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Leigh
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DHS delenda est.
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you, yes you, are not qualified to give opsec advice to people whom you do not have a threat model for nor even remotely know personally
January 30, 2026 at 7:35 PM
It shouldn't be such a pleasant surprise when someone says my name right on a work call, but here I am, pleasantly surprised.
January 30, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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"Removing bovino doesn't solve the problem"
I dunno, dude, it seems to entirely solve the problem of having bovino around. Bitch is a first town boss in a jrpg. He's not the end, but beating him allows you to progress and feel good about it.
January 27, 2026 at 6:26 AM
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I found out today that one of the forces pushing Trump the hardest for this Greenland shit is… the owner of Estée Lauder.

Sharing this here because they own SO MANY makeup brands and I bet a lot of you might like to join me in not repurchasing anything from this makeup brand family!
How a billionaire with interests in Greenland encouraged Trump to acquire the territory
US president’s friend Ronald Lauder – who first proposed Arctic expansion – is now making deals in the island
www.theguardian.com
January 19, 2026 at 3:49 AM
The Reedy River. Last time I was home there were people letting their kids play in it, so I guess they finally fixed the longstanding fecal bacterial contamination.
My favorite Twitter prompt was "RT this with your home river," so reskeet this with your home river.

Mine is the Patuxent.
January 13, 2026 at 5:50 AM
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“no rapping tonight”
why?
“you rap about the Air and Space Museum’s facility out in Chantilly and it’s embarrassing”
ok
[after one beer)
uh oh y’all it’s getting kinda Udvar-Hazy
January 11, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Hi, I’m the VA.
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.

Hi, I'm toothpaste.
January 2, 2026 at 7:54 PM
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I am so sick of all you assholes making me see Will Stancil posts despite having him blocked and his name muted. No one gives a shit about this annoying loser but you. Give it a rest and spare the rest of us. Pick up a hobby. Go down on your wife
December 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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I feel like real person fanfic is off limits until the person is very dead
December 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Hey Millennials, you should congratulate Gen Alpha on their first successful kill
December 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Who called it JCIDS reform to emphasize commercial off-the-shelf acquisition instead of Defense Industrial Bass Pro Shops?
December 12, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I have often demonstrated questionable judgment.
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 23, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I just found out someone who was one grade ahead of me in school is a grandmother now.
November 22, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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I would like all of you, each and every one, to go google “Miss Universe National Costume Competition 2025 Norway” right now
November 22, 2025 at 7:15 AM
This is like when I found out Grimes was one of the riverboat hipsters.
November 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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IT IS #WRENSDAY MY DUDES
November 19, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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You know you dont have to call him The Secretary of War, right?

It's not a title. It's not a real thing!
November 13, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I used to think it was unrealistic when video game villains left journals and other documents detailing their schemes just lying around. What idiot would put that in writing, right?
November 13, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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the cia won’t see your jokes about rigging the virginia election. that’s the nsa’s job
November 5, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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sobbing as mom makes me smoke a whole pack of baseball in one sitting
October 28, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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October 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Finding so many Nazi tattoo apologists to block today.
October 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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41 million people (including 20 million kids) will lose access to food in a few days while a new 90,000 square foot ballroom is being added to the White House.

This political moment is profoundly disgusting.
October 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM