azau
@azau.bsky.social
cryptid | THE Internet zorua | ace | θΔ | pfp pic made by @kelfufu on twitter
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i would like to apologize to my constituents and the people of canada. when i stood and applauded after being introduced to a man who "fought russia in WW2" i was unaware of his work in the SS and simply assumed he had waged war for the noble goal of greater east asian co-prosperity
September 26, 2023 at 7:41 AM
i would like to apologize to my constituents and the people of canada. when i stood and applauded after being introduced to a man who "fought russia in WW2" i was unaware of his work in the SS and simply assumed he had waged war for the noble goal of greater east asian co-prosperity
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"Honey, the strike is over, time for me to go back to work." We embrace. I close my office door, carefully remove the cover from my typewriter and insert a sheet of paper. I crack my knuckles, type HOSPICE SHELDON and stare at the wall for 9 hours.
September 25, 2023 at 12:18 PM
"Honey, the strike is over, time for me to go back to work." We embrace. I close my office door, carefully remove the cover from my typewriter and insert a sheet of paper. I crack my knuckles, type HOSPICE SHELDON and stare at the wall for 9 hours.
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very confused. just saw a car with a front pa license plate.
September 20, 2023 at 8:17 PM
very confused. just saw a car with a front pa license plate.
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i just used the shazam app to identify the song radioactive by imagine dragons
September 20, 2023 at 6:25 PM
i just used the shazam app to identify the song radioactive by imagine dragons
are there private accounts on here
September 20, 2023 at 5:31 PM
are there private accounts on here
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a fawkz !! but its been turned into a marketable plushie
[#fawkz #furryart]
[#fawkz #furryart]
September 20, 2023 at 4:21 PM
a fawkz !! but its been turned into a marketable plushie
[#fawkz #furryart]
[#fawkz #furryart]
pics from yesterdays climb :3
September 20, 2023 at 4:48 PM
pics from yesterdays climb :3
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i’m deploying the us army to kill this fly that got in my house
September 20, 2023 at 11:55 AM
i’m deploying the us army to kill this fly that got in my house
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Kierkegaard was a poster
September 16, 2023 at 3:41 AM
Kierkegaard was a poster
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There's no better advertisement for this website than "we managed to scare Jack Dorsey away with all the gayness and furries".
It is pretty hilarious that while a ton of people *still* think Jack Dorsey is the CEO and sole decision maker at Bluesky, in actuality, he dislikes this place so much he *deleted his account*
September 16, 2023 at 1:15 PM
There's no better advertisement for this website than "we managed to scare Jack Dorsey away with all the gayness and furries".
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Hello, I'm struggling with bills a whole lot recently! So I'm going to be opening commissions if anyone is interested, they'll be around 10 dollars. Here are some examples on if anyone is interested!
my discord is tycheeto_
telegram: @Wouchito
I'd appreciate people sharing this a lot too :)
my discord is tycheeto_
telegram: @Wouchito
I'd appreciate people sharing this a lot too :)
September 11, 2023 at 7:51 PM
Hello, I'm struggling with bills a whole lot recently! So I'm going to be opening commissions if anyone is interested, they'll be around 10 dollars. Here are some examples on if anyone is interested!
my discord is tycheeto_
telegram: @Wouchito
I'd appreciate people sharing this a lot too :)
my discord is tycheeto_
telegram: @Wouchito
I'd appreciate people sharing this a lot too :)
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"Are you fucking stupid?"
Me:
Me:
September 4, 2023 at 3:50 AM
"Are you fucking stupid?"
Me:
Me:
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I did NOT approve this.
September 7, 2023 at 6:07 AM
I did NOT approve this.
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This is legit scary. Marsha Blackburn is openly admitting that her bill KOSA will be used to drive trans people off the internet.
But Democrats are lining up to support it, and LGBTQIA+ orgs have dropped their opposition. WTF WTF WTF
www.erininthemorning.com/p/senator-ad...
But Democrats are lining up to support it, and LGBTQIA+ orgs have dropped their opposition. WTF WTF WTF
www.erininthemorning.com/p/senator-ad...
September 3, 2023 at 6:05 PM
This is legit scary. Marsha Blackburn is openly admitting that her bill KOSA will be used to drive trans people off the internet.
But Democrats are lining up to support it, and LGBTQIA+ orgs have dropped their opposition. WTF WTF WTF
www.erininthemorning.com/p/senator-ad...
But Democrats are lining up to support it, and LGBTQIA+ orgs have dropped their opposition. WTF WTF WTF
www.erininthemorning.com/p/senator-ad...
climbed about 100 feet up before realizing that sunset was in 15 minutes and i could absolutely not get down in the dark lol
September 6, 2023 at 1:22 AM
climbed about 100 feet up before realizing that sunset was in 15 minutes and i could absolutely not get down in the dark lol
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Assimilationists love to throw around the term "unrealistic", but my response to that is really that I don't give a fuck. I don't. I would rather lose fighting for liberation than win campaigning for reform. I would rather demand the world and lose it, than request table scraps and receive them.
September 1, 2023 at 9:28 AM
Assimilationists love to throw around the term "unrealistic", but my response to that is really that I don't give a fuck. I don't. I would rather lose fighting for liberation than win campaigning for reform. I would rather demand the world and lose it, than request table scraps and receive them.
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RIP to the sentence “Here, let me Google that for you,” the single most useful clapback of the 00s and 10s, killed by Google becoming absolutely useless for discovering any correct information whatsoever
August 28, 2023 at 7:12 PM
RIP to the sentence “Here, let me Google that for you,” the single most useful clapback of the 00s and 10s, killed by Google becoming absolutely useless for discovering any correct information whatsoever
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I always liked the satanic panic around ouija boards. like yeah man not only is witchcraft real it is the intellectual property of hasbro
August 26, 2023 at 10:19 PM
I always liked the satanic panic around ouija boards. like yeah man not only is witchcraft real it is the intellectual property of hasbro
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domino's pretends the noid just sprung up out of nowhere like "ah god damn it i can't believe this noid is trying to ruin our pizza" as if they didn't deliberately create and actively fund him. he's basically their bin laden
August 27, 2023 at 9:16 AM
domino's pretends the noid just sprung up out of nowhere like "ah god damn it i can't believe this noid is trying to ruin our pizza" as if they didn't deliberately create and actively fund him. he's basically their bin laden