Azure Emerald Empire
@azureemeraldempire.bsky.social
Global prison break, web of free life in revolt.
TB on the other site
TB on the other site
DLR: (to the tune of “Panama”)
Ani-me-hey-hey-hey-hey-heyyy
Ani-me-hey-hey-hey-hey-heyyy
November 22, 2025 at 1:46 AM
DLR: (to the tune of “Panama”)
Ani-me-hey-hey-hey-hey-heyyy
Ani-me-hey-hey-hey-hey-heyyy
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This is what I look like in the Matrix.
November 22, 2025 at 1:35 AM
This is what I look like in the Matrix.
Female mech voice: Banjovision activated.
November 22, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Female mech voice: Banjovision activated.
Ruth’s Chris should have a social media platform named The Mahogany Room
November 22, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Ruth’s Chris should have a social media platform named The Mahogany Room
The meeting left a deep impression on the president. “I had never heard rhymes like that before,” he said. “I didn’t know you could rhyme like that. And there was a lot of wisdom in those rhymes. You know, people tell me there’s a third eye in your brain. Well, I think I felt mine open a little!”
November 22, 2025 at 12:51 AM
The meeting left a deep impression on the president. “I had never heard rhymes like that before,” he said. “I didn’t know you could rhyme like that. And there was a lot of wisdom in those rhymes. You know, people tell me there’s a third eye in your brain. Well, I think I felt mine open a little!”
That was the moment when he truly became a rap mogul
November 22, 2025 at 12:17 AM
That was the moment when he truly became a rap mogul
America’s Funniest Sephiroth Monolgues
November 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
America’s Funniest Sephiroth Monolgues
We need a president who’s an incurable treasure hunter. “Look—you don’t want to listen to me up here talking. I sure as hell don’t want to be here! I’m supposed to be down there behind a detector. So let’s get this stuff fixed so we can get back to what we’re supposed to be doing.”
November 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
We need a president who’s an incurable treasure hunter. “Look—you don’t want to listen to me up here talking. I sure as hell don’t want to be here! I’m supposed to be down there behind a detector. So let’s get this stuff fixed so we can get back to what we’re supposed to be doing.”
Naming my sailboat either “Fool’s Errand” or “Harsh Realm”
November 21, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Naming my sailboat either “Fool’s Errand” or “Harsh Realm”
The smell of burnt toast? You guessed it—it symbolizes prosperity.
November 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM
The smell of burnt toast? You guessed it—it symbolizes prosperity.
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"i never see you at the bank" and i never see you at the casino
November 21, 2025 at 3:59 PM
"i never see you at the bank" and i never see you at the casino
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They say I never see you at the club.
I say I never see you at Pet Valhalla Cemetery and Crematory.
I say I never see you at Pet Valhalla Cemetery and Crematory.
November 21, 2025 at 4:09 AM
They say I never see you at the club.
I say I never see you at Pet Valhalla Cemetery and Crematory.
I say I never see you at Pet Valhalla Cemetery and Crematory.
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that’s absolutely right Alex 🗣️🗣️🗣️
November 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
that’s absolutely right Alex 🗣️🗣️🗣️
Checked to see who amongst my mutuals was following “Admirable Women.” Not a single soul.
Dr. Louella Cable | Aquatic biologist & brilliant scientific illustrator #WorldFisheriesDay
First woman hired (1927) by the US Bureau of Fisheries (later became US Fish & Wildlife). Her research + art advanced fisheries science. #WomenInSTEM #art #conservation
thefisheriesblog.com/2020/04/27/l...
First woman hired (1927) by the US Bureau of Fisheries (later became US Fish & Wildlife). Her research + art advanced fisheries science. #WomenInSTEM #art #conservation
thefisheriesblog.com/2020/04/27/l...
November 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Checked to see who amongst my mutuals was following “Admirable Women.” Not a single soul.
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you kill a lot more people with kindness than vinegar
November 21, 2025 at 3:25 PM
you kill a lot more people with kindness than vinegar
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Intriguing. I've never seen a sword like this. And you say you got it where? Hmm. Well, it's certainly worthy of the museum's attention. Do you wish to part with it? I can give you 30000 gold for it.
November 21, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Intriguing. I've never seen a sword like this. And you say you got it where? Hmm. Well, it's certainly worthy of the museum's attention. Do you wish to part with it? I can give you 30000 gold for it.
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every american child should be given a bugle at birth with a natural harmonic of random pitch, the frequency of which determines myriad practical and legal elements of your life
November 21, 2025 at 6:58 AM
every american child should be given a bugle at birth with a natural harmonic of random pitch, the frequency of which determines myriad practical and legal elements of your life
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All the leaves are gone
And the sky is gone
And the sky is gone
November 21, 2025 at 10:31 AM
All the leaves are gone
And the sky is gone
And the sky is gone
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it's the weekend of the year
November 21, 2025 at 12:36 PM
it's the weekend of the year
(smiling to myself) I should take the rest of the year off
November 21, 2025 at 12:33 PM
(smiling to myself) I should take the rest of the year off
“Dead Internet” doesn’t begin to describe the necrotic efflorescences we see today
November 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
“Dead Internet” doesn’t begin to describe the necrotic efflorescences we see today
Our “moonshots” should be grammars of animal or extinct hominid languages #my2cents #nomorerockets #nomoresatellites
November 21, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Our “moonshots” should be grammars of animal or extinct hominid languages #my2cents #nomorerockets #nomoresatellites