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So, are we the pig dicks or the bags of meat?
All the 2nd amendment / militia weirdos eagerly joining federal cops arresting people for no reason
January 19, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Nw
January 19, 2026 at 5:39 AM
Sideline reporters love to end questions with "in that moment"
January 19, 2026 at 3:11 AM
They should have a 1 v 1 punt-pass-kick contest at halftime for first possession if there's an overtime
Choose your fighter
January 18, 2026 at 8:41 PM
It would be weird if WW3 popped off with the United States as the primary antagonist and a mostly uninhabited island in the north atlantic as the primary objective
January 18, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Are they promoting and picking shitburgs for photo ops based on height?

"Anyone shorter than 5'5", come with me."
January 18, 2026 at 7:57 PM
This critique applies to all Jason Bourne movies
Matt Damon talks about how Netflix designs movies around distracted couch watching.

Front load the big action scene in the first 5 minutes to keep people from bouncing versus the end in a theatrical release and repeat the plot 3–4 times in dialogue because people are on their phones while watching.
Matt Damon Says Netflix Wants Movies to Restate the ‘Plot Three or Four Times in the Dialogue’ Because Viewers are on ‘Their Phones While They’re Watching’
Matt Damon says Netflix wants movies to restate 'the plot three or four times in the dialogue' to account for viewers using their phones.
variety.com
January 18, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Why don't they make treadmills for humans more like hamster wheels?
a hamster is spinning in a yellow wheel
ALT: a hamster is spinning in a yellow wheel
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2026 at 6:30 PM
If you set the Twilight series in the UK 200 years ago you could call it Wuthering Bites
January 18, 2026 at 8:16 AM
If he acknowledges this protest he'll say "not very many people"
Photo of the Day.

Around HALF of Greenland’s adult population is believed to have attended anti-Trump protests today.

This photo was taken by Sean Gallup for Getty Images. It captures the thousands who gathered in the capital Nuuk, to reject Trump’s threats to take the island.
January 17, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Friendly reminder that every commercial the NFL runs about player safety is bullshit. Proof is the number of players that don't wear their mouthguards, the easiest way to guard against concussions.
January 17, 2026 at 9:35 PM
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everybody in the trump administration looks like this
January 17, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Someone show him this
January 17, 2026 at 9:08 PM
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January 17, 2026 at 3:16 AM
I still don't know what Kratom is
January 17, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Would be a good career move for Jonathan Bailey if he gave his sexiest man alive award to the president
January 17, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Tom brady says his last season in the nfl was hard because giselle bundchen was divorcing him
two men in suits and top hats are standing in front of a brick wall
ALT: two men in suits and top hats are standing in front of a brick wall
media.tenor.com
January 17, 2026 at 1:22 AM
TIL the capital of Greenland is called Nuuk
January 16, 2026 at 7:10 PM
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The one totally meaningless thing that would completely rule would be if the pope excommunicated jd Vance. Low stakes, would change nothing, but would provoke a lot of really funny reactions from people I universally hate. It would be really great. He should do it.
January 16, 2026 at 4:38 AM
The standard bot account on blusky seems to be female, started a few months ago, only online activity has been interacting with very niche substacks, with ludicrously unusual names like Ariel von Lichtenstein or Octavia Kosonowitz
January 16, 2026 at 7:37 AM
If youre a billionaire your accountants are telling you it's basically malpractice not to invest in a prison or detention center. It's free money
January 16, 2026 at 4:40 AM
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🎨
January 15, 2026 at 9:54 PM
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Can we talk about how extremely obvious the stroke droop is now?
January 16, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Nothing reeks of desperation to me quite like someone in their 50s suddenly getting into powerlifting
January 15, 2026 at 11:56 PM
the american mind cannot conceive of two diacritical marks over the same letter. vietnam must be stopped
January 15, 2026 at 10:09 PM