw in the old west! With his posse of Kowboy Kremlings, has Donkey Kong finally met his match?
A remix of Snakey Chantey from Donkey Kong Country 2.
Krocodile Kowboys (Snakey Chantey Remix)
YouTube video by Jammin' Jelly
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December 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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After being a king, a pirate, and a mad scientist, King K. Rool is back as Kalamity K. Rool, the most ornery outlaw in the old west! With his posse of Kowboy Kremlings, has Donkey Kong finally met his match?
A remix of Snakey Chantey from Donkey Kong Country 2.
After being a king, a pirate, and a mad scientist, King K. Rool is back as Kalamity K. Rool, the most ornery outlaw in the old west! With his posse of Kowboy Kremlings, has Donkey Kong finally met his match?
A remix of Snakey Chantey from Donkey Kong Country 2.
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WE ARE KREMLINGS
HEAR OUR CRY
HOIST THE CROSSBONES TO THE SKY 🏴☠️
WE ARE KREMLINGS
AND PROUDLY WE STAND
ON THE COASTLINES OF OUR LAND
HEAR OUR CRY
HOIST THE CROSSBONES TO THE SKY 🏴☠️
WE ARE KREMLINGS
AND PROUDLY WE STAND
ON THE COASTLINES OF OUR LAND
December 9, 2025 at 2:53 PM
WE ARE KREMLINGS
HEAR OUR CRY
HOIST THE CROSSBONES TO THE SKY 🏴☠️
WE ARE KREMLINGS
AND PROUDLY WE STAND
ON THE COASTLINES OF OUR LAND
HEAR OUR CRY
HOIST THE CROSSBONES TO THE SKY 🏴☠️
WE ARE KREMLINGS
AND PROUDLY WE STAND
ON THE COASTLINES OF OUR LAND
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DK Rogues
December 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
DK Rogues
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K. Rool’s pose here — the end of his animation for Nintendo Today’s new DK theme — is probably close to how his new official render will look, based on how Squawks’ app pose also resembles his old DKCR art. It’s been 18 years since the last non-Smash K. Rool render and I am SO living for it!!
I’m genuinely so happy that K. Rool and the Kremlings are important enough to Nintendo now that they’re starting to use them in promotional material, after barely doing anything with them for like 2 decades
December 4, 2025 at 2:34 AM
K. Rool’s pose here — the end of his animation for Nintendo Today’s new DK theme — is probably close to how his new official render will look, based on how Squawks’ app pose also resembles his old DKCR art. It’s been 18 years since the last non-Smash K. Rool render and I am SO living for it!!
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I know calling your congresscritters is annoying but if you take a moment to rehearse, you can get all 3 calls to under 6 minutes total. You gotta remember the magic number: congresscritters rarely get more than 12 calls on an issue. Your call can have a disproportionate impact!
Congress is attempting to fast track KOSA and more than a dozen bills that would restrict internet access, censor speech and increase surveillance under the guise of protecting children.
Committee hearings begin tomorrow.
Committee hearings begin tomorrow.
Lawmakers to consider 19 bills for childproofing the internet
KOSA is back, along with more than a dozen other bills that will erode free speech and privacy in the name of protecting kids.
reason.com
December 3, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I know calling your congresscritters is annoying but if you take a moment to rehearse, you can get all 3 calls to under 6 minutes total. You gotta remember the magic number: congresscritters rarely get more than 12 calls on an issue. Your call can have a disproportionate impact!
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Once upon a time, Nintendo acknowledging "Donkey Kong fans" as a unique subset would have sent us doing cartwheels down the street in disbelief.
After the last 13 months I'm just like, thanks for the treat. Can't wait to see what you have for us next week.
After the last 13 months I'm just like, thanks for the treat. Can't wait to see what you have for us next week.
Donkey Kong fans can now enjoy the newly added Donkey Kong theme on Nintendo Today!
Download here: ninten.do/6012tXvqm
Download here: ninten.do/6012tXvqm
December 3, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Once upon a time, Nintendo acknowledging "Donkey Kong fans" as a unique subset would have sent us doing cartwheels down the street in disbelief.
After the last 13 months I'm just like, thanks for the treat. Can't wait to see what you have for us next week.
After the last 13 months I'm just like, thanks for the treat. Can't wait to see what you have for us next week.
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Shantae and Risky Boots
December 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Shantae and Risky Boots
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Got crafty this year, for my daughter's 2nd Christmas I made her a full on custom, hand made DonkeyKong golden book since she got so into DK watching me play Bananza. Gonna be hard waiting a whole month to give it to her!
Mostly followed the Mario golden book's story but added a couple extra bits.
Mostly followed the Mario golden book's story but added a couple extra bits.
November 27, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Got crafty this year, for my daughter's 2nd Christmas I made her a full on custom, hand made DonkeyKong golden book since she got so into DK watching me play Bananza. Gonna be hard waiting a whole month to give it to her!
Mostly followed the Mario golden book's story but added a couple extra bits.
Mostly followed the Mario golden book's story but added a couple extra bits.
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Decided to post something before I go lay down LOL
A lot of my personal art that's gotten color has really been character refs
I think I'm liking using a sketchy style instead of struggling with clean straight lines tbh
A lot of my personal art that's gotten color has really been character refs
I think I'm liking using a sketchy style instead of struggling with clean straight lines tbh
November 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Decided to post something before I go lay down LOL
A lot of my personal art that's gotten color has really been character refs
I think I'm liking using a sketchy style instead of struggling with clean straight lines tbh
A lot of my personal art that's gotten color has really been character refs
I think I'm liking using a sketchy style instead of struggling with clean straight lines tbh
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Omg just a few more orders and I might achieve my monthly goal 😭💖 thank you so much for all the orders and donations! Can't thank you enough 🥹❤️
November 16, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Omg just a few more orders and I might achieve my monthly goal 😭💖 thank you so much for all the orders and donations! Can't thank you enough 🥹❤️
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Nintendo confirms that they've got one HELL of a prize in store for the next Emerald Rush event later this month. Yes, Chunky and Lanky Kong statues are coming to Donkey Kong Bananza! Check out the article linked below for the historical Kongtext of the Donkey Kong 64 duo's reemergence!
DK Vine • News • Chunky and Lanky Kong Statues Confirmed for Next Emerald Rush Event
The Donkey Kong 64 boys will be honored later this month with the second event held within Donkey Kong Bananza's DLC.
www.dkvine.com
November 4, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Nintendo confirms that they've got one HELL of a prize in store for the next Emerald Rush event later this month. Yes, Chunky and Lanky Kong statues are coming to Donkey Kong Bananza! Check out the article linked below for the historical Kongtext of the Donkey Kong 64 duo's reemergence!
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October 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Introducing DonkViewer:
The past few days I've been working on a brand new tool which shows all 216 maps in DK64 in various modes (geometry, collision etc) all within the web browser, and I finally have it in a state where it's ready for others to play with.
theballaam96.github.io/donk_viewer....
The past few days I've been working on a brand new tool which shows all 216 maps in DK64 in various modes (geometry, collision etc) all within the web browser, and I finally have it in a state where it's ready for others to play with.
theballaam96.github.io/donk_viewer....
October 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Introducing DonkViewer:
The past few days I've been working on a brand new tool which shows all 216 maps in DK64 in various modes (geometry, collision etc) all within the web browser, and I finally have it in a state where it's ready for others to play with.
theballaam96.github.io/donk_viewer....
The past few days I've been working on a brand new tool which shows all 216 maps in DK64 in various modes (geometry, collision etc) all within the web browser, and I finally have it in a state where it's ready for others to play with.
theballaam96.github.io/donk_viewer....
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DK Vine has officially crossed the Go-No-Further Gate with our Donkey Kong Bananza spoiler policy. To celebrate, community stalwart @justandre.bsky.social has penned an editorial on the timely resonance of K. Rool's role in the game!
dkvine.com?p=games&page...
dkvine.com?p=games&page...
October 22, 2025 at 4:31 PM
DK Vine has officially crossed the Go-No-Further Gate with our Donkey Kong Bananza spoiler policy. To celebrate, community stalwart @justandre.bsky.social has penned an editorial on the timely resonance of K. Rool's role in the game!
dkvine.com?p=games&page...
dkvine.com?p=games&page...
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October 21, 2025 at 1:18 AM