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@basedranchdressing.bsky.social
addicted to increasing my digital footprint. political econ, security, IR, shitposting. originally midwestern, now that DC bitch you think you hate. she/her, a shade of brown.
this bar has a "samosa slider" which i thought was going to be like samosa filling in a slider but these mfs just straight up put a whole ass samosa between a bun 😭😭😭😭
November 19, 2025 at 10:28 PM
this bar has a "samosa slider" which i thought was going to be like samosa filling in a slider but these mfs just straight up put a whole ass samosa between a bun 😭😭😭😭
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Running for office and revealing a giant back tattoo that just says WOMEN. Nobody can agree if it's good or bad
October 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Running for office and revealing a giant back tattoo that just says WOMEN. Nobody can agree if it's good or bad
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Fully transcribed. This man's brain is cat food.
November 18, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Fully transcribed. This man's brain is cat food.
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If sexuality was a choice, then explain heterosexual women
November 19, 2025 at 3:12 AM
If sexuality was a choice, then explain heterosexual women
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Safety inspector: I found two major issues with your Death Star. For one thing, there are no railings.
Grand Moff Tarkin: We believe railings would detract from the austerity of our bottomless chasms.
Safety inspector: That brings us to my second issue.
Grand Moff Tarkin: We believe railings would detract from the austerity of our bottomless chasms.
Safety inspector: That brings us to my second issue.
November 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Safety inspector: I found two major issues with your Death Star. For one thing, there are no railings.
Grand Moff Tarkin: We believe railings would detract from the austerity of our bottomless chasms.
Safety inspector: That brings us to my second issue.
Grand Moff Tarkin: We believe railings would detract from the austerity of our bottomless chasms.
Safety inspector: That brings us to my second issue.
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It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
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[getting drinks with captain hook]
Me: so what’s up are you still in a blood feud with that boy
Hook: he’s not — we’ve been over this, he doesn’t age. I think he’s older than me
Me: I’m just fucking with you how’s Smee
Me: so what’s up are you still in a blood feud with that boy
Hook: he’s not — we’ve been over this, he doesn’t age. I think he’s older than me
Me: I’m just fucking with you how’s Smee
November 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
[getting drinks with captain hook]
Me: so what’s up are you still in a blood feud with that boy
Hook: he’s not — we’ve been over this, he doesn’t age. I think he’s older than me
Me: I’m just fucking with you how’s Smee
Me: so what’s up are you still in a blood feud with that boy
Hook: he’s not — we’ve been over this, he doesn’t age. I think he’s older than me
Me: I’m just fucking with you how’s Smee
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This is one reason I'm expecting intense natural selection in forms of government and cultural norms returning to the fore.
If you don't have a society that's at least reasonably inclusive towards migrants, children, and parents, your country is gonna literally fucking die.
If you don't have a society that's at least reasonably inclusive towards migrants, children, and parents, your country is gonna literally fucking die.
the actual suicide of the West will be combining a rapidly aging population with hostility to migrants. however we must give credit to East Asia, especially Japan, for pioneering this model.
November 19, 2025 at 5:02 AM
This is one reason I'm expecting intense natural selection in forms of government and cultural norms returning to the fore.
If you don't have a society that's at least reasonably inclusive towards migrants, children, and parents, your country is gonna literally fucking die.
If you don't have a society that's at least reasonably inclusive towards migrants, children, and parents, your country is gonna literally fucking die.
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I do think you can understand the present state of world affairs better if you believe that the worst person alive has, since 2017, been the most powerful person alive the majority of the time.
there is not a single Republican legislator who is a worse person than Trump is and whatever remains of each of their consciences has been sublimated to his whims for a decade now
November 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I do think you can understand the present state of world affairs better if you believe that the worst person alive has, since 2017, been the most powerful person alive the majority of the time.
Nicki Minaj is speaking at the UN and the president of the United States is "things happen ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"ing the Saudis bonesawing a journalist. sure why not. nothing fucking matters anymore
November 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Nicki Minaj is speaking at the UN and the president of the United States is "things happen ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"ing the Saudis bonesawing a journalist. sure why not. nothing fucking matters anymore
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Me at Cloudflare making sure OpenAI stays down:
November 18, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Me at Cloudflare making sure OpenAI stays down:
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we finally created The Reporter Zoe Barnes from the Netflix show Don't Create The Reporter Zoe Barnes www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...
Part 1: How I Found Out
Olivia had just returned from a reporting trip—at least that’s what she told me it was—and her Herschel backpack, the one with the flap that never quite closed properly, was tossed beside our bed, its...
www.telos.news
November 18, 2025 at 5:32 PM
we finally created The Reporter Zoe Barnes from the Netflix show Don't Create The Reporter Zoe Barnes www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...
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This is the worst roster I’ve ever seen
November 18, 2025 at 1:43 PM
This is the worst roster I’ve ever seen
they should leave chatgpt down
November 18, 2025 at 2:38 PM
they should leave chatgpt down
my health insurance makes my birth control free but my ritalin is $20. there's a joke here somewhere
November 18, 2025 at 2:30 PM
my health insurance makes my birth control free but my ritalin is $20. there's a joke here somewhere
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Pronouncing Popeyes as Pope Yes and nobody can stop me
November 18, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Pronouncing Popeyes as Pope Yes and nobody can stop me
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underrated bit of handwaving in the lizza blog
November 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM
underrated bit of handwaving in the lizza blog
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
its such a terrible and great time to be literate
November 18, 2025 at 1:28 PM
its such a terrible and great time to be literate
obviously unsurprising but that Ryan Lizza thing is SO dramatic im crying LMFAO
November 18, 2025 at 1:26 PM
obviously unsurprising but that Ryan Lizza thing is SO dramatic im crying LMFAO
another cloudflare outage lmfao
November 18, 2025 at 12:40 PM
another cloudflare outage lmfao
told a friend we need a value- and gender- neutral term for "slut"/"fuckboi" (it me) and she said "its out of respect for you im not asking chatgpt right now" im going to scream that was her first reaction
November 18, 2025 at 2:53 AM
told a friend we need a value- and gender- neutral term for "slut"/"fuckboi" (it me) and she said "its out of respect for you im not asking chatgpt right now" im going to scream that was her first reaction
I know its an american CIA trope/tell at this point but god do I love leaning on things while stationary in public
November 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I know its an american CIA trope/tell at this point but god do I love leaning on things while stationary in public
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it’s pretty remarkable how every single facet of Nuzzi is universally awful all the way down to the little stuff of “I refuse to help manage an invasive species”
November 17, 2025 at 8:26 PM
it’s pretty remarkable how every single facet of Nuzzi is universally awful all the way down to the little stuff of “I refuse to help manage an invasive species”