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Ba☧tist | Assuredly joking | Cat petter | ამინ იესო | “The limits of the Lord’s mercy have not been set.”
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Vatican Formally Recognizes First Gen Z Demon https://theonion.com/vatican-formally-recognizes-first-gen-z-demon/
December 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Although [Mary’s] role as Theotokos, the God-bearer, is in one way unique, in that she alone physically nurtures and brings into the world the body and person of Jesus Christ, in another way Mary is the archetype of every Christian soul, and of the whole Church.
December 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
December 1, 2025 at 2:47 AM
this…is scandalous…
@baptohammer.bsky.social has swears! They've used 9 profanities in their last 738 posts.

🥇 "hell" (6 times)
🥈 "butt" (1 times)
🥉 "fart" (1 times)
November 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
November 30, 2025 at 7:40 PM
November 30, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Nice to see that my parent’s neighbors put their Halloween skeletons back out for Death Sunday!
November 30, 2025 at 6:04 PM
eating a full plate of leftovers at 9:52 at night on Thanksgiving is just about the most wonderful thing in the world.
November 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Orthodox Thanksgiving falls on December 4 this year.
November 27, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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RIP Martin Luther, you would have loved Papal Audience Black Friday deals.
November 27, 2025 at 10:08 PM
*building a time machine*

here’s how the Lions can still win:
November 27, 2025 at 9:21 PM
me today (grateful, not hateful)
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
doing ugly, 1000-piece jigsaw puzzles,
plunging my cortisol levels to historic lows.
November 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Oh, Time, Strength, Cash, and Patience!
November 12, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Frankenstein is a metaphor for the dangers of reanimating corpses with electricity
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Idiot
November 13, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Godless society cannot fathom the idea of hospitality to guests/generosity to host/friendship for all.
Column: With Thanksgiving coming up, you may have noticed online posts about whether it's okay to charge guests for dinner.

It's part of a larger trend that, depending on your point of view, is either a major breach of etiquette or simply pragmatic.
Column | I’m on a budget but I want to host Thanksgiving dinner. Can I charge guests?
The trend of transferring financial responsibility from the host to the guest is turning fellowship into a monetary affair.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
it's snowing in Atlanta on November 10th, so—sorry, Advent Cops: Christmas songs are now playing.
November 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
what it feels like today to be a part of a family that’s either from Atlanta or Detroit.
November 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Babylon is fallen, fallen, fallen!
Babylon is fallen to rise no more!
November 10, 2025 at 2:22 PM
water apostles
air teachers
fire prophets
November 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
White Meat Turkey, 3
Stuffing, 8
Green Bean Casserole, 11
Butternut Squash, 14
Pecan Pie, 16
Gravy, 19
& Sister Schubert Rolls makes $20 total.
What's gonna be on your thanksgiving plate?
November 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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where are my thanksgiving enjoyers
November 3, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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a little something to take the edge off
November 2, 2025 at 11:38 PM