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alex @bates64.com · Feb 6
did you know? the Paper Mario (Nintendo 64) engine has no less than 9 different domain specific scripting languages! Games frequently use DSLs to allow non-programmers to work on the game.

Paper Mario's DSLs vary widely in complexity and how often they are used - lets take a look 🧵
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With all the excitement of (Same-Document) View Transitions (and more VT features) becoming Baseline Newly available (yay! 🎉), one might overlook the inclusion of the moveBefore() method.

This method is a pretty big deal as it allows you to move elements around the DOM while preserving their state.
October 15, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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you can tell that OpenGL is a better religion than Christianity, because OpenGL has a SuperBible, while Christianity only has a normal bible
January 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
the #BBCQT producers last night must have thought they were very clever putting @zackpolanski.bsky.social on a panel of right wingers and a Telegraph writer in the nonpartisan seat
October 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
we're back guys
October 1, 2025 at 4:36 PM
to be clear, i think the policy direction is OK but the way the government are selling it (to stop illegal working, somehow) is completely wrong
bates64.com alex @bates64.com · Sep 30
bigbrotherwatch.org.uk/campaigns/no...
I really think we can still do digital id for convenience as long as it's done well. There is economic benefit in speeding up people IDing for 18+ spaces and shopping, for example. Plus it's more convenient than carrying around your drivers license everywhere!
No2DigitalID — Big Brother Watch
bigbrotherwatch.org.uk
September 30, 2025 at 5:37 PM
@zackpolanski.bsky.social you should consider adopting a shorter version of this breakdown when going against reform youtu.be/UfC4-FDp7co
The "Islamification" of Britain?
YouTube video by JimmyTheGiant
youtu.be
September 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
bigbrotherwatch.org.uk/campaigns/no...
I really think we can still do digital id for convenience as long as it's done well. There is economic benefit in speeding up people IDing for 18+ spaces and shopping, for example. Plus it's more convenient than carrying around your drivers license everywhere!
No2DigitalID — Big Brother Watch
bigbrotherwatch.org.uk
September 30, 2025 at 3:41 AM
im still trying to work out the difference between Your Party and the Green Party - YP says its going to be internally democratic but the greens already are, etc. I'm a member of both but I have a feeling they are gonna end up targeting different seats with essentially identical policies lol
September 27, 2025 at 6:36 AM
when I was a kid I upgraded my computer to Windows 8.0 and I hated the start menu screen so much. I installed Fedora and haven't looked back since
September 26, 2025 at 11:45 AM
"So long, King Bowser!"
www.theverge.com/news/786068/...
Nintendo of America boss Doug Bowser is retiring
Devon Pritchard is taking over.
www.theverge.com
September 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
dear diary,
today i tried to debug an issue in a test. it turned out that the test was provoking the error deliberately. so there was no issue!
September 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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i just made a cool video
September 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Trump: "MMR... the mumps, measles... and, uhhhh, all three should be taken separately"
September 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
whenever i watch someone else search, i cringe at how their eyes reflexively dodge the ad result, breeze past the unhelpful ai response, ignore a site they hate, and get past the popular-but-not-what-they-wanted result... just to arrive at the first result they would've received from @kagi.com
kagi.com Kagi HQ @kagi.com · Sep 17
A thoughtful review of Kagi and the reasons people stick with it long-term:

havn.blog/2024/05/31/m...
September 19, 2025 at 2:28 AM
google just served me a youtube ad that included a deepfake of the prime minister talking about some scheme to get free money. i try to report the ad and get a "Something went wrong" toast. Awesome
September 5, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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all ontological arguments are the same argument really
August 2, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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ℹ️ Did you know? In the hit Nintendo Wii classic, Super Paper Mario, there is a secret cleverly hidden in the "World of Nothing," presumably as a practical joke by the "developers" at "Intelligent Systems." It is a Honse,
July 19, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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longjmp implies the existence of floatjmp and doublejmp
they should make longjmp2, a new and more fucked up longjmp variant
July 2, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Since it looks like nobody's talked about it here, Animal Crossing decomp hit 100% game code!

It's been about 6 years we've been at it, based on my old GitHub repos

github.com/ACreTeam/ac-...
GitHub - ACreTeam/ac-decomp: Decompilation in progress of Animal Crossing for the Nintendo GameCube.
Decompilation in progress of Animal Crossing for the Nintendo GameCube. - ACreTeam/ac-decomp
github.com
June 17, 2025 at 12:12 AM
thank you to google for bringing splatoon 3 back up
June 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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GCP wanted to see if they had customers so they did a scream test
hailey.at hailey @hailey.at · Jun 12
google cloud being down is somehow interrupting every possible task that i have to do today :/
June 12, 2025 at 7:18 PM
GCP, AWS, and Cloudflare having outages all at once was not on my bingo card
June 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
why does one of the Eurovision presenters look like Sam from Wendover
May 17, 2025 at 8:36 PM
is there a way i can adblock any news article about the royal family
May 5, 2025 at 2:12 PM
figured out how polyphony (playing multiple notes at once) works in Paper Mario’s music format and uhhh

monophonic = 1, duophonic = 5, triophonic = 6, quadraphonic = 7. 0, 2, 3, 4 are buggy. anything over 7 gives you ✨random polyphony✨ by reading garbage ram
April 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM